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Chapter 379 Stealing Computers (2)

"It's interesting, it's interesting..."

Gu Yi touched his chin excitedly, he accidentally discovered a hidden setting in the illusion.

After a thermos was labeled as a "fire extinguisher", it actually worked like a fire extinguisher!

Could it be that the labels here can hypnotize not only humans, but objects as well?

Thinking of this, Gu Yi couldn't wait to get the neighborhood committee's computer even more.

However, the people in the neighborhood committee seem to be very cautious and will never leave the office at the same time. To get them out together, it is not enough to simply set fire to them.

That female clerk would lie by the door to watch the excitement, if I find a place to hide in advance, wouldn't it be all right to sneak into the office at the right time?

"Backtrack!"

Gu Yi closed his eyes again.

(The backtracking deduction begins!)

(The trash can starts burning, and you hide behind a bush.)

(Securities rush out with fire extinguishers to fight the fire.)

(You calculate the time, and when everyone is not paying attention, you open the window and sneak into the office.)

(You sneak a glance at the clerk, who is looking out, not paying attention to the office.)

(You quickly use the Hope Star to hide the computer and printer.)

(You go back the way you came, into the bushes.)

(After a while, the fire is extinguished.)

(You hear the screams of the female clerk and the roar of the director from the office.)

(Director: Where is my computer?)

(Clerk: The printer is gone too!)

(Director: How could someone steal such things? Who stole our things?)

(Clerk: I'll adjust the monitoring!)

(You curse secretly, forgetting that there is such a thing as surveillance.)

(You terminated the game!)

"It's careless."

Gu Yi raised his head and looked around.

Sure enough, there was a camera on the side of the road, and the lens was just aimed at the window of the office. If he entered from there, he would definitely be caught by the camera.

Gu Yi took off his pants to urinate, and held a handful of mud in his hand.

He walked under the camera, aimed at the camera and smashed it.

slap!

slap!

slap!

Gu Yi's throws were extremely accurate, and all three mudballs hit.

The security guard not far away saw you and yelled at you: "Little brat, what are you throwing around!"

"A little bit!"

Gu Yi took off his pants, patted his big white buttocks at the security guard, then ran away in a hurry, and ran straight to the crowded place.

Seeing this, the security guard also ran over.

Gu Yi was lying under the table of several old chess players, and the security guard saw him and quickly chased after him.

"Brat, come out!"

The security guard pointed at Gu Yi out of breath.

The old man was disturbed by the security guards and made accusations one after another.

"What are you doing, what are you talking about?"

"I'm chasing that kid." The security guard pointed at Gu Yi and said, "This little bastard smashes things with mud."

"Have you hit someone?"

"No……"

"Did you break something?"

"nor……"

"Then what the hell are you doing like catching thieves? Look at how frightened our children are!"

Several old people helped Gu Yi up, and patted his head distressedly.

Gu Yi stared at his big watery eyes, looking like he was about to cry.

The security guard wanted to argue a few words, but the old men started talking again, "Let me ask you, did the child make a foul when playing with mud?"

"No."

"There is no foul, so what do you care about so much? Go to your post and work."

"Uh... yes."

The security guard nodded and left in despair.

Gu Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and thanked the grandpas sweetly, "Thank you grandpa for helping me."

"Haha, you're welcome."

"Grandpa, this step is five equals four, trust me."

"Ok?"

Gu Yi blinked at his grandfather and ran away quickly.

The grandfather stared at the chessboard, and immediately played chess according to Bao Yi's instructions.The old man who played chess with him quit immediately and cursed Gu Yi loudly.

"Stinky boy, don't you understand chess without speaking?"

"You old man, why are you angry with children? Hurry up and play chess."

"Wonima..."

Gu Yiquan pretended not to see the elders fighting chess with each other.

"All the residents help each other and love each other. This rule is really useful."

Gu Yi grinned, and once again felt the convenience brought to him by being a child.

As long as he didn't make any principled mistakes, he would be able to get rid of the entanglement of the security guards by running to the other residents as soon as possible, which raised his mobility to another level.

According to the previous deduction, Gu Yi set a fire in the back of the office, and then quietly stole the computer and printer while everyone was distracted.

Seeing that the fire was extinguished, the female clerk felt relieved.She turned back and sat back in her seat, only to find that the printer beside her was gone.

"ah!"

The scream of the female clerk attracted the director of the neighborhood committee.

"What's wrong?" The director walked to the female clerk, "Huh? Where's my computer?"

"The computer is gone, and the printer is gone."

"Who stole it?"

"Does anyone even steal broken computers these days?"

The director was so angry that he stomped his feet, and immediately called the security guards to call for surveillance.

However, what Director Ling didn't expect was that the surveillance cameras near their office were covered with mud by the brat, and nothing was captured.

"They're all trash!" The director stomped his feet angrily, "Who blocked the camera? Catch it for me!"

"Director, I know who it is..."

A security guard quickly stood up and said Gu Yi's name without hesitation.

……

At this moment, Gu Yi was wandering around the community, sitting in the middle of the garden, feeling at ease.

Seven or eight security guards came to Gu Yi aggressively and surrounded him tightly.

"What are you doing?"

Gu Yi blinked his eyes innocently.

"You know what you did, did you steal the computer?"

"Steal what computer?"

"Tell me, where is your computer hidden!"

The director stood up from the security team and sprayed all the saliva on Gu Yi's face.

Gu Yi wrinkled his nose, opened his mouth, and immediately began to cry.

The child's crying immediately attracted the surrounding adults to watch, and they gathered around one after another, chatting in one go.

"What happened?"

"You people from the neighborhood committee are going too far, right? Why are you beating and scolding the child?"

"What child, he is a thief!" The director pointed to Gu Yi and said, "Tell me, did you steal something?"

"Wow--"

Gu Yi covered his eyes, opened his mouth, and cried loudly, tears streaming down like running water.

The director looked down at Gu Yi condescendingly, even his tonsils could be clearly seen.

"What are you doing? Why are you bullying my son?" Yuan Shanshan's voice came from behind the human wall.

Everyone turned their heads away.

It turned out that it was time to get off work, and Yuan Shanshan and Han Lang happened to hear Gu Yi's cry on the way home.

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