Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Clamp your legs together, relax your chest, tuck your hips, tuck your hips, yes, that's it."

In the meeting hall of the city lord's palace, Lilina was wearing a maid uniform.

Holding a ruler in his hand, he was teaching the girls the catwalk like a little teacher.

"Everyone should pay attention to driving the back foot to the sole of the front foot, using the knee to drive the calf outward, and moving the center of gravity forward."

"When walking, the left and right feet should take turns stepping on the midline between the two feet."

"Or step your left foot a little to the right of the center line, and step your right foot a little to the left of the center line, creating a beautiful rhythm."

"Very good, very good, that's it. Everyone has worked hard and has mastered the basic movements. All that's left is to practice more frequently."

After seeing that everyone was on track, Lilina breathed a sigh of relief.

These beauties in front of me were originally the dowry group given to Liszt by the royal family of Gulamber.

Except for the twenty little girls who were sent to school by Liszt because they were too young, the rest are all here.

What Lance meant was that they should become waitresses at the Flaming Lips Bar and support themselves without relying on men.

Before they were sent here, they were mentally prepared to be played by men.

If you don't expect to be admitted into Liszt's harem, it would be the greatest happiness to be rewarded by him to his younger subordinates.

Now that they have an opportunity to control their own destiny, they naturally have to seize it.

Lilina teaches seriously, and they learn seriously. After more than ten days of surprise training, they are already doing well.

All that's left is clothing that matches their temperament.

After all, everyone’s style is different.

Some of these women are playful and lively, some are elegant and noble, some are generous, and some are quiet and pleasant.

Just match them with suitable clothes to maximize their temperament and beauty.

Then, they will become a cash cow for Lance, and the Fiery Red Lips Bar will be promoted to the Fiery Red Lips Club.

The Fiery Red Lips Club will also become the largest gold-selling cave in the Anglia continent.

In order to win their hearts and make them work for him wholeheartedly.

Lance not only sneaks into their dormitory every night to inquire about their welfare, but also cares about their daily life issues.

The girls’ wages during the training period were also paid in advance.

Let them shed tears of emotion in bed every night.

After all, you can't find a good boss like Lance who is as warm-hearted and warm-hearted as you can find in the entire continent.

Moreover, after getting along with each other for a period of time, Lance found that each of them had great potential that could be tapped.

It would be too condescending to treat them simply as barmaids.

After all, these [-] people are truly the only ones selected from the audition in the Gulanbeier Kingdom with a population of over one million.

So Lance decided to let the girls further their education and send them to school to study art and culture courses during the day.

They are brainwashed and trained in the evening to make them consider the bar their home and be proud of the bar.

Each one of them is carefully packaged as a priceless treasure, and the wool of those nobles and nouveau riche is gathered.

Taking advantage of today's little Lina's birthday, Lance also cooked by himself.

Provide a delicious and nutritious dinner to the girls, so that everyone can eat with peace of mind.

If they are still not moved, not to mention Lance not agreeing, even Karina will not agree!

Put oil in the pot, add rock sugar and stir-fry until the color turns brown, then pour in the good pork cut into cubes.

Stir-fry evenly to release the fat, then add Lance's secret spices.

After adding an appropriate amount of water, bring to a boil over high heat, then simmer over low heat, and finally reduce the juice over high heat.

A pot of fragrant braised pork is ready.

The meat is bright in color, translucent red, and when you take a bite, it is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, fat but not greasy.

The little girl in the red dress beside her was crying, and the lollipop in her hand no longer smelled good.

"Want to eat?"

Lance picked up a shiny piece of braised pork and placed it in front of the little girl to tempt her.

"Ah, ah, I think."

The little girl pointed to her open mouth, looking impatient.

"Then what should you call me?"

"Bad uncle!"

"No, just call me daddy and I'll give you this piece of meat. How about that?"

"No, you are a bad uncle!"

Although the little girl's eyes revealed longing, her tone was full of determination.

"Then you call me husband, and I will give you this fragrant braised pork."

"husband!"

"Hey!"

Lance smiled brightly at his husband's cry, blew twice carefully, and then fed the braised pork into the little girl's mouth.

The little girl's mouth kept breathing hot air, and she refused to spit out the braised pork. She covered her mouth and chewed slowly.

As the tender braised pork slowly melted in her mouth, the little girl's big burgundy eyes narrowed in happiness.

"Come on, little Lina, call me good husband again, and this piece of meat will be yours."

One thing leads to another. Under the temptation of braised pork, Xiao Lina gave up her persistence.

After sweetly calling out "Good husband", little Lina's eyes narrowed happily again.

"Little Lina, when you grow up, will you be my girlfriend?"

This time, Lance filled a whole plate of braised pork and brought it to little Lina's eyes to seduce her.

"As long as you promise me, this whole plate of delicious braised pork will be yours!"

"Wow!"

While little Lina was being tempted, Lance reached out his hand and gently pinched her cute little face.

It feels smooth and elastic, and is full of collagen.

Little Lina is Elena's daughter, her full name is Marina Masha Alexandrova, followed by the elf family name of hundreds of characters.

Seven-year-old Lina has perfect pink and jade-shaped hair, perfectly inheriting the beauty of her mother Karina.

Just like a little beauty, she will be a disaster in the future.

Those burgundy eyes were like a noble and cold ruby.

She has long brown hair with slightly natural curls, hanging down to her waist.

Her petite body is wrapped in a cute red dress. Her legs under the red dress are as white and smooth as tender lotus roots.

"Grow a loli, hey, hey, grow a loli. Just wait for ten years or so, and in the blink of an eye, Marina will grow into a beautiful girl."

"By the time……!"

"good husband!"

"Hey!"

Lance, who was immersed in his beautiful fantasy, saw his eyes empty, and the braised pork in his hand was taken away by Marina.

"I won't be fooled by you, bad husband, huh!"

When Marina left with the plate, she didn't forget to make a face to Lance.

The little pink tongue sticking out made Lance's eyes light up, and he immediately felt happy.

"It's okay, don't be in a hurry, take your time, hey, take your time."

Looking at Lance with a rippling look on his face, Elena put her hand to his waist and twisted it hard.

"hiss!"

"When you tease my daughter in front of me, the mother, are you pretending that I don't exist?"

"Restrain yourself, she's too young now!"