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Chapter 306 Courtesy (2)
There is a plate of steamed crabs on the table, not the kind of shelled crabs that have been processed by the chef.
Gu Yi frowned slightly.
When entertaining guests, it is rare to invite people to eat steamed crabs and other dishes that need to be peeled by hand, because these dishes will dirty hands and embarrass guests.However, Chen Xing deliberately reminded himself to eat crabs.
Are there any pitfalls in this?
Gu Yi didn't hesitate for long, but continued to kick the ball back.
"Master Chen Xing, you should invite me first, this time I am visiting your house. I can't be a rude person."
"Hey, then I'm welcome."
Chen Xing picked up the chopsticks and skillfully picked up the vegetables for dinner.
Gu Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and picked up his chopsticks to eat.
Neither of them said anything, they were both buried in their food.
The taste of the food was a bit heavy, which made Gu Yi, who was used to light food, a little uncomfortable. He picked up the teacup at hand and took a sip of tea.
The tea is very strong and very greasy.
He had just put down his teacup when he suddenly felt a chill in the back of his head.
The maid suddenly rushed over and stabbed a fork into the back of her head.
"You rude man, don't you know that this cup of tea is for you to rinse your mouth?"
……
"Gudu-"
Gu Yi swallowed the tea in his mouth, and the montage of the maid stabbing him to death suddenly flashed in his mind.
The last time I felt this way was in the auditorium of the Imperial Capital International Hotel.
Gu Yi is very clear that this is a death reminder signal to himself when his natural ability cannot be used.
call--
Gu Yi quickly lowered his head.
The maid's fork rubbed against his scalp and stabbed it, leaving a few bloodstains on Gu Yi's scalp. He quickly jumped off the chair and stood aside to question the maid loudly.
"what are you doing?"
"You disrespectful person." The maid said loudly, "You don't even know the basic table manners, how dare you dine at the same table with the master?"
Gu Yi secretly glanced at Chen Xing.
The kid was still eating without haste, as if he didn't want to interfere in the conflict between himself and the maid at all.
Without foreign aid, Gu Yi had to rely on his own wisdom to make the maid let go of her murderous intentions.
"Go to hell!"
The maid took out a chainsaw from under her skirt and flipped it on.
The sound of rumbling motors echoed in the huge restaurant.
"Die, you impolite man!"
The maid's speed was extremely fast, and she flew in front of Gu Yi almost in the blink of an eye.
Gu Yi quickly squatted on the ground, blocking the chainsaw with his gluttonous feeding tube.
sizzle-
The chainsaw saw sparks on the feeding tube, and Gu Yi stared round, arguing tit for tat with the maid.
"I'm rude? Isn't it you and your master who are the most rude people here?"
The maid froze for a moment.
pat!
The outer layer of the feeding tube was broken, Gu Yi's arms were sore, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
Seeing that the maid was hesitant, Gu Yi quickly took advantage of the victory to pursue her, and then said:
"In different countries and different places, there will be different etiquettes. No one will know all the etiquettes in the world. The most fundamental principle of all etiquette is not to embarrass or offend others.
I didn't know tea was for gargling, not drinking.You didn't warn me in advance, this is obviously your rudeness first, it seems to me that you just want to embarrass me as a guest, because you just want to see me as 'ignorant'.
If I were the host just now, and I saw a guest doing something disrespectful because of ignorance, not only would I not blame the guest, but I would also drink tea like the guest to relieve the embarrassment of the guest.This is the highest level of etiquette.
In my opinion, you and your master are the most rude and arrogant people! "
"Don't be rude!"
When the maid heard Gu Yi scolding herself and her master loudly, she jumped up angrily, raised the chainsaw again and slashed at Gu Yi's head.
Gu Yi's physical reaction was not as good as that of the maid, so he could only stand there stupidly, and instinctively raised the feeding tube in his hand.
boom!
A shot rang out.
The maid suddenly flew to the side and hit the wall like a broken sack.More than half of her head was cut off by the bullet, and the blood sprayed out and sprinkled on the white wall behind her.
Gu Yi's forehead was covered with cold sweat, he turned his head slowly, and found that Chen Xing was holding a revolver in his hand, and the muzzle was smoking.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Gu." Chen Xing put the revolver back into his arms, "It's because I didn't educate my subordinates well, please come back and continue eating. I hope this matter doesn't affect your emotions."
"Ok."
Gu Yi nodded and glanced at the maid.
