The elves are too powerful, I am forced to become a boss

Home.

Jiang Yang couldn't calm down for a long time while watching Xiao Fu Dan playing alone on the sofa.

Ah this.

This is what you call a little lucky egg with no medical talent.

"system."

Jiang Yang held his forehead, put all the messy thoughts behind him, and opened the system panel.

【Elf List】

[Host]: Jiang Yang

[Teaching Skills]: None

[backpack]: no

[Teaching points]: 1200

[Shop]: Open

"Check the store."

[Currently available for purchase: Elf meal: 100 teaching points]

[Basic tree fruit: 100 teaching points each]

Jiang Yang:? ? ?

"Buy three portions of elf food."

Thinking of his small savings, Jiang Yang looked at the little lucky eggs and bought one day's worth first.

"Little Fudan, it's time to eat."

"Du~li!"

The little Fudan, who was originally jumping around with a Pikachu pillow in his arms, suddenly dropped the doll and bounced around on the sofa. The last one rotated 360 degrees at high altitude and hit the chair with a bang.

Chair: hp-1000

"Little lucky egg..."

Jiang Yang looked at the precarious chair, his eyelids twitching, he showed a kind smile, squinted his eyes, and spoke word by word.

"Next time, no, it can be like this~!"

"Du~li~~!!!"

When Xiao Fudan saw Jiang Yang's expression, his body instantly stiffened, and two drops of cold sweat fell down his forehead.

(?д?!!)

"Haha, okay, I told you to be careful, let's eat."

Jiang Yang rubbed Xiao Fu Dan's head happily again and took out Xiao Fu Dan's food from the system space.

"No, this is yours."

After Jiang Yang took out Xiaofudan's food, his tone involuntarily took on a sour taste.

It’s amazing, I want to eat it too!

In addition to the extremely exquisite-looking Moo Moo Fresh Milk, there are also foods that are most suitable for Little Fudan.

From fruit appetizers to exquisite main dishes to after-dinner snacks, every snack is extremely precious.

"Du~li!"

Little Fudan's eyes immediately lit up. Before Jiang Yang could say anything, he took the things away very consciously, and tears flowed out of the corners of his mouth.

"beep?"

When it hummed to eat the food, Jiang Yang looked back with envy and walked to the somewhat old refrigerator.

The dim light dimmed the few reserves.

"..."

Jiang Yang rubbed his chin, looking at the only half of a cabbage and a small bag of noodles, an inexplicable soul of cooking burning.

【Professional cooking skills】

"It seems you are not completely useless."

Jiang Yang chuckled and shook the cabbage in his hand.

Swish!

With a flash of silvery white light, he skillfully took out the kitchen knife and made a very gorgeous knife pattern in his hand, aiming at the cabbage lying on the chopping board and cutting it.

"Du~li!"

Little Fudan, who was engrossed in eating, raised his head curiously when he heard the sound of "thump thump thump", his eyes full of curiosity.

Bang!

"Du~li!"

Little Fudan's eyes widened and he watched Jiang Yang's movements in rapt attention. His eyes shone even brighter and he was very excited.

"What's wrong? Do you want to do other things again?"

After a while, Jiang Yang came over with a bowl of plain noodles. With a smile on his face, he looked at the admiring little lucky egg and joked: "Why, you have a new interest?"

"Du~li!!"

(づ?ど)

Xiao Fudan half-covered his eyes and immediately avoided Jiang Yang's eyes. He grabbed the fallen tableware and stuffed food into his mouth until his cheeks were filled to the point where he couldn't hold anything anymore.

At the same time, what Jiang Yang didn't know was that after breaking up with Yu Chen, Xiao Fudan had become popular as the video was uploaded.

At this time, on site b, the video with the highest number of views was full of comments.

Sakuraji: Little lucky egg?You call this a little lucky egg? !Are you sure it's not a vacation king? ? ?

Kodak Duck Quack: Your performance is too fake!

Big Orange is the most important thing: I suggest changing the title to "Not Good at Fighting"

……

In Jiangnan City No. [-] High School, Director Yang watched with a smile as a man in a suit left the office, his expression instantly turning disgusting.Thinking of Jiang Yang's remarks when he left, he couldn't help but sigh again.

Drip!

"Ok?"

Hearing the notification tone, Director Yang picked up the phone, and the expression on his face froze instantly.

[Teacher Liu Mei]: Director Yang, please watch this video, it’s about Jiang Yang.

Seeing the two words "Jiang Yang", Director Yang's pupils shrank and he directly clicked on the link shared by Liu Mei. What caught his eye was the bright title "Invincible Little Lucky Egg".

! !

Director Yang was suddenly stunned and skipped the very beginning, seeing the scene where the little lucky egg transformed into One-Punch Man.

"Fuck!"

Director Yang shouted subconsciously, and then immediately reacted. He raised his head and looked at the door of the office, thinking of the leaving figure.

"Jiang Yang, what should you do now..."

……

the next morning

"Du~li~~"

Little Fudan rubbed his eyes and got up in a daze. In the early morning light, he saw Jiang Yang grabbing his hair.

"Huh? Little Fudan? Wake up. I'll prepare breakfast for you."

When Jiang Yang heard the sound and saw Xiao Fu Dan getting up, he forced a smile on his face, then got up and went to the kitchen to take out the food from the system.

"Hey~"

After making sure that Little Fudan didn't notice, Jiang Yang sighed.

"Everyone was rejected. How can I find this job..."

Jiang Yang looked at the clean sky outside the window and couldn't help but feel confused.

"あの日(ひ)の Sad(かな)しみさえ......"

"Hey?"

Jiang Yang was stunned for a moment, then picked up the phone.

"Mr. Jiang? I am a staff member of the recruitment official website. One of the resumes you submitted has been approved, but the other party saw that you have not responded, so please let us remind you."

"Ah?! Ah, thank you. I'll go take a look right now!"

"Okay, thank you. Dudu..."

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Yang pressed his chest and took a deep breath, feeling a little excited.

"Little Lucky Egg! You can go to the table and eat by yourself. I've already put it on the table."

After Jiang Yang shouted, he ran directly to the computer desk and clicked on the recruitment website.

"Fuck! There really are!"

"Du~li~~??"

Little Fudan still looked at Jiang Yang in confusion, tilting his head.

?

"Du~li~"

Finally, he sighed, touched the small round stone, jumped to the dining table and started eating.

And Jiang Yang, who was worried about it, was also stunned when he saw the reminder in the background.

"Employee of the homeless elf shelter? When did I apply for this job? Didn't I only apply for the job of teacher?"

[Hello Mr. Jiang Yang, we have received your resume. If possible, please come to work at No. 4, Huachen North Road, Jiangnan City next Monday. The salary is as follows. 】

Jiang Yang, who originally wanted to give up, swallowed subconsciously after seeing the salary, and said in an incredible trembling voice:

"8000 per month?!!!"