After being released from prison: the actor's wife became a black fan
Chapter 23 My Black Fan is Caring and Cute
The director was so angry that his blood pressure soared: "Your money is only 50 at most, and Ji Xiunian's watch is [-], a full fifty times! You don't need so much anyway!"
Yu Yuan stretched out an index finger, shook it solemnly, and was very reasonable: "No, this is not an ordinary [-]. Don't underestimate its commercial value."
"Mr. Ji's commercial value is as high as its commercial value!"
"He's not in good health. If he sleeps on the street hungry or gets sick and has a fever, then we shouldn't delay the trip!"
"One day's delay is just one day's money. I'm serving our golden movie king right now. I eat well, sleep soundly, and feel comfortable. Isn't that worth a million and 80?"
The director's chest rose and fell violently, and his face turned red: "I don't care how much you are worth, if you can't do it, you can't do it!"
Yu Yuan clicked her tongue, and said in disgust: "As a director, how come you are not as generous as the little actor?"
"Look at Mr. Renji, there are many people with kind hearts!"
Ji Xiunian raised his head calmly, and said slowly, "Oh, didn't you just say that I hacked you?"
Yu Yuan pointed at Bei Qiqi and the others with her pale finger, resolutely not to offend the big customers: "That's impossible, I'm talking about them!"
Other guests: ? ? ?
Ji Xiunian glanced at it with a half-smile, and continued in a dragging tone: "People who can eat but are sick and have a fever are kind-hearted?"
Yu Yuan coughed lightly: "It's a blessing to be able to eat, who doesn't get sick and have a fever, don't care about these details!"
The director was about to have a heart attack when he heard it, and turned his head and growled: "Didn't you say that she would cherish this opportunity to return to fans, clean up her crimes, help her teammates, and use up the rest of the money?"
"She is going to use up the money, but is she using it like this?!"
Liu Dahai also really didn't expect that this ancestor could play cards so unreasonably: "Director, I'm still recording a show, calm down, calm down!"
"Return to what fan?"
Yu Yuan looked puzzled: "No matter how many fans come back, can you have as many black fans as me?"
"And why do you have to whitewash? Is my black fan bad? Are they not cute? Look, other people spend money on hot searches, and I never use it!"
"My black fans are so caring. They guard me every minute and every second, and send me to the trending searches for free every time. If you don't believe me, go to Weibo now, maybe I'm still on the trending searches!"
Everyone: ...
——On the bullet screen, the audience who had looked anxiously at the director and laughed, also swiped through rows of question marks.
[? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[You just... who scolded Yu Yuan? 】
[I scolded, and I dragged my little sister to scold me...]
[I also scolded, I brought my whole family to scold together...]
[Upstairs, you should ask who hasn't scolded?I checked Weibo just now, and Yu Yuan was really on it. 】
Yu Yuan's name was listed high on Weibo's trending searches.
#禹元attempts to wash white and return to Xiangzhai#
#欢乐干饭人Yu Yuan curses Ji Actor and madly hates cancer in all guest circles#
#Sleeping Beauty Ji Xiunian#
#禹宇Get out of the variety show and get out of the entertainment circle#
They all followed suit.
All the black fans stopped what they were doing, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, it was wrong to scold, and it was wrong to not scold.
No.
They are on the trending search to scold you, not to make you a hot search list, you should not reflect on it, why are so many people scolding you?
Why are you so proud?
What a strange brain circuit Yu Yuan has!
Black fans are angry!
"You stare first, I'll go out to get some air and calm down."
The director said something to Liu Dahai, and before he left, he stared at Yu Yuan defensively, with the look of "If you dare to ask for it, I will give you room and board for free"!
Yu Yuan sighed faintly: "Just kidding, why do you take it seriously? 50 is absolutely unacceptable!"
Money is really hard to earn these days.
Yu Yuan was able to bend and stretch, and after confirming that the director had walked out, she fixed her gaze on Liu Dahai.
Liu Dahai, who was going forward habitually, wanted to pretend to be a tiger, suddenly felt his head and tail tightened, and his whole body hurt, so he immediately took a big step back!
This is the ancestor of the real fight, I can't afford to mess with it!
Yu Yuan looked away in satisfaction, changed her style of painting, and immediately continued: "It's better to put Teacher Ji's mechanical watch on my mortgage first, and then buckle it inside."
"For the final price, add [-]% to the highest price of other bidders, do you have any objections?"
As she spoke, she stared at Ji Xiunian secretly with her eyes: I bought the yogurt you drank before!
I bought it!
Cannibals are short-mouthed and short-handed, understand?understand?understand?
Ji Xiunian didn't know if he had received Yu Yuan's signal, or if he had just experienced the joy of being rich and able to listen to Yu Yuan's nonsense.
He lazily leaned on the chair, watched the bustle, and responded cooperatively: "En."
