Eight Zero: After binding the blind box system, I got rich

"Comrade, I want a Pandora's blind box." Chen Lele and Gao Yiyi were about to go back, but a woman came over, with a haughty expression on her face, as if they were all ants and unworthy to talk to her.

Chen Lele: "..."

Before she could reply, he squatted down and began to choose from Gu Zi, and finally chose a blind box that looked pleasing to the eye.

Throw her 15 yuan and open it directly.

Immediately, a ferocious black Teddy appeared, with a bald head, no claws, one eyeball missing, and rough fur, which was very scary.

The three women were taken aback, and the woman immediately began to curse: "What are you so worried about, that you want to scare people to death by selling this kind of thing?"

Gao Yiyi quit, "Before we had time to introduce, you couldn't wait to open the box, who is to blame for being scared?"

"And this is Pandora's blind box, which is a prank toy. It looks terrifying, of course."

"If it's quietly cold, can it be called a trick?"

"Who is to blame for not understanding the situation?"

"You have to, it's your fault." Xue Yueyue said unreasonably: "Refund the money, and I have to compensate for my mental damage."

This woman is average-looking, and she thinks she is beautiful. What gave her the confidence to blackmail her?

He rolled up his sleeves and was about to tear them apart, but Teddy preempted them, "Little bitch, my whole body hurts, you should pay quickly, or I won't be able to get up when I'm lying on the ground."

"Hurry up, ouch, I hurt so much, my eyes and skin hurt so much."

Pandora's blind boxes all act according to the buyer's thoughts. It seems that this woman is just for blackmail!

Coincidentally, she, Chen Lele, specializes in all kinds of blackmail, so let's make some gestures today.

Xue Yueyue was so angry that she said, "Get the hell out of here, you bastard, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Little Teddy suddenly yelled, jumped at her, opened his mouth and called to grab her hand, the woman was startled, and quickly threw it away, "Ah, you bastard can still bite people, you Look at my hands, they hurt like hell."

She stretched out her hand in front of the two of them, only to see that there was not a single tooth mark. The two fell silent, not knowing what to say.

Xue Yueyue thought they were afraid, and immediately said: "Give me one hundred thousand today, will this matter be cancelled?"

Hearing that the amount was so high, Yi was furious: "I think you want to eat farts. We haven't earned [-] yuan from selling for so long, and you need so much for a single mouth. Why, the two of us have stupid faces written on our faces." Is there more than four words for money?"

"There is no scar, and you want to sue us, okay, then go, I want to see what they will do."

Chen Lele nodded, "That's right, there isn't even a single wound, and you actually want us to pay [-] yuan. This is extortion, and we are going to sue you."

"Sue me?" Xue Yueyue pointed at herself in disbelief: "I heard that right, do you want to sue me for this suffering?"

"That's right, we're going to sue you for extortion." Chen Lele said with a smile, then turned to look at Gao Yiyi, "Cousin, pack your things, let's go to the police station."

"Hey." This matter must not be private, and she must be taught a lesson.

The two packed up their things and grabbed her to go to the police station. The woman was a little scared and struggled not to go, but Gao Yiyi was so strong that she couldn't break free no matter what.

When the three of them came to the police station, Gao Yiyi immediately pointed at her angrily and said, "Comrade policeman, this woman is so bad that we even asked us to give her 10 yuan."

"What's going on here?" Old Zhang asked.

Chen Lele explained the matter clearly in a few sentences. When the police heard this, they immediately sent a female policeman to check the wound. When she found that there was nothing, she burst into anger, "You don't have any injuries. Black-hearted ghost."

"I was bitten, I was injured, shouldn't she pay for the medical expenses?" Xue Yueyue said unconvinced.

"What about the wound?" The policewoman asked coldly.

If you want compensation, you should expose your wounds!

Xue Yueyue stretched out the place where she was bitten just now, "Here, it's here."

The female policeman had black lines all over her head, "I can't find the dog bite wound you mentioned even with a magnifying glass."

Immediately, they went out angrily, and complained to Lao Zhang, but the other party insisted on being bitten by a dog, and they had no choice but to take her to the hospital for an examination.

Unexpectedly, after looking at it in turn, several doctors said, "She has never been bitten by a dog."

At this moment, the scary little Teddy appeared. When he saw someone bumping into him, he wailed, "Oh, my head, it hurts so much."

"Oh, my leg, it's broken, and I'll lose money. Hurry up and lose money, and I won't get up until I pay a hundred thousand."

Several doctors looked at him with interest, and suddenly one doctor asked, "Is this something that came out of Pandora's blind box?"

Xue Yueyue nodded, "Yes, I was bitten by it just now."

The doctor looked at her contemptuously and said, "Pandora's blind box can only be used for pranks, let alone biting, it doesn't even have teeth."

"Okay, you're not hurt."

Wang Zhang looked at the doctor and asked, "Comrade, how do you know this thing doesn't bite?"

"It's not a dog at all, it just looks scary. If you don't believe me, try putting your hands in its mouth?" the doctor said with a smile.

Old Zhang was half-believing, he broke off the little Teddy's head, and put his hand in. It bit his hand fiercely, but it didn't hurt at all.

"You know now."

Lao Zhang nodded, and then brought Xue Yueyue back to the police station. She refused to accept it and kept clamoring.

Lao Zhang taught her harshly, "Don't make trouble for nothing, just apologize to them later, and this matter will be over."

Xue Yueyue was not convinced, "I was bitten and you asked me to apologize?"

"What about your wound?" Lao Zhang asked: "I warn you, if you have a bad attitude, we have the right to lock you up for education."

"Then let's educate you." I would rather be educated than bow my head.

"Okay, then you stay here." Lao Zhang went out and told Chen Lele and the others what to do with her. Although the two were dissatisfied, they didn't show it on their faces, and left obediently.

On the way, Gao Yi said unhappily, "It's only been closed for three days, so perfunctory."

Chen Lele comforted her: "She will definitely find fault, maybe next time she will do it for three or five years."

Only then did Gao Yiyi smile, "That's really great."

When the two returned home, Gao Meilan had already prepared the meal. Seeing her, she immediately came over with a towel, "Here, look at the sweat on your head, isn't it hot?"

"If it's hard, don't go."

Chen Lele wiped off her sweat, "Mom, it's okay, I'm not tired."

"Why aren't you tired, look at your face is turning red."

"Mom, don't worry about me, I'm fine!"

"Okay, I don't worry about you anymore, you have no conscience." It's wrong to care.

"Mom, I know you love me, but I have to do it."