While walking, admiring the scenery of the countryside, she accidentally stepped into a mud puddle, watching her white shoes turn into black shoes, her face turned black.
Is this a bad start?
"Hehe, your luck is really bad." The system laughed at her unceremoniously.
I was very angry, but I still went to the small woods and wiped my shoes with leaves several times before leaving again.
After walking for two hours, I arrived at the county seat. I looked blankly at the streets where there were only aunts and aunts, and I didn't know who to sell my things to.
In modern times, people usually buy this thing online or go to drones, but here, both men and women will dislike it when they see it.
Walking around aimlessly, I somehow came to the supply and marketing cooperative. There were a lot of people there, and there were both men and women. Her eyes lit up. This is really a good place to sell things. You can try it.
Just do what you think, walk to the right of the entrance of the supply and marketing cooperative, take out the ancestral bed sheet from the back basket, put all the condoms on it, take out the loudspeaker and start shouting: "Every handsome married man and beautiful woman, look here."
When everyone's eyes focused on her, he said: "Thank you, God, for taking the time out of your busy schedule to listen to me, my little sister."
"For the harmony of your family and the harmonious relationship between husband and wife, now, I, Chen Lele, am here to give you benefits!"
"These things of mine are foreign products. The taste, shape, and experience are definitely better than anything else, and I can promise that as long as you use them, your daughter-in-law will get pregnant, and I will pay for abortion and confinement money later in the hospital." .”
"No, what are you selling after you say so much?" Seeing how mysterious she was, an old lady couldn't help asking.
"Yeah, we don't even know what you're selling?"
Chen Lele spat out three words, "Condom."
Hearing this, the men around left with a whimper, and the young daughter-in-law also walked away, but the aunts had no scruples and yelled at her, "Do you want to be shameless and sell this thing in broad daylight?"
"The hospital doesn't even want this stuff for free. You still want us to spend money. Who are you fooling?"
The onlookers were more excited, and surrounded her in a circle and reprimanded her angrily, "Shameless thing, get out of here quickly, don't dirty our ground."
Chen Lele was not angry, she still had a smile on her fat face, and waited for them to calm down before saying, "Have you ever heard that cheap goods are not good?"
"Can the free one compare to mine?"
"Why can't it be compared? Isn't it all for that? Could it be that yours is more than theirs?" The aunts asked suspiciously.
"Of course, I have a lot of models, and it's fruity, and there are four or five shapes. Can it be the same as the thick and one-size-fits-all?"
"The tall and handsome guy standing next to me looks like a man among men. It would be uncomfortable to use the free one from the hospital. If you get a little excited, you might be able to make your wife pregnant."
The one who was praised was smiling, and the people around him showed envious expressions.
He scratched his head and said embarrassingly, "Not at all! You are really flattering yourself."
Who wants to praise him, just take him as an example.
"Nowadays family planning, each family can only have one child, but young people are easily excited, and the free ones issued by the hospital will be broken. You understand the consequences of things broken, but if you use my products, they will never be released. question."
"You have to know that abortion does a lot of damage to a woman's body. If you have a good confinement period, you can make up for it, but there are so many things at home waiting for her to do, how can you have time for them to confinement, and doing things reluctantly will cause you The shortened lifespan will not be solved by this amount of money.”
"Confinement disease can't be cured, so I can only bear it. Think about it, can you bear it if you stay at home and be Lafayette's daughter-in-law? If you can bear it, that's okay. If you can't, your existence will trigger a family war. When the time comes The son is in a dilemma."
"So for the sake of family harmony and to reduce the pressure on your son, you also have to protect yourselves."
Knowing the truth and speaking with emotion, the women were very moved. Finally, someone finally understood their suffering, so they bought it for this point.
Not only for themselves, but also for the future, they don't want to be short-lived ghosts.
Regardless of his man's objection, he said, "Little girl, give me three boxes."
"Okay." Passed the things to her in a hurry, and then said, "Come again next time, it's a total of three yuan."
When she heard three yuan, she didn't want it anymore, but there were so many people, and if she regretted that she would be run over to death by the old woman from the same village, she gritted her teeth and paid.
"The beauty is really magnificent." Chen Lele said with a thumbs up.
