Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Yes, this is a great thing for all residents."

Every resident of Glory City knows that Liszt cannot guard this place forever.

Otherwise, Glory City would no longer symbolize freedom and glory, but would become Liszt's prison.

At the beginning of the establishment of Glory City, Liszt had no intention of dominating one party.

After all, Glory City is located in the western wilderness and has poor products.

Coupled with the nuisance of monsters, farmland outside the city is often destroyed.

If it were not for the support of the tourism industry and the help of the empire, Glory City would not be as prosperous as it is today.

The reason why Liszt stayed here was not only because he was frustrated, but also because the current situation was unstable.

He wants to stay and protect Lance and Toren, whose strength has been greatly reduced.

Due to the extremely repressive environment in which he grew up, Liszt has always had a deep desire for freedom.

Liszt originally thought that he could protect the two of them until the day they fully regained their strength.

But the speed of his physical deterioration far exceeded his original expectations.

So three years ago, Liszt sent someone to spread the rumors.

He said that Glory City would soon be under the rule of the empire, and met with the empire's envoys many times.

Now everyone is mentally prepared for this.

In any case, joining a powerful empire can bring many benefits to the residents of Glory City.

They can enjoy various benefits of empire citizens and will be included in the empire's medical and education system.

And young people also have more choices for their future.

"Yeah, it couldn't be better. Stop talking about this and drink?"

Lance took out a bottle of wine from the storage ring and handed it to Liszt.

"I brewed this myself when I bought Lilina 18 years ago. No one has ever tasted it."

"Really? Then I'll be in luck!"

Liszt took the bottle, pulled out the cork and took a swig. Half of the wine in the bottle was gone in an instant.

"Ox chewing peonies! I haven't taken out the cup yet, really."

Seeing Liszt taking another sip, he finished the remaining wine.

Lance had no choice but to put back the goblet he just took out.

"Waste, waste, I shouldn't have taken out the good wine I brewed!"

After three rounds of drinking, the empty wine bottles at their feet were thrown to the ground.

Since both of them wanted to get drunk, they did not use their strength to suppress their drunkenness.

At this time, Lance drunkenly hugged Liszt's neck and asked:

"Liszt, let me ask you! Is Catherine beautiful?"

"Pretty!"

"Do you have a good figure?"

"it is good!"

"Then do you like her?"

"I like her! I like her the most! She is the only one I've liked in my life!"

"Hey hey hey, what's in your heart is coming out! Hiccup! I usually ask you coyly, love! I have to say it out loud!"

"I love Catherine."

Liszt's condition was not much better. He leaned against the pillar of the pavilion and smiled foolishly.

"What did you say?"

"I love Catherine!"

"louder please!"

"I love! Catherine!"

"it is good!"

Lance took a sip of wine and threw the bottle to the ground!

"Just saying this to you, Catherine is yours!"

"Ha! She was originally mine!"

"Then let me ask you another question, is Princess Cecilia beautiful?"

"Pretty!"

"Then do you like her?"

"I!"

Liszt wanted to say something, but he suddenly closed his mouth and looked around him alertly.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! You're already a strict wife before you get married! Your life after marriage will be absolutely dark!"

Seeing his reaction, Lance laughed loudly.

"take it out!"

Liszt suddenly looked at Lance, staring straight at him with red eyes.

"What? What are you talking about? Why can't I understand you?"

Lance asked knowingly and looked innocent.

"Stop talking nonsense! I suffered enough from you during the Demon Slayer War!"

"You're a guy who keeps your photo stone with you all day long, just waiting to scratch someone's sore feet! Take it out quickly!"

Liszt suddenly rushed forward, pressed Lance down, and rummaged around his body with his hands.

"No, how can you slander good people out of thin air! Am I the person who would do that kind of thing?"

Lance's eyes widened and he retorted righteously:

"You have to believe me, I, Lance, have outgrown my vulgar taste. I am no longer the same person I was before!"

"What are you doing? Where are you touching! Help! Lord Liszt has defiled a good man and woman!"

"Haha! You don't admit it, do you? Then tell me, what is this?"

Liszt put his hand under Lance's butt and took out a black photo crystal and asked.

"This can't be mine, I just took it back!"

Lance looked at the photo crystal in Liszt's hand, and his drunken eyes suddenly widened.

Looking at Liszt's face, there was a smile of success.

Lance was shocked and understood immediately.

"Wow! I said it didn't come out of nowhere. The model of the Paladin has also learned how to frame him!"

"Liszt, Liszt, you are a bad student now!"

"If you don't want to learn from anyone, you will learn from me! Have you paid my tuition?"

Lance suddenly used force and turned Liszt over.

"I'll beat you and me! If you don't learn well! Give me back the stupid and cute Liszt!"

Just after Lance hit him twice, Liszt pinned him to the ground again.

"You brat! I've been wanting to beat you up for a long time!"

"During the Demon Slayer War, if I see a beautiful woman, you will fall in love with her! Are you done yet?"

Seeing Liszt's angry look, Lance laughed loudly.

"Haha! Who told you to be so naive back then?"

"If you follow my example and just carry the one you like into the tent, there might be someone who dares to stop you!"

Liszt rubbed his hair irritably and said angrily:

"Isn't something like feelings developed slowly?"

"On a date, hold hands! Kiss! The last step is to go to bed!"

"Ah! Who is so free! Whether or not we can have sex ultimately depends on your conditions!"

"Just list the conditions! If you want to go to bed, you can go to bed on the same day. If you can't, you won't be able to go to bed for the rest of your life!"

"You are a demigod! The ultimate demigod!"

"You don't use your power and wealth to knock women down, but you let me have a relationship here? You deserve to be a virgin for the rest of your life!"

"I, I will beat you to death, you big scumbag!"

"I'll beat you to death, you old virgin!"

The two of them rolled out of the pavilion fighting, covered in mud.

After a long time, the two of them lay on the roof and chatted.

"Lance, is the night in the Elf Forest beautiful?"

Seeing Lance quietly looking at the night sky in trance, Liszt couldn't help but ask.

"Beautiful! The night in the Elf Forest is the most beautiful place in the world."

Speaking of his hometown, Lance became interested immediately.

"On a slightly clearer day, you can see the moon hanging high in the night sky."

"All the stars are away, the silver moon hangs alone, and the bright moonlight is like white frost, falling in the quiet forest."

"Mottled tree shadows can be seen swaying everywhere, vast mountains lie quietly, and white mist condenses and disperses in the forest."

"Thousands of creatures in the forest sleep quietly and peacefully under the silver moon."

Speaking of this, Lance couldn't help but hum the elves' songs, his voice was melodious and beautiful.

Like a clear spring flowing in a mountain stream, or like the graceful nightingale in the quiet forest.

"The forest under the moon hides the bright elves..."