Football: Guards with knives, shovel Ronaldo at the beginning

Messi lay on the ground, as if his summer had ended here.

For him, La Liga is a marathon, a competition of endurance and will.

But the Champions League is a mountain race, and the road is full of uncertainties.

Tension, excitement, and a sense of accomplishment.

But now, listening to the sound of the whole stadium roaring and tsunami, it is full of Lindy's name.

"The sky in Madrid is so beautiful."

This 10-11 Champions League trip belonging to Messi has come to an end here.

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After the game, Guardiola faced aggressive questions from reporters and Simeone's haughty expression, he behaved very flatly.

As if he was not a member of the quarter-finals of the Champions League.

"Football is round, do you know why it is round?"

Everyone was puzzled. The question just now was: "After being eliminated in the Champions League, will you put all your focus on winning the league? Does the triumphant progress of Atletico Madrid and Real Madrid have positive significance for Barcelona to win the championship?"

Of course, this kind of disgusting and annoying question is generally ignored by head coaches.

Guardiola looked at this group of journalists who were bewildered, and said to himself absently: "The circle represents tolerance and diversity, just like the earth we live under."

"Some teams choose to attack and some teams choose to defend. This is a manifestation of football."

"For Barcelona, ​​we can play the most beautiful football on the planet and also one of the best footballs on the planet."

"We hope to show the world on a higher and bigger stage through this kind of football."

"People want games that are flashy, exciting and enjoyable, and obviously we delivered that today."

"Unfortunately, this summer people will not see it again in the Champions League."

"Thanks, bye!"

What the hell!

This forced him to pretend, of course Simeone changed his face, this was pointing at his nose and scolding!

Not only him, but even the reporters were stunned. Is this what Guardiola can say?

Damn, why did Simeone and Munirio come here.

Guardiola infected?

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, watching Guardiola pretend to be very graceful and forced to leave.

Simeone's eyes almost rolled out of the sky, so he left?

All eyes turned to Simeone.

"Hehe!" Simeone sneered, "I may not know the Barcelona fans, but I know the Atletico Madrid fans very well. They all like to win."

As he spoke, he got up slowly: "Leave the beauty to Barcelona, ​​and leave the victory to Atletico Madrid."

"What kind of spirit is this?" Simeone seemed to think of something, and suddenly laughed, "Let me think about it."

"Maybe, it's the spirit of international humanitarianism??"

After speaking, Simeone laughed and left the press conference.

At this time, Lindy has already returned to the locker room, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Erin:

"Have you watched the game? We have successfully advanced to the semi-finals!"

After a while, with a ding, the phone screen lights up:

"Look, you and Messi are really a good match, let's walk together for the whole game (*^▽^*)"

Lindy was embarrassed for a while, what is this all about?

"I call it close-up, have you been watching Queer As Folk lately?"

Hey~

"Ah! Did you watch it too? My roommates all said, I want to smash the CP of you two! Now Instagram is full of PS photos of you two walking in the grassland, Lol~~"

what happened?Lindy hurriedly opened Instagram and found a lot of information.

Just a search, you will see many photos of him and Messi in today's game.

Because the competition is very fierce, and the two often appear in the camera, every time they are in pairs, it is inevitable that there will be good people.

When the first photo of two people "walking" holding hands in dislocation was released, it immediately attracted the attention of the whole Internet.

The fans began to show their magical powers one after another.

Some changed the background to a forest, and the two ran together in the forest.

After borrowing a seat, it was found that the two bowed their heads facing each other, and they were P into the appearance of Lindy and Messi rubbing each other's ears.

Even more exaggerated, someone put the photo of Messi lying on the ground after the game with the photo P of Lindy lying on the San Siro last year.

Create a romantic photo of the two of you sleeping together looking at the stars.

There are always different.

Lindy was about to reply to the message when there was a sudden noise in the locker room.

"Lin, you two are really a good match!"

A big hand suddenly reached out, stroked Lindy's head and said.

Others also started booing one after another, "No wonder you two disappeared, ahahahaha!"

The players are very happy, and after a successful promotion, they can knock Simeone out.

Let the "big devil" bleed, they are still very happy.

After a while, the door of the chaotic locker room was opened, and Simeone came in with an unhappy face.

Everyone looked at Simeone expectantly.

The latter naturally understood, sighed with a wry smile, and shook his head: "Two days off!"

Everyone still looked at Simeone expectantly.

"Okay, I will pay for tonight's consumption, and I will keep my word! The next two days will be the same!"

Simone paused, and continued: "But against...forget it, that's it."

He originally planned to say that if he lost to the Spaniard in the game on the 18th, he would punish him, but thinking that he had already agreed, it would be meaningless to say such a thing.

De Gea was the first to get up: "Long live the boss!"

"amazing!"

"Boss, you are so handsome!"

"Boss, we love you!"

"Boss, I want one to fight three!" An untimely voice suddenly sounded, and everyone turned their heads.

Kirk, who was enjoying himself, found that everyone's eyes were on him.

Suddenly, the whole person froze there.

I'm only 19, what's wrong with that?

Paul Assuncao, who is about to celebrate his 31st birthday, sighed that he was still too young.

And Perea, who is about to celebrate his 32nd birthday, shook his head slightly, "Young people, don't pay attention to quality!"

But on the other side, De Bruyne and Aguero are seriously thinking about whether to compete with Cork.

In the noisy locker room, only Lindy and Irene exchanged messages with their fingers flying.

...

The three-day celebration passed quickly, and the players lost weight at a speed visible to the naked eye, but their spirits were still good.

During these three days, several other games also ended one after another.

Real Madrid went on an expedition to Rome and fought 90 minutes away with the wolves led by Ranieri.

In the end, Ronaldo won the game with a header in stoppage time.

They also advanced to the top 1 with a total score of 0-4.

Manchester United drew 0-0 with Chelsea.

With a score of 1-0 in the first round, they also advanced to the top 4 smoothly.

It is said that Abramovich is a little angry and plans to change coaches and players in Xia Chuang.

The last group is the duel between Inter Milan and Schalke 04.

The final score was 2 to 1, and the score of the two rounds was 4 to 6!

This is also Schalke 04's best result in recent years.

The exit of Inter Milan seems to be expected by people, and almost no one would think that this old Inter Milan can be reversed.

In this way, the Champions League semi-finals were born:

Atletico Madrid

royal house Madrid

Manchester United

Schalke 04

After the game against Espanyol, the draw for the semi-finals will take place.

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