Weird live broadcast: I can deduce infinitely

(Interviewer: I'm sorry, I think you and our company's values ​​seem to be in conflict. Modesty and prudence are our company's motto. Please leave.)

(You left the living room without speaking.)

(You walk and think.)

(The tone and content of your words just now are indeed very arrogant. You originally wanted to arouse the other party's competitiveness and make him interested in you, but unexpectedly, it backfired.)

(For a publishing company with a luxurious office space, their background and strength are not as bad as you might think.)

(So ​​not only did your words not work as expected, but it made the interviewer angry.)

(You don't have to be so aggressive.)

(You: I'm still too young.)

(You reflect for a moment.)

(You've been so dependent on using cues during this time that you've forgotten the basics of how to relate to people.)

(Meng Xiang once told you, "Don't be arrogant".)

(But you are still unknowingly affected by the mental shock and completely forget your goals and basic principles of doing things.)

(Application is just an excuse and an excuse. You are not here to find a job, but to find clues.)

(You terminated the game!)

Gu Yi opened his eyes.

The girl at the front desk looked at Gu Yi and asked with concern: "Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

"No, I'm here for an interview."

"Really? I saw that your face was pale just now, and you just stood at the door in a daze for a while..."

"It's okay, I have a little diarrhea recently."

"Oh, all right."

The receptionist nodded and took out the registration form for Gu Yi to fill out.

Gu Yi thought for a while, this time he did not continue to use his natural skills, but seriously wrote on paper.He told himself that he was just a college student who had just graduated, and he came here just to find a job.

Gu Yi walked into the living room without squinting, but he still inevitably saw the messy things on the desk, and the mental shock swept over again.

However, this time Gu Yi was already prepared. He pointed to the doll on the table and said with a smile:

"Pikachu?"

"Ha, yeah, the people sitting here really like Pokemon."

"Hehe, yeah."

"Some time ago, Xiaozhi finally won the championship." The front desk said with a sigh, "Although I haven't watched it for a long time, many people in the circle of friends said so-my youth is finally over or something like that."

"I rarely watch it."

"It's okay if you don't watch it. Everyone has a variety of hobbies, right?"

"Yes."

Gu Yi nodded, he found that the impact of the mental shock on himself became smaller, and he didn't need to use willpower to resist the shock at all.

"You are just an ordinary college graduate, a college student who doesn't know much about anime, a college student who speaks cautiously and has just entered society, and you treat yourself as if you are seeing these things for the first time."

Gu Yi said to himself silently in his heart.

Once I really accepted this setting, the mental shock completely disappeared.In the final analysis, those spiritual shocks did not come from the truth, but from my own fragile heart.

"Please sit down."

"Thank you."

"Did you bring your resume?"

"Sorry, no."

"That's okay, you can fill out our interview form, and you can also write your resume on it."

The girl at the front desk led Gu Yi to the reception room, and took out another form and put it in front of Gu Yi.

"You can put it here after filling it out, and the interviewer will come in a while."

"Thank you."

Gu Yi nodded, picked up the signature pen on the table and filled it out seriously, no longer like perfunctory in the deduction.When writing about family relationships, Gu Yi suddenly stopped writing.

Because, he has forgotten the names of his parents.

After pondering for a while, Gu Yi decided not to write and skipped here.

Regarding professional experience, Gu Yi only truthfully wrote some part-time job experiences in college, such as working as a doorman in a hotel, working in a bakery, and so on.

Within 5 minutes, the interviewer came to the living room.

"Hello, what's your name?"

"Gu Yi."

Gu Yi stood up and took the initiative to shake hands with the other party.

The interviewer grinned, as if his first impression of Gu Yi was not bad. He took the interview registration form and chatted with Gu Yi while reading it.

"What position do you want to apply for?"

"edit."

"Why do you want to be an editor? I think your major in college has nothing to do with editing."

"I just like it." Gu Yi scratched his nose, "I usually like reading books, so I thought, if I have the opportunity in the future, I will become an editor."

"Haha, is that right? People say that interest is the best teacher."

"Yes."

The interviewer continued to look down, and found that Gu Yi had filled in the blank in the column of family relationship, so he subconsciously asked, "Why didn't you fill in the parents?"

"I don't have parents."

"Oh... sorry, I was too talkative."

"It's ok."

The interviewer scratched his temples, but didn't delve into it any further. He quickly changed the subject, "Why do you want to come to our publishing house?"

"I like a book called "Theory of Creation."

"Oh? Do you actually like this?" The interviewer said with a smile, "We haven't launched that book on a large scale in the market, but the content inside is simple and easy to understand. Both novice and veteran writers can find something from this book. inspiration."

"Yes, I really like the author of that book. If I go to this publishing house, will I have the opportunity to meet the author himself?"

"Generally, we rarely have the opportunity to meet. The authors come from all over the country, and we often contact the original author or copyright owner through various channels."

"Oh, so that's the case." Gu Yi asked curiously, "Then may I know who is the copyright owner of this book?"

"If I remember correctly, it should be Imperial University. It was jointly compiled by several professors from their university's Faculty of Arts, and used as their school's internal textbook."

"I see."

"Is there anything else you want to ask?"

"You haven't said anything about your salary yet."

"The salary is [-] a month, [-]% off the salary during the probationary period, and the probationary period is two months. Is it acceptable?"

"Oh, alright."

"In that case, go home and wait for the notice."

"Thank you."

Gu Yi nodded and shook hands with the interviewer to say goodbye.He turned and left the publishing house, but when he turned around, he found that the office behind him had been sealed and locked.

"what?"

Gu Yi blinked, stretched out his hand and opened a crack in the door to look inside.

The office was in a mess and there was nothing.

"Hehe..." Gu Yi chuckled, "I often hear people say that if the interviewer tells you to 'go home and wait for the notice', it basically means that you have not been admitted. Now you don't have to worry about anything."