After being released from prison: the actor's wife became a black fan

——[The teeth are about to make me laugh, the two kings of poisonous mouths are actually complimenting each other! 】

——[Front row report from the passing away fans!Teacher Ji is actually called Sister Yu Yuanyuan, ouch!so sweet! 】

——[What is the death fan? 】

——[Upstairs, there are a group of demons and ghosts who are eating Yu Yuan and Mr. Ji's CP. 'Yuan' is the same as 'Yuan', and 'Ji' is the same as 'Ji'. Together they are passed away. 】

——[I'm a mud horse!Does Yu Yuan want to tie up Actor Ji again?Even CP fans have come out, so it must be the navy that bought it?Still passed away—huh?Yuanyuanyuan, passed away? ! 】

——[Fuck, I don’t know how to curse this name, is this looking forward to an early death?Are you sure these are not black powder?Or Du Wei in CP powder? 】

——[Hahaha, Yu Yuan is really poisonous...]

Yu Yuan also wondered if she heard it wrong, Ji Xiunian called her sister just now?

Depend on!

This bastard, I'm afraid he scolded her in a devious way in his heart, right? !

Yu Yuan turned around and was about to leave: "Remember, make them shout loudly, that's fine, I have to leave quickly."

"Wait."

Ji Xiunian called her to stop, raised his head and said, "Where's my endorsement fee?"

Yu Yuan was taken aback: "What endorsement fee?"

Ji Xiunian pointed at the two lollipops, with a smile on his thin lips, he said slowly: "This wild fruit lollipop is only for you to endorse, but not for me. I will help you do this, so don't you need an endorsement fee? "

Upon hearing this, Yu Yuan opened her eyes wide: "You're not kidding me, are you? You, you, how much do you pay for endorsement?"

Ji Xiunian stretched out two slender fingers.

Yu Yuan swallowed: "Twenty thousand?"

The corner of Ji Xiunian's mouth twitched.

She continued to swallow, biting the bullet: "20? 200 million? You, you, you, you won't tell me 2000 million, right?!"

Ji Xiunian smiled lazily, and Jin Gui grinned: "It takes a little longer, almost."

Hey!

Damn capitalism!

Yu Yuan only heard the second half of the sentence selectively, and she was fiercely jealous: "It's almost the same if you sell me, no, it's almost the same if you sell you!"

"Still endorsement, bring it and you—"

She stretched out her hand, and just about to grab the lollipop in anger, Ji Xiunian put it back into her pocket first.

He suppressed a smile, and stretched out his hand suggestively: "Just kidding, the endorsement fee is fine, what's the benefit?"

Yu Yuan was still jealous of the 2000 million endorsement fee: "If you want two lollipops, you can take one as the endorsement fee and forget it."

Ji Xiunian: ...

Yu Yuan didn't hear the sound, she glanced at his gaze, subconsciously lowered her head, and saw the big pear in her pocket.

My heart trembled violently.

Reluctantly, she took out the big pear from her left pocket: "Two pears are absolutely not acceptable! Most, at most, add another big pear!"

While handing the big pear to Ji Xiunian, she sighed and said, "Sanshui'er is much better than you. I ask him to help, but he never asks me for favors."

Holding a yellow pear, Ji Xiunian curled his lips, "I'm different from him."

Yu Yuan looked sadly at Dali who had changed hands, nodded, and agreed: "It's quite different, you spend more money than him."

Ji Xiunian: ...

——【Passing away fans hit it again!Come, come, let me explain to the sisters, Yu Yuan: This pear is not for you; Teacher Ji: See if it is for me now; haha... Teacher Ji is really a tsundere! 】

——[Upstairs, please get out of here mellowly, don't think that you are wearing a cp fan's skin, our coffins will not be able to recognize the nature of your black fan! 】

——[It's so sad, look at what this variety show has forced Mr. Ji into, for the sake of a big pear, he actually gave up 2000 million endorsement fees! 】

——[Hahaha, Yu Yuan knew Teacher Ji's time-consuming eyes for endorsement, it made me laugh so hard, she really wanted to cut someone's heart, but she couldn't hide it...]

Total monitor screen front.

The director couldn't laugh, he was half crazy: "Where did Yu Yuan get so many dogs?! What is she going to do? What is she going to do!"

"Forget about two big pears, where did her lollipop come from? Before the recording started, didn't all the guests' food be taken away?!"

Liu Dahai thought about it cooperatively: "Maybe it's also the sisters of her group of aunts and aunts who sent her off at noon?"

"fart!"

The director slapped the stage with a slap: "Her group of aunts and aunts can also advertise, you think I didn't hear the beast brand, wild fruit brand cousins?!"

Liu Dahai murmured: "...Director, haven't you heard all this?"

"..."

The director became even more angry, and two hairs on the top of his head fell out.

soon.

The director knew what Yu Yuan was doing with the dog.

Yu Yuan took out a plastic bag from her trouser pocket, and when the bag was opened, bunches of crumpled tissues were revealed.

"Hey, after being bored for a while, the smell became really strong."

She pinched her nose, and excitedly put the bag under the nose of the leading dog king: "Boss Hei, it's up to you, these are all essences, I just collected them at noon!"

"Hurry up, hurry up! Smell this smell, and see if you can follow this smell and find the treasure hidden by the program group!"

The big black dog sniffed its nose vigorously, perhaps because the smell was too strong, and even sneezed a few times.

A dog followed suit.

After sniffing everything, the big black dog raised its head and whined, turned its head around, and started a carpet search with all the younger brothers!

"It, it, what are they doing?!"

The director stared wide-eyed, pointed to the familiar tissue in the plastic bag, and turned his head tremblingly: "That, that, in that bag, is it the tissue we used to wipe sweat at noon?"

"Just the one that Yu Yuan gave us? The one that sweated all over?!"

Liu Dahai nodded dumbfounded: "Okay, it seems to be, one, two, three, four... That's right, one piece per person, Yu Yuan seems to have taken it away in the name of taking out the trash."

The director blew his beard and stared: "She's a fart! I knew she was upset and kind! She's a weasel greeting a chicken!"

"I don't believe that these seven dogs can really find it by smell—"

The voice froze.

The big black dog took the lead and started digging at a piece of land. After a while, a small box with the logo of the program group was dug out.

"Wang!"

"Nice job!"

Yu Yuan boasted, picked up the box with a smile on her face, and silently put away the note that said go to xxx's house to feed the chickens, there will be a surprise drop.

She took out the pen with malicious intentions, and excitedly wrote and drew on the new paper.

The director was sweating anxiously, and shouted into the headset: "Look at what she is writing? Does she want to change the game again?!"

The follower was carrying the camera, just about to stretch it out to see what happened.

Yu Yuan had already turned around vigilantly, and led the seven dogs to line up, full of style: "Take it away! Take it away! If you dare to delay me from doing important things, I will let my new sons bite your machine to pieces !"

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