"Oh, I'm so old, how can I be called a beauty!" The middle-aged woman was very embarrassed, her wrinkled face was flushed, but there was a smile in her eyes.
"To me, a beauty is beyond skin. You are gentle and kind at first glance. It is a great fortune to marry you." Chen Lele said that, she also felt that she was very good, and left here with her head held high and her chest held high .
One person took the lead in buying, and the others followed suit. Soon, her condoms were sold out, and she was so happy that she walked with wind.
Went into the supply and marketing cooperative to buy peach cakes for Gao Meilan, and then went home with a bed sheet and a loudspeaker in a pannier.
As soon as she arrived at the entrance of the village, Gao Meilan rushed over immediately, muttering: "My darling, why have you been here for so long, if something happens, let mom live!"
Chen Lele hugged Gao Meilan back, "Mom, I'm so big, how could something happen to me, don't worry about me in the future." Worrying that no one should worry about her black bear, if a man is not blind, it is impossible for him to be interested in her.
"Mom, how can you not be worried? You were born in October, you are a baby! If you bump into each other, Mom's heart will hurt like being cut by a knife." Gao Meilan choked up.
Chen Lele had no choice but to persuade her to stop crying. When the two returned home, they saw a very handsome man chopping firewood. Judging by his skillful movements, he might have done it before.
Seeing this man, Chen Lele felt a little complicated. This man was his baby girl, and he came to her house when he was very young.
The two got married a few years ago, but the original owner didn't like him, and would punch and kick him every time he saw him. The two had been married for so long, let alone having the same room, and they had never even held hands.
Chen Mingyu, who was chopping firewood, suddenly looked up, seeing Chen Lele staring at him for a moment, the beautiful Danfeng's eyes were full of astonishment.
In the past, Chen Lele would yell at him whenever she saw him, but this time she didn't swear, and she looked stupid to him, what's going on?
Didn't she always dislike him for being too gorgeous, saying he looks like a vixen?
Chen Mingyu looked at her strangely, "Lele, is there mud on my face?"
Chen Lele then withdrew her eyes, turned her head and said coldly: "No."
Gao Meilan didn't care about their eyebrows and lawsuits, and stretched out her hand: "Mingyu, where's the money for working?"
Is this a bad start?
"Hehe, your luck is really bad." The system laughed at her unceremoniously.
I was very angry, but I still went to the small woods and wiped my shoes with leaves several times before leaving again.
After walking for two hours, I arrived at the county seat. I looked blankly at the streets where there were only aunts and aunts, and I didn't know who to sell my things to.
In modern times, people usually buy this thing online or go to drones, but here, both men and women will dislike it when they see it.
Walking around aimlessly, I somehow came to the supply and marketing cooperative. There were a lot of people there, and there were both men and women. Her eyes lit up. This is really a good place to sell things. You can try it.
Just do what you think, walk to the right of the entrance of the supply and marketing cooperative, take out the ancestral bed sheet from the back basket, put all the condoms on it, take out the loudspeaker and start shouting: "Every handsome married man and beautiful woman, look here."
When everyone's eyes focused on her, he said: "Thank you, God, for taking the time out of your busy schedule to listen to me, my little sister."
"For the harmony of your family and the harmonious relationship between husband and wife, now, I, Chen Lele, am here to give you benefits!"
"These things of mine are foreign products. The taste, shape, and experience are definitely better than anything else, and I can promise that as long as you use them, your daughter-in-law will get pregnant, and I will pay for abortion and confinement money later in the hospital." .”
"No, what are you selling after you say so much?" Seeing how mysterious she was, an old lady couldn't help asking.
"Yeah, we don't even know what you're selling?"
Chen Lele spat out three words, "Condom."
Hearing this, the men around left with a whimper, and the young daughter-in-law also walked away, but the aunts had no scruples and yelled at her, "Do you want to be shameless and sell this thing in broad daylight?"
"The hospital doesn't even want this stuff for free. You still want us to spend money. Who are you fooling?"
The onlookers were more excited, and surrounded her in a circle and reprimanded her angrily, "Shameless thing, get out of here quickly, don't dirty our ground."
Chen Lele was not angry, she still had a smile on her fat face, and waited for them to calm down before saying, "Have you ever heard that cheap goods are not good?"