Yu Yuan was even more satisfied!
She looked at the time, and hurriedly shouted to the program group: "Bring up the two meat, one vegetarian and one soup, and don't let our teacher Ji get hungry!"
"Give me another serving of shredded pork noodles, and serve it in a big bowl! It's [-]:[-], the best time for dinner is from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-], and it will be a little later!"
"Unhealthy eating habits will cause people to die early. The program crew is really ignorant as always. Hurry up! Don't go! Run!"
Program group: …
Yu Yuan's eyes were like knives, she stared at the program group like a ghost and ran to get the meal, then she looked away in peace.
She turned her head and slapped the two lists on the table again: "Come on, come on, I'm going to eat later, hurry up and bid!"
"Two meat, one vegetable, one soup and luxury big bed rooms are gone, who else wants the rest? The quantity is limited, first come first served!"
Guests: ... Didn't they appear on fake variety shows?
Before Xu Fangze could react, he subconsciously said, "Why are there no more luxurious double bed rooms and two meat and one vegetable? The program group didn't limit the number, right?"
Yu Yuan snorted: "You still don't believe me when you say you're stupid. I'm afraid your IQ is still at the prenatal education level?"
"The points are limited, don't you see that there are so many people?"
"Don't talk about these two things, and the rest will be gone later, do you want to buy it? If you don't buy it, get out of the way and stop me from doing business!"
Xu Fangze's chest heaved violently, he held back when he was about to speak, and stood aside with a sullen face.
Yu Yuan doesn't want an image, he wants it!
Yu Yuan sat there, knocked on the list, and yelled imposingly: "Who wants a three-piece set of chicken leg rice, soup, and luxury single room?"
50 million!
Who wants it!
Why don't you just rob the bank!
Bei Qiqi swallowed: "I, I, I, I lose weight, it's okay to be hungry all night!"
Wu Jianbin smiled: "Hehe, I'm a big man, it's okay if I can't live in a room, and it's not too cold now, so just make do with it."
Xu Fangze watched coldly.
Yu Yuan's shrewd eyes swept over everyone one by one, and said frantically, "Bei Qiqi is wearing a doll costume, has she been bored all afternoon?"
"When Mr. Wu chased me, didn't he sweat a lot? Xu Fangze sat in the sun all afternoon, and his pants were wet, right?"
"Don't blame me for not reminding you, if you don't have a room, you won't have a place to take a shower, and if you don't have a place to take a shower, it means you'll be sweating and smelling bad to continue filming tomorrow!"
Guests: ? ? ?
Yu Yuan stretched out an index finger, shook it solemnly, and was very reasonable: "No, this is not an ordinary [-]. Don't underestimate its commercial value."
"Mr. Ji's commercial value is as high as its commercial value!"
"He's not in good health. If he sleeps on the street hungry or gets sick and has a fever, then we shouldn't delay the trip!"
"One day's delay is just one day's money. I'm serving our golden movie king right now. I eat well, sleep soundly, and feel comfortable. Isn't that worth a million and 80?"
The director's chest rose and fell violently, and his face turned red: "I don't care how much you are worth, if you can't do it, you can't do it!"
Yu Yuan clicked her tongue, and said in disgust: "As a director, how come you are not as generous as the little actor?"
"Look at Mr. Renji, there are many people with kind hearts!"
Ji Xiunian raised his head calmly, and said slowly, "Oh, didn't you just say that I hacked you?"
Yu Yuan pointed at Bei Qiqi and the others with her pale finger, resolutely not to offend the big customers: "That's impossible, I'm talking about them!"
Other guests: ? ? ?
Ji Xiunian glanced at it with a half-smile, and continued in a dragging tone: "People who can eat but are sick and have a fever are kind-hearted?"
Yu Yuan coughed lightly: "It's a blessing to be able to eat, who doesn't get sick and have a fever, don't care about these details!"
The director was about to have a heart attack when he heard it, and turned his head and growled: "Didn't you say that she would cherish this opportunity to return to fans, clean up her crimes, help her teammates, and use up the rest of the money?"
"She is going to use up the money, but is she using it like this?!"
Liu Dahai also really didn't expect that this ancestor could play cards so unreasonably: "Director, I'm still recording a show, calm down, calm down!"
"Return to what fan?"
Yu Yuan looked puzzled: "No matter how many fans come back, can you have as many black fans as me?"
"And why do you have to whitewash? Is my black fan bad? Are they not cute? Look, other people spend money on hot searches, and I never use it!"
"My black fans are so caring. They guard me every minute and every second, and send me to the trending searches for free every time. If you don't believe me, go to Weibo now, maybe I'm still on the trending searches!"
Everyone: ...
——On the bullet screen, the audience who had looked anxiously at the director and laughed, also swiped through rows of question marks.
[? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[You just... who scolded Yu Yuan? 】
[I scolded, and I dragged my little sister to scold me...]
[I also scolded, I brought my whole family to scold together...]
[Upstairs, you should ask who hasn't scolded?I checked Weibo just now, and Yu Yuan was really on it. 】
Yu Yuan's name was listed high on Weibo's trending searches.
#禹元attempts to wash white and return to Xiangzhai#
#欢乐干饭人Yu Yuan curses Ji Actor and madly hates cancer in all guest circles#
#Sleeping Beauty Ji Xiunian#
#禹宇Get out of the variety show and get out of the entertainment circle#
They all followed suit.
All the black fans stopped what they were doing, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, it was wrong to scold, and it was wrong to not scold.
No.
They are on the trending search to scold you, not to make you a hot search list, you should not reflect on it, why are so many people scolding you?
Why are you so proud?
What a strange brain circuit Yu Yuan has!
Black fans are angry!
"You stare first, I'll go out to get some air and calm down."
The director said something to Liu Dahai, and before he left, he stared at Yu Yuan defensively, with the look of "If you dare to ask for it, I will give you room and board for free"!
Yu Yuan sighed faintly: "Just kidding, why do you take it seriously? 50 is absolutely unacceptable!"
Money is really hard to earn these days.
Yu Yuan was able to bend and stretch, and after confirming that the director had walked out, she fixed her gaze on Liu Dahai.
Liu Dahai, who was going forward habitually, wanted to pretend to be a tiger, suddenly felt his head and tail tightened, and his whole body hurt, so he immediately took a big step back!
This is the ancestor of the real fight, I can't afford to mess with it!
Yu Yuan looked away in satisfaction, changed her style of painting, and immediately continued: "It's better to put Teacher Ji's mechanical watch on my mortgage first, and then buckle it inside."
"For the final price, add [-]% to the highest price of other bidders, do you have any objections?"
As she spoke, she stared at Ji Xiunian secretly with her eyes: I bought the yogurt you drank before!
I bought it!
Cannibals are short-mouthed and short-handed, understand?understand?understand?
Ji Xiunian didn't know if he had received Yu Yuan's signal, or if he had just experienced the joy of being rich and able to listen to Yu Yuan's nonsense.
He lazily leaned on the chair, watched the bustle, and responded cooperatively: "En."
Yu Yuan was even more satisfied!
She looked at the time, and hurriedly shouted to the program group: "Bring up the two meat, one vegetarian and one soup, and don't let our teacher Ji get hungry!"
"Give me another serving of shredded pork noodles, and serve it in a big bowl! It's [-]:[-], the best time for dinner is from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-], and it will be a little later!"
"Unhealthy eating habits will cause people to die early. The program crew is really ignorant as always. Hurry up! Don't go! Run!"
Program group: …
Yu Yuan's eyes were like knives, she stared at the program group like a ghost and ran to get the meal, then she looked away in peace.
She turned her head and slapped the two lists on the table again: "Come on, come on, I'm going to eat later, hurry up and bid!"
"Two meat, one vegetable, one soup and luxury big bed rooms are gone, who else wants the rest? The quantity is limited, first come first served!"
Guests: ... Didn't they appear on fake variety shows?
Before Xu Fangze could react, he subconsciously said, "Why are there no more luxurious double bed rooms and two meat and one vegetable? The program group didn't limit the number, right?"
Yu Yuan snorted: "You still don't believe me when you say you're stupid. I'm afraid your IQ is still at the prenatal education level?"
"The points are limited, don't you see that there are so many people?"
"Don't talk about these two things, and the rest will be gone later, do you want to buy it? If you don't buy it, get out of the way and stop me from doing business!"
Xu Fangze's chest heaved violently, he held back when he was about to speak, and stood aside with a sullen face.
Yu Yuan doesn't want an image, he wants it!
Yu Yuan sat there, knocked on the list, and yelled imposingly: "Who wants a three-piece set of chicken leg rice, soup, and luxury single room?"
50 million!
Who wants it!
Why don't you just rob the bank!
Bei Qiqi swallowed: "I, I, I, I lose weight, it's okay to be hungry all night!"
Wu Jianbin smiled: "Hehe, I'm a big man, it's okay if I can't live in a room, and it's not too cold now, so just make do with it."
Xu Fangze watched coldly.
Yu Yuan's shrewd eyes swept over everyone one by one, and said frantically, "Bei Qiqi is wearing a doll costume, has she been bored all afternoon?"
"When Mr. Wu chased me, didn't he sweat a lot? Xu Fangze sat in the sun all afternoon, and his pants were wet, right?"
"Don't blame me for not reminding you, if you don't have a room, you won't have a place to take a shower, and if you don't have a place to take a shower, it means you'll be sweating and smelling bad to continue filming tomorrow!"
Guests: ? ? ?
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