At this time, the maid was not dead yet, she was staring at her big eyeballs, looking for her lost skull and brain fragments everywhere.Because of her incomplete head, she moved like a tortoise, twitching with every step she took.
Gu Yi sat back on the seat again, his hands were trembling constantly, and he was a little out of strength, and he couldn't hold the chopsticks at all.
Chen Xing put down his chopsticks, lowered his eyelids slightly, "Pour wine for the guests."
"Yes……"
The maid walked over unsteadily, her blood flowed down her neck to her wrist, she grabbed the wine glass and poured wine for Gu Yi and Chen Xing.
The original white wine turned into red wine, and the outside of the glass was also full of blood stains.
"cheers."
"Dry."
Gu Yi glanced at Chen Xing, he didn't care about the blood in the cup at all.Seeing this scene, Gu Yi just pretended that the maid beside him didn't exist, and drank the wine in the glass with his neck raised.
"call……"
The taste of the liquor was very spicy, and Gu Yi couldn't help but feel his eyes sour, and tears flowed out.
"You can drink very well." Chen Xing nodded and continued eating.
Gu Yi glanced at Chen Xing's appearance, every little move of this guy was exactly the same as Meng Xiang's.He guessed that the current plot character, Chen Xing, was controlled by Meng Xiang behind the scenes.
Now, he should play the role of host.
"Is this the script you designed?"
"Oh sure, you like it a lot?"
"I don't like it." Gu Yi shook his head and said, "It's the simplest copy I've ever seen."
"Hey, I'm gratified by your confidence. I thought you would be stabbed to death by the maid, but I didn't expect you to react so quickly. It's really not easy."
"Thank you too, otherwise I might not have completed this challenge so easily." Gu Yi hooked his fingers towards Chen Xing, "The last puzzle is a question of politeness, right? What else? The problem, just take it out, I don't want to waste any more time here."
"Gu Yi, I am not satisfied with your clearance this time. In fact, your clearance progress is only 78%, and you have missed one plot item. The reason why you missed that item is because of your arrogance , you rely too much on your abilities."
"Joke, I have skills but I don't use them, so am I not a fool?"
"Hee hee, of course. But... you said that you only like perfect customs clearance, but this time it is not a perfect clearance."
Gu Yi suddenly stretched his face.
After clearing this level, it is really disgusting to find that I still have an achievement trophy that I haven't got.
Gu Yi frowned slightly.
When entertaining guests, it is rare to invite people to eat steamed crabs and other dishes that need to be peeled by hand, because these dishes will dirty hands and embarrass guests.However, Chen Xing deliberately reminded himself to eat crabs.
Are there any pitfalls in this?
Gu Yi didn't hesitate for long, but continued to kick the ball back.
"Master Chen Xing, you should invite me first, this time I am visiting your house. I can't be a rude person."
"Hey, then I'm welcome."
Chen Xing picked up the chopsticks and skillfully picked up the vegetables for dinner.
Gu Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and picked up his chopsticks to eat.
Neither of them said anything, they were both buried in their food.
The taste of the food was a bit heavy, which made Gu Yi, who was used to light food, a little uncomfortable. He picked up the teacup at hand and took a sip of tea.
The tea is very strong and very greasy.
He had just put down his teacup when he suddenly felt a chill in the back of his head.
The maid suddenly rushed over and stabbed a fork into the back of her head.
"You rude man, don't you know that this cup of tea is for you to rinse your mouth?"
……
"Gudu-"
Gu Yi swallowed the tea in his mouth, and the montage of the maid stabbing him to death suddenly flashed in his mind.
The last time I felt this way was in the auditorium of the Imperial Capital International Hotel.
Gu Yi is very clear that this is a death reminder signal to himself when his natural ability cannot be used.
call--
Gu Yi quickly lowered his head.
The maid's fork rubbed against his scalp and stabbed it, leaving a few bloodstains on Gu Yi's scalp. He quickly jumped off the chair and stood aside to question the maid loudly.
"what are you doing?"
"You disrespectful person." The maid said loudly, "You don't even know the basic table manners, how dare you dine at the same table with the master?"
Gu Yi secretly glanced at Chen Xing.
The kid was still eating without haste, as if he didn't want to interfere in the conflict between himself and the maid at all.
Without foreign aid, Gu Yi had to rely on his own wisdom to make the maid let go of her murderous intentions.
"Go to hell!"
The maid took out a chainsaw from under her skirt and flipped it on.
The sound of rumbling motors echoed in the huge restaurant.
"Die, you impolite man!"