"Can the free one compare to mine?"
"Why can't it be compared? Isn't it all for that? Could it be that yours is more than theirs?" The aunts asked suspiciously.
"Of course, I have a lot of models, and it's fruity, and there are four or five shapes. Can it be the same as the thick and one-size-fits-all?"
"The tall and handsome guy standing next to me looks like a man among men. It would be uncomfortable to use the free one from the hospital. If you get a little excited, you might be able to make your wife pregnant."
The one who was praised was smiling, and the people around him showed envious expressions.
He scratched his head and said embarrassingly, "Not at all! You are really flattering yourself."
Who wants to praise him, just take him as an example.
"Nowadays family planning, each family can only have one child, but young people are easily excited, and the free ones issued by the hospital will be broken. You understand the consequences of things broken, but if you use my products, they will never be released. question."
"You have to know that abortion does a lot of damage to a woman's body. If you have a good confinement period, you can make up for it, but there are so many things at home waiting for her to do, how can you have time for them to confinement, and doing things reluctantly will cause you The shortened lifespan will not be solved by this amount of money.”
"Confinement disease can't be cured, so I can only bear it. Think about it, can you bear it if you stay at home and be Lafayette's daughter-in-law? If you can bear it, that's okay. If you can't, your existence will trigger a family war. When the time comes The son is in a dilemma."
"So for the sake of family harmony and to reduce the pressure on your son, you also have to protect yourselves."
Knowing the truth and speaking with emotion, the women were very moved. Finally, someone finally understood their suffering, so they bought it for this point.
Not only for themselves, but also for the future, they don't want to be short-lived ghosts.
Regardless of his man's objection, he said, "Little girl, give me three boxes."
"Okay." Passed the things to her in a hurry, and then said, "Come again next time, it's a total of three yuan."
When she heard three yuan, she didn't want it anymore, but there were so many people, and if she regretted that she would be run over to death by the old woman from the same village, she gritted her teeth and paid.
"The beauty is really magnificent." Chen Lele said with a thumbs up.
"Oh, I'm so old, how can I be called a beauty!" The middle-aged woman was very embarrassed, her wrinkled face was flushed, but there was a smile in her eyes.
"To me, a beauty is beyond skin. You are gentle and kind at first glance. It is a great fortune to marry you." Chen Lele said that, she also felt that she was very good, and left here with her head held high and her chest held high .
One person took the lead in buying, and the others followed suit. Soon, her condoms were sold out, and she was so happy that she walked with wind.
Went into the supply and marketing cooperative to buy peach cakes for Gao Meilan, and then went home with a bed sheet and a loudspeaker in a pannier.
As soon as she arrived at the entrance of the village, Gao Meilan rushed over immediately, muttering: "My darling, why have you been here for so long, if something happens, let mom live!"
Chen Lele hugged Gao Meilan back, "Mom, I'm so big, how could something happen to me, don't worry about me in the future." Worrying that no one should worry about her black bear, if a man is not blind, it is impossible for him to be interested in her.
"Mom, how can you not be worried? You were born in October, you are a baby! If you bump into each other, Mom's heart will hurt like being cut by a knife." Gao Meilan choked up.
Chen Lele had no choice but to persuade her to stop crying. When the two returned home, they saw a very handsome man chopping firewood. Judging by his skillful movements, he might have done it before.
Seeing this man, Chen Lele felt a little complicated. This man was his baby girl, and he came to her house when he was very young.
The two got married a few years ago, but the original owner didn't like him, and would punch and kick him every time he saw him. The two had been married for so long, let alone having the same room, and they had never even held hands.
Chen Mingyu, who was chopping firewood, suddenly looked up, seeing Chen Lele staring at him for a moment, the beautiful Danfeng's eyes were full of astonishment.
In the past, Chen Lele would yell at him whenever she saw him, but this time she didn't swear, and she looked stupid to him, what's going on?
Didn't she always dislike him for being too gorgeous, saying he looks like a vixen?
Chen Mingyu looked at her strangely, "Lele, is there mud on my face?"
Chen Lele then withdrew her eyes, turned her head and said coldly: "No."
Gao Meilan didn't care about their eyebrows and lawsuits, and stretched out her hand: "Mingyu, where's the money for working?"
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