Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Master, are you going too far by doing this?"

Lilina picked up the shaky braised pork and took a gentle bite.

This smooth and delicate taste made Lilina's big blue eyes narrow in happiness.

But in the square outside the meeting hall, I saw the forlorn figure still sweeping the floor.

Lilina immediately felt that the braised pork in her mouth was no longer so fragrant.

"Too much? She's just having fun. Who does she think she is if she dares to plot against a demigod?"

"She's just a princess from a kingdom."

"If the person she was plotting against was not Liszt, but any other demigod, her bones would have been chewed to pieces by wild dogs."

"It's just a little lesson to teach her about reality."

"In front of demigods, a princess of a kingdom is nothing."

"What's more, she is no longer a princess."

"If she continues to hold on to the idea of ​​being superior to others, she will only die without a burial place."

"Compared to that situation, the treatment she is receiving now is already the greatest mercy from Lord Liszt."

"Don't think that Lord Liszt doesn't kill women. Every demigod comes from a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood."

Hearing Lance's words, Lilina nodded thoughtfully, and then continued to cook.

Julia on the side didn't think as much as she did. For her, being able to eat meat was the greatest happiness.

Focusing on cooking the food wholeheartedly, Lance couldn't help but feel his appetite increase when he saw Julia eating deliciously.

He gave Julia a few more pieces of braised pork and said:

"Come Julia, eat more and don't worry about your brother. After the Glory Day celebration, I will give you a healthy brother."

"Hmm, thank you master."

Julia is now extremely well-behaved, and Lance likes her more and more.

"Mom, I'm full!"

Marina pushed the dinner plate and was about to get off the table.

"stop."

Lance grabbed Marina's arm and held her in his arms.

"Little Lina, look at your plate!"

Lance pinched her little face and pointed at the dinner plate that looked like a pig grazing over it.

A lot of the braised pork was half-bitten, leaving the fat part, and all the vegetables that accompanied the meal were left.

I only ate half of the rice, and the other half was all over the plate.

"Little pigs eat cleaner than you. Now that you have grown up, you must understand the value of food."

"You know, there are still many people in this world who work hungry every day. If they work too slowly, they will be whipped and beaten with whips."

"Besides, your Uncle Lance and I hate people who waste food the most."

"Don't dare to imitate Cecilia's princess disease. Look at her now, she can't even eat, and she has to sweep the floor hungry. How pitiful!"

"Well, well, I'm an adult now. You have to call me by my name too, and you can't call me by my name anymore."

"Okay, dear Miss Marina, please continue to eat!"

She saw her daughter, who had always had a headache eating, chewing on the vegetables she usually hated most.

Karina looked surprised. She wondered what kind of magic Lance had used on her.

He also deliberately picked up a piece of green vegetables on his daughter's plate and tasted it to see if Lance had secretly used magic to change the taste.

"Now, this is called a master of education. Karina, I have told you a long time ago that if you want to educate children, you must lead by example."

Then Lance showed her the clean plate he had eaten from.

He pointed at the remaining vegetables on Karina's plate, with a look of disgust on his face, and it was clear what he meant in his eyes.

"Yes, yes, my good teacher."

In order to set an example for her daughter, Karina had no choice but to pick up her chopsticks and eat the vegetables one bite at a time.

"Pfft! Hahahahaha!"

Unexpectedly, Karina suddenly covered her lips and laughed.

"I remember someone who couldn't even use chopsticks before he was three hundred years old."

"When eating, a group of elf girls would pick up the food in their mouths and feed them one bite at a time."

"Why now, hahahahaha, I'm sorry, I just can't hold it in anymore, hahahahaha!"

Looking at Karina's trembling smile, Lance coughed twice in embarrassment.

"Isn't this about educating children? Besides, I'll change it later."

"It's obviously false."

"It's been changed!"

"It's empty."

"changed!"

"It's empty!"

"changed!"

The two looked at each other angrily, but couldn't hold back and laughed at the same time.

Both of them laughed happily, and there were even tears in the corners of their laughing eyes.

"I haven't had a fight with you for a long time. I really miss you."

Karina gently held her forehead, smiling a little silly.

"Yes, we haven't seen each other for more than ten years, but it feels like hundreds of years have passed."

Lance reached out his hand and gently played with Marina's long brown hair, his eyes looking extremely pure.

"Sister Karina, please tell us about the master's past. I have asked before, but the master never told us."

Lilina blinked her innocent big blue eyes, and it was obvious from her expression that she was very interested in Lance's past.

After all, Lance had been so cynical when she remembered it, and he hadn't changed at all over the years.

"Mom, Mom, I want to hear it too. Look, I eat cleanly. Not a grain of rice is wasted."

Marina's face also showed an expression of anticipation.She was still full of curiosity about this bad uncle who kept snatching lollipops from her.

"He was originally the eldest son of a wealthy family."

Karina came over and hugged Lilina's body, glanced at Lance with her beautiful eyes, and said playfully:

"His life was already extravagant. After his parents were summoned by the goddess, no one could control him, and his life became even more extravagant."

"You know what people often call a foolish king, he looked like that at that time. Drinking in the pond, meat in the forest, and singing and dancing every night were all trivial."

"He also spent a huge amount of money to build a big house. He also made bold promises that he would attract beauties from all races in the world."

"My mother was very fond of Lance, but after going around the big house, she never had a good word to say about him."

At this point, Karina's eyes turned red.

"Then my mother forcibly took me away from the Elf Forest."

"Lance also took his group of thugs to join the war against demons."

"He never came back after that."

"Everyone said he had died on the battlefield, so they all took away his territory and divided up his property."

"And I was also married to a distant cousin of Lance by my mother."

"Hehehe! Hehe! Who made the two of them look so similar!"