The maid's speed was extremely fast, and she flew in front of Gu Yi almost in the blink of an eye.
Gu Yi quickly squatted on the ground, blocking the chainsaw with his gluttonous feeding tube.
sizzle-
The chainsaw saw sparks on the feeding tube, and Gu Yi stared round, arguing tit for tat with the maid.
"I'm rude? Isn't it you and your master who are the most rude people here?"
The maid froze for a moment.
pat!
The outer layer of the feeding tube was broken, Gu Yi's arms were sore, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
Seeing that the maid was hesitant, Gu Yi quickly took advantage of the victory to pursue her, and then said:
"In different countries and different places, there will be different etiquettes. No one will know all the etiquettes in the world. The most fundamental principle of all etiquette is not to embarrass or offend others.
I didn't know tea was for gargling, not drinking.You didn't warn me in advance, this is obviously your rudeness first, it seems to me that you just want to embarrass me as a guest, because you just want to see me as 'ignorant'.
If I were the host just now, and I saw a guest doing something disrespectful because of ignorance, not only would I not blame the guest, but I would also drink tea like the guest to relieve the embarrassment of the guest.This is the highest level of etiquette.
In my opinion, you and your master are the most rude and arrogant people! "
"Don't be rude!"
When the maid heard Gu Yi scolding herself and her master loudly, she jumped up angrily, raised the chainsaw again and slashed at Gu Yi's head.
Gu Yi's physical reaction was not as good as that of the maid, so he could only stand there stupidly, and instinctively raised the feeding tube in his hand.
boom!
A shot rang out.
The maid suddenly flew to the side and hit the wall like a broken sack.More than half of her head was cut off by the bullet, and the blood sprayed out and sprinkled on the white wall behind her.
Gu Yi's forehead was covered with cold sweat, he turned his head slowly, and found that Chen Xing was holding a revolver in his hand, and the muzzle was smoking.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Gu." Chen Xing put the revolver back into his arms, "It's because I didn't educate my subordinates well, please come back and continue eating. I hope this matter doesn't affect your emotions."
"Ok."
Gu Yi nodded and glanced at the maid.
At this time, the maid was not dead yet, she was staring at her big eyeballs, looking for her lost skull and brain fragments everywhere.Because of her incomplete head, she moved like a tortoise, twitching with every step she took.
Gu Yi sat back on the seat again, his hands were trembling constantly, and he was a little out of strength, and he couldn't hold the chopsticks at all.
Chen Xing put down his chopsticks, lowered his eyelids slightly, "Pour wine for the guests."
"Yes……"
The maid walked over unsteadily, her blood flowed down her neck to her wrist, she grabbed the wine glass and poured wine for Gu Yi and Chen Xing.
The original white wine turned into red wine, and the outside of the glass was also full of blood stains.
"cheers."
"Dry."
Gu Yi glanced at Chen Xing, he didn't care about the blood in the cup at all.Seeing this scene, Gu Yi just pretended that the maid beside him didn't exist, and drank the wine in the glass with his neck raised.
"call……"
The taste of the liquor was very spicy, and Gu Yi couldn't help but feel his eyes sour, and tears flowed out.
"You can drink very well." Chen Xing nodded and continued eating.
Gu Yi glanced at Chen Xing's appearance, every little move of this guy was exactly the same as Meng Xiang's.He guessed that the current plot character, Chen Xing, was controlled by Meng Xiang behind the scenes.
Now, he should play the role of host.
"Is this the script you designed?"
"Oh sure, you like it a lot?"
"I don't like it." Gu Yi shook his head and said, "It's the simplest copy I've ever seen."
"Hey, I'm gratified by your confidence. I thought you would be stabbed to death by the maid, but I didn't expect you to react so quickly. It's really not easy."
"Thank you too, otherwise I might not have completed this challenge so easily." Gu Yi hooked his fingers towards Chen Xing, "The last puzzle is a question of politeness, right? What else? The problem, just take it out, I don't want to waste any more time here."
"Gu Yi, I am not satisfied with your clearance this time. In fact, your clearance progress is only 78%, and you have missed one plot item. The reason why you missed that item is because of your arrogance , you rely too much on your abilities."
"Joke, I have skills but I don't use them, so am I not a fool?"
"Hee hee, of course. But... you said that you only like perfect customs clearance, but this time it is not a perfect clearance."
Gu Yi suddenly stretched his face.
After clearing this level, it is really disgusting to find that I still have an achievement trophy that I haven't got.
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