Football: Guards with knives, shovel Ronaldo at the beginning

"Welcome everyone to watch the 2010rd round of La Liga in the 11-23 season. Barcelona will face Atletico Madrid in the Nou Camp!"

"La Liga's newly promoted [Undertaker] Atletico Madrid challenges the pinnacle of the universe [Dream Team [-]]!"

"Simeone, who has the nickname [Bandit Leader], will fight against Guardiola, who has no nickname. From the nickname alone, Simeone will win first!"

"Lindy, who has killed all sides in the European war, brought his [New Funeral Midfielder] to challenge the [MVP] combination led by Messi!"

"This game can be regarded as one of the highest-level games in La Liga. You can imagine what kind of sparks they will collide with!"

"In the history of La Liga, this is the 139 confrontations between the two teams, and they are about to usher in the 140th passionate collision!"

"Hello everyone, today I am the pony wearing the Atlético Madrid No. 6 jersey!" Today's pony commentary is in a particularly good state, full of witty words.

In the live broadcast room, she also got up specially to show off the red and white Atletico Madrid No. 6 jersey, DILIN's name is so shining.

The cinched waist makes the mountain road even more rugged, and the slender legs seem to have no flaws.

Of course, this was because Xiao Ma wore ultra-thin flesh-colored stockings on those 10cm high heels, which made her look even taller.

"I'm Lao Liu wearing Barcelona's No. 10 jersey." But when he got to Lao Liu's side, the director immediately arranged to cut the scene to the scene.

Lao Liu, who turned around twice to show his jersey, didn't know all this at all.

"Today, the two of us will explain this classic matchup for everyone. The Camp Nou stadium in the Iberian Peninsula is full of yellow, blue and red colors today."

"Listen! The high-pitched wave of cheers seems to be a never-ending tide, hitting the atmosphere of today's scene to its peak!"

"The two sides have stepped out of the player channel. The Red and Blues still have a combination of [Habbai] and [MVP]. With this lineup, they will keep pace with their century-old enemy Real Madrid on the La Liga stage."

"Oh, we saw that today's Sheets are wearing the latest yellow second away jersey. Does this indicate that they will be crowned kings in La Liga?"

"On the forward line, Aguero leads, and behind him is Atletico Madrid's big killer [New Funeral Midfielder]. The left and right wings also have the strongest lineup, Reyes and Sanchez, a double combination!"

When Lao Liu spoke up to this point, he thought to himself: Lei Sang, Si Guoyi!

"Atletico Madrid's defense today uses a well-regulated combination of David Luiz and Godin. On the left is David's Brazilian national team teammate Felipe, and on the right is Perea, who used to be the half-walled Great Wall of Atletico Madrid. "

"It can be said that they have come up with the strongest lineup they can come up with!"

"Okay, the referee's whistle has sounded, and the game begins!"

The game became intense from the very beginning, and both sides adopted the same high-position pressing tactics.

[Habbai] paired with [MVP] to have a direct dialogue with [New Funeral Midfielder]!

It seems that Lindy seems to be at a disadvantage. After all, under the encouragement of Lindy this year, Melo has both evolved into the strongest form!

74 balls!You read that right, the original 91 Messi this year has scored 74 goals!

It looks like they are going to complete a hundred achievements this year!

"The name of our tactic is [Loyal Wingman]. Reyes, Sanchez, and Aguero, the three of you will be the loyal wingman of [New Funeral Midfielder]." Still lingering in the ears of the two of them!

"The commander is Lin Di. Three people alone cannot fight against the combination of [Habbai] and [MVP]. Therefore, it is very important for the two of you to join!"

"Lindy, today's task is not only to contain Messi, but also to command the entire midfield!"

"What shit [Habbai], [MVP] I despise this combination named after people the most!"

"Today, I pressed [Loyal Wingman] for [New Funeral Midfielder], we won the night of Calderon, and today, after 90 minutes, I will have a carnival at Camp Nou, this is just the beginning!"

The game time is 3 minutes.

Xavi found Iniesta with a diagonal pass in the middle, and the latter leaned against the young Cork, and after receiving the ball, he planned to pass the ball with a man in the crotch.

Koke, who has quick eyes and quick hands, didn't directly bring down the opponent because he knew that De Bruyne was behind him!

This is the advantage of young people. They are bold and never doubt the people they trust.

Pulling Iniesta's clothes with his right hand!

Sure enough, De Bruyne had already appeared behind him, squeezed away his predecessor Busquets, and directly sent a long pass with the instep of more than 20 meters.

"Here we come, beautiful arc!"

"In the half season in Atletico Madrid, [Belgian Emperor Star] has made rapid progress, and this pass with the instep of his foot is already a bit like a midfielder."

Right!

Sanchez was even more excited. From the moment he stepped into Camp Nou, his blood began to boil. This dreamlike scene has been imagined in his mind countless times!

As a guest at Camp Nou, he will celebrate in this legendary stadium, just like Atletico Madrid celebrated in the Theater of Dreams last season!

Abidal!

The main left-back of the French team!

Sanchez jumped up while running, with a light pad of his left foot, the football fell with his body as if attracted by a magnet.

After taking a breath, his right foot suddenly burst into force.

If you want to pass this kind of old fried dough sticks, it is useless to play tricks.

"Explosive!" Facing the 30-year-old Abidal, Sanchez was so unreasonable, Lao Liu exclaimed.

"Going hand in hand, the French left-back didn't stop this [Chilean emperor star] in the first place!"

"Sh... Swing away! Sanchez, you are so beautiful!"

"Youth is strength, as his predecessor David Luiz said..."

"The road is long and obstructive, never turning!" Pony also shouted excitedly!

Feeling the harsh wind of the Nou Camp and the surprised eyes in the stands, Sanchez enjoyed it all.

Glancing sideways at the middle, a flash of inspiration seemed to flash in his heart.

The iconic backward "Bai Buddha", the speed of Abidal behind him is the same.

But he quickly realized that this was a fake move, and immediately accelerated and rushed up again!

Waiting for this moment!

"Here it goes again! The heels are amazing!" Old Liu's emotions may be a little out of control today.

"C Ronaldo's standard emergency stop and heel cut inside!"

"Abidal today is like Antonini 5 days ago!"

"Pass the ball!"

Sanchez didn't even look up, and suddenly pushed the ball into the penalty area's ribs with his left foot on the way inside!

A yellow figure burst out from the crowd of red and blue!

"Aguero! A cross!"

"Oh my god!"

Out of the corner of his eye Puyol seemed to see a smear of yellow above his head.

"Lindy!"

"He headed the ball "over" Puyol and Pique!"

"1 to 0!"

"This ball...funeral!!"

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