Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

'The Son of Nature', 'The Greatest Elf Prince'.

'Beloved of the Elf Goddess', 'Future of the Elf Race', these series of glorious titles were all worn on Lance's head.

After integrating the entire elven clan's heritage, the Royal Academy of Elf's study plans for Lance also continued to increase.

Since he is the greatest elf prince, Lance must be the most elegant, the most knowledgeable, the wisest, and the most self-disciplined.

You must know everything and learn everything.

If it weren't for the fact that there were so many beautiful girls in the Elf Kingdom, Lance would have escaped from that ghost place long ago.

However, it's not too late, at least now Lance is completely free.

Lance thought he was a savior and a hero.

He will lead the elves to unify the continent and eventually establish a perfect country in their dreams.

I can be a creator god or something, and live an endless, shameless and happy life with beautiful girls from all races.

But it wasn't until Lance was stabbed in the back by the Alliance of Light that he realized that the world didn't need a savior at all.

Everything is just a game between the gods.

The darkness within the Kingdom of Light and the treachery of the dwarves.

The intrigues of the mainland countries, and the orc tribe's troubles.

When the three of them intercepted the Lord of the Demon Realm and returned with the joy of victory.

What awaited them was not cheers and glory, but the interception and killing by the Alliance of Light.

When the elf prophet opened the Evernight Bow and shot Lance's head through the left eye with the divine arrow given by the elf goddess.

Lance was completely disappointed with the world.

Today, Lance, after resurrecting from the dead, lives on as a disabled elf veteran.

But how could he endure the humiliation and hatred of being intercepted and betrayed?

So no matter what, Lance has to live.

He needs power to repair his origin and soul, no matter where that power comes from!

"I, Lance! Even if I become a world-destroying villain, I must gain enough evil points to return to the top."

"I want to take back everything that once belonged to me and make those damn betrayers pay the price!"

Under the blood-red sunset.

Lance was holding a pile of colorful pieces of cloth and running hard for his dreams and a better tomorrow.

"Stop! Damn it, Lance, stop! That's Lilith's limited edition!"

In the midst of his busy schedule, Lance looked back at the scene behind him.

Adele's originally charming face had become distorted with anger and hatred.

"Get out of here Lance! That's a new one I bought! It's never been worn even once!"

"Ah! Don't stop me today. I'm going to castrate this scumbag and pervert!"

"Hiss! She really has the most poisonous heart of a woman!"

Lance only felt a chill on his crotch and quickly quickened his pace.

The intention is to throw away the women behind him in this complicated street.

Today's game is quite big, if you are caught by this group of heavily armed security teams.

In a fit of anger, they might actually castrate themselves!

"Moo! Lance be careful!"

The colorful pieces of cloth affected Lance's vision.

As soon as he took off the shield in front of him, a strong bull rushed towards him.

And behind him, there was also a group of crazy women holding swords high.

When his vision went dark, Lance thought he was going to hit him, but he didn't expect this tauren to be so loyal.

The majestic tauren warrior picked up Lance and spread his thick thighs.

Like a tank, it knocked through the crowd of onlookers and turned into a side alley.

These strong chests and strong arms made Lance feel a sense of warmth and peace of mind.

There's just something wrong with this warm place.

"Torun! Torun! I'm scared! Put me down quickly! Put me down quickly!"

Lance felt his calves trembling.

"Moo! Don't worry, Lance, I never attack my friends!"

"Ah! I believe you, you damn tauren, let go!"

"Put me down quickly, or I will die with you!"

"Moo! You actually don't believe me, Lao Niu! I, Lao Niu, are an honest person and have never told lies!"

Torun's resolute bull face was full of grievance, and his huge bull eyes were full of innocence.

Although he looked upright and honest, seeing that Lance had taken out the knife, he still put Lance down angrily.

Lance covered his face with a piece of cloth and ran away with Toren.

He didn't want others to know that he actually knew this nudist tauren who advocated freedom.

At this time, Torun was showing off his wild and strong perfect figure to the people on both sides of the street.

While running, he also waved his arms to greet the audience.

"Kids don't watch!"

A woman who still retained her charm quickly covered her daughter's eyes.

But her eyes were looking straight at that wild body, and she didn't even know her saliva was drooling.

"Ah! Ah! I can't get married anymore, what should I do! What should I do!"

A fat noble girl covered her eyes and screamed, even her fingers were too wide open.

"Moo! This is the man of my dreams. The tauren in front of me stops and lets me knock!"

The female tauren warrior from the Frosthoof tribe's eyes lit up.

He picked up the huge mace, threw off his hooves and chased after him.

"This is a real man! It's not like the elf next to him covering his face. He must have low self-esteem because he is too young."

At the window on the second floor of the tavern, several barbarian women from the North were laughing and laughing at the top of their lungs.

"Small? Small!"

Lance's ears moved and he captured the key information.

It was related to the dignity of the entire elves, so he had no choice but to fight back.

"For the honor of the elves, Eowen, sacrifice yourself!"

Thinking of this, Lance snapped his fingers on his face.

He took off the piece of cloth from his face, revealing the handsome face of the Elf Prince Eowen Silveryue.

Then he tore off his clothes a few times and showed the elf's heroic figure to everyone.

"Ah! Ah!"

Several pretty girls on the roadside suddenly blushed with shame, covered their faces and screamed, forgetting to close their eyes.

"Beauty! Are you lonely!"

Lance waved and shouted to a noble carriage that had just entered the city.

His left eye accurately saw the elegant lady who had just gotten off the car.

"That handsome elf guy, don't leave! If you stay with me for one night, I'll give you a thousand gold coins!"

The elegant lady's charming face suddenly flushed with excitement, she waved her hands and shouted loudly.

"I have something to do today, let's make an appointment next time!"

Lance ran across the carriage with Toren, blowing her a kiss along the way.

The noble lady immediately held her heart with both hands and fell backward softly.

"Madam! Madam, please wake up!"

At the same time, the huge chaos caused by the two people in the city finally alerted the city lord's palace.

The knights of Glory City are about to move out!