Dou Luo: I am pregnant with the dog system, I violently sting the sugar three

"This fucking Tang San is nothing!" (Is there a class representative who can explain this to the newcomers?)

Long Ritian was complaining about the book about the Seven Dead Douluo.

"..." (make up the content by yourself)

Suddenly a voice sounded in my head,

"Ding! The host trigger keyword has been detected, and the host is being matched with the ultimate dog-licking system."

"Matching completed! Prepare to travel..."

Long Ritian closed his eyes and fell next to the computer.

When he woke up again, Long Ritian arrived in the world of Douluo Continent.

"Your uncle's!" Long Ritian pointed his middle finger to the sky.

"Ding! The ultimate dog-licking system is activated!" A mechanical voice sounded in Long Ritian's mind.

"The ultimate dog-licking system? Wait a minute and answer my two questions first: Why did I travel through time? Why did I bring you such a dog-licking system?" Long Ritian asked.

"Because you triggered the taboo word of Thousand Hands Douluo, Thousand Hands Douluo changed the laws of the world at the cost of sacrificing the Seventh Death. Anyone who triggered this taboo word will travel to Douluo Continent and be assigned a dog-licking system."

"Because you are the [-]th person to have traveled through time, you are specially assigned the ultimate dog-licking system!"

"Damn it! The Seven Douluo of Death are so ruthless! Dog system? What's the use of you?" Long Ritian had a bad feeling.

"This system is the ultimate dog licking system. As the name suggests, as long as you lick three candies, this system will give you rewards."

Long Ritian stood up suddenly: "What? You want me to lick Tang San?"

"The harder you lick, the better the reward!" Mechanical Soundwood said emotionally.

Long Ritian: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!" (pictured above)

System: "Do you know the law of true fragrance?" (pictured above)

Long Ritian: "Can we intellectuals have moral integrity?" (pictured above)

"The dog system is not the son of a man! The word 'lick' does not exist in my dictionary, Long Ritian!"

“你越让我舔，我就越要暴揍糖三！”

"Ding! It has been detected that Tang San is practicing the Purple Demon Eyes, please host to lick it as soon as possible!"

"I'll lick you uncle! Dog system!..." ([-] words omitted here)

After Long Ritian cursed until his mouth went dry, he had to think about a question.

Others have systems for time travel, including cheats, but I have a useless system, so how can I beat up Tang San?

有人就说了，干嘛非要暴揍糖三，就算你不想当舔狗，躺平不好吗？

What a joke!If you don’t beat up Tang San after you’ve traveled through time, you might as well commit suicide!

After thinking to no avail, Long Ritian decided to go see how Tang San was doing with his cultivation.

Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you be victorious in every battle!

After merging the memories of the original host, Long Ritian knew the terrain of Holy Soul Village very well.

So Long Ritian took his short legs and ran towards the place where Tang San was practicing.

That's right, Long Ritian is one year old now, the same age as Tang San.

All those who traveled through the dog-licking system traveled together with Tang San, because the space barrier was at its weakest at that time.

On a hill near Holy Soul Village, there was a young man blinking at the sun.

He is the future Seven Douluo of Death, Tang San.

A year ago, he traveled to Douluo Continent and killed his own mother.

Before time travel, he was a disciple of the notorious sect, the Tang Sect. This sect committed murder and arson, and committed all kinds of evil. It was also good at using poison and hidden weapons.

He was adopted by the Tang family since he was a child, but he was not allowed to be reused. He was only an outer disciple until his death.

Of course he was arrogant and unwilling to give in, so he secretly entered the Tangmen Treasure Pavilion one night and stole the Tangmen Treasure Book - Xuantian Baolu.

He secretly learned the martial arts from above. After being discovered, he fled to Yingchou Stream and fell off a cliff to his death.

Then he traveled back to Douluo Continent with his memories. Today was the first time he practiced the martial arts in Xuantian Baolu - Purple Demonic Eyes in Douluo Continent.

In fact, it is just blinking at the rising sun.

After blinking, Tang San began to practice Xuantian Gong, another martial art of Xuantian Baolu.

He didn't notice at all that there was a child who was a head taller than him approaching behind him.

This child was none other than Long Ritian. Except for him who wanted to beat Tang San violently, no one would come here at this time.

Looking at Tang San, who was smaller than himself, Long Ritian smiled.

"Little dwarf, you are too short. We are all over one year old. Does your mother know that you are so short?"

Tang San, who was practicing, stood up when he heard the words, turned around and looked at Long Ritian in front of him.

This person Tang San knew, his name was Long Ritian, and he had the same birthday as him.

"Long Ritian, why are you here?"

"What? This is your home? You can only come, but I can't?"

"..." Tang San was choked and speechless.

"Let me ask you, what are you doing here?"

"Nothing."

"You didn't do anything? You'd better be more honest, little dwarf."

Looking at the fierce Long Ritian in front of him, the timid Tangsan said nothing. Among the group of children who bullied him, Long Ritian was the leader.

"Hey, the little dwarf is quite tolerant." Seeing that the sugar levels didn't break out like this, Long Ritian decided to increase the stimulation.

"Is your drunkard dad not up yet?"

"You are not allowed to insult my dad!" Tang San said with clenched fists.

"Haha, did I insult him? I was just telling the truth."

"When your father came to Holy Soul Village, he had nothing. It was the village chief who begged my father to keep you two."

"Your dad said he knew how to forge, so my dad built him a blacksmith shop and gave your family a lot of money."

"Your father was grateful and said he would pay back the money in the future. But as a result, he went to buy wine as soon as he had some money."

"If Village Chief Jack hadn't felt sorry for you and gave you some food, I'm afraid you wouldn't have survived more than two months!"

Long Ritian was scolding Tangsan based on the memory of the original host. You must know that the real pain does not come from the body, but from the soul.

"Ding! It has been detected that Tang San is angry. Please apologize to the host as soon as possible. Please apologize to the host as soon as possible!"

"Fuck you, uncle, the dog system..." ([-] words omitted here)

Tang San was an orphan in his last life, and in this life he is in a single-parent family, and his psychology is extremely fragile.

Hearing that Long Ritian had revealed everything about his family, he immediately exploded.

"I'll fight you!" Tang San roared and rushed over.

Long Ritian was amused and said, "Little dwarf, if you don't beat me today, you call me daddy and I won't call you Long Ritian."

Today is the first time for Tang San to practice Xuantian Kung, and he has little strength. In addition, due to malnutrition this year, he is as thin as a bamboo pole and cannot run smoothly.

Just when he was about to reach Long Ritian, there was a "pop" and he fell to the ground.

Seeing this, Long Ritian directly kicked Tang San, and then rode on him to output wildly.

Tang San still struggles to get up, but how can he turn over because he is so thin?

Long Ritian beat him in the mouth while chanting "Call daddy!"

"Warning! Warning! Warning! Please stop the host! Please stop the host!"

In order to respond to the system, Long Ritian worked harder.

"Call daddy. Call daddy and I won't hit you."

"Warning! Warning!..."

Just when the ultimate dog-licking system was about to warn Long Ritian to stop, a faint voice remembered.

"Dad~"