Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Now that I think about it, that time was really happy!"

"Although the demon army is pressing forward step by step, the continent of Anglia is in danger."

"But I can pick up fragrant princesses and princesses every day, as well as those frightened noble ladies."

"The ones in better condition among them will be followed by a few loyal knights."

"But in most cases, they are separated from their families and cannot even eat!"

"In order to prevent demon spies from sneaking in, and also to prevent the tragedy of wives and daughters being separated from happening to the royal families of various countries."

"I, Prince Lance Sunrise, volunteered to lead the elf cavalry deep into the battlefield to rescue them."

"Not only will they be rescued and taken care of in the elf army's camp, but after three to five months, someone will be sent to notify their families."

"Although the time span is a bit long, that's because I'm too busy."

"After all, fighting is so tiring. There was a time when I was so tired that I had to hold on to the wall while walking."

"During this period, although there were rumors of discord, the public's eyes were sharp!"

"Outside the Elf Legion's camp, there is an endless stream of princesses and concubines who come here in admiration."

"Most of the time, I just rode a horse and went for a walk."

"I just picked up a queen, four princesses, eleven princesses, and more than 30 fragrant noble ladies."

"Although I am tired every day, I still enjoy it."

"Because this is justice!"

"Even so, there are still several vicious demon assassins who sneaked in with the intention of assassinating me, the elf prince."

"But after a bloody fight with me, they had no choice but to kneel down and beg for mercy."

"By the way, the taste of demons is really good!"

"But nothing can go back."

"My parents, who love me very much, went to the Kingdom of God and never returned because of the summons of the Elf Goddess."

"The legions loyal to me were also disbanded after the war, and several of my deputies were either exiled or imprisoned."

"The exiled royal families of various countries have taken back their wives and daughters. Surprisingly, most of them are living happily."

"When I peeled off the dirt and crawled out of the grave, I had lost everything."

"This solid-eyed Liszt actually buried me eight meters deep!"

"Yes, the prince has to be buried eight meters deep, but have you considered how weak I am when I just woke up!"

"I dug it out bit by bit with my hands! Damn you bastard! You didn't even ask to help me!"

"Cry! Is there any use in crying! What do you mean by that look in your eyes? Damn it! Why are you throwing holy purification at me?"

"Although it's warm, I'm not very hungry! Why don't you give me a hand! I'm so hungry that I could eat Torun!"

"Let's not mention that Liszt thought I was contaminated by demonic energy and planned to purify me on the spot."

"When I woke up, the war against demons had been over for more than half a year."

"I did die, in that stormy night."

"But because of the eyeball of the Lord of the Demons, I was resurrected."

"After I wielded the Sun Wheel and chopped off the head of Satan Lucifer."

"His left eye also shot out from the socket, and with the splash of blood, it merged into my body."

"I didn't tell anyone about it because at that moment, a voice spoke in my head."

"Ding~ The 'World-Destroying Villain System' has found a new host. The host meets the conditions. Yes/No binding."

"As a time traveler, I naturally understand what the system is and what benefits it can bring to me."

"Compared to my more than 500 years of life in this world, the memories of my previous life are pitiful."

"But the system is still what my heart desires most."

"When my strength gradually increased to the peak of demigods, I knew that this was my limit."

"Because all the gods in this world are full, and they will not allow new gods to appear."

"The best way out for me in the future is to enter the kingdom of the Elf Goddess after spending my long life."

"Or, I can try to please the Elf Goddess and eat her soft rice."

"Other than that, I don't see any way out."

"After I obtained the system, although I was ecstatic, I still maintained my sanity. After all, the last owner of the system had been beheaded by me myself."

"I did not rush to bind, but tried to use my profound knowledge and strong spiritual power to analyze the essence of the system."

"I don't want to be fooled into death and end up with the same fate as the Demon Lord."

"On the way back, I have been analyzing the essence of this thing called the 'World-Destroying Villain System'."

"I gradually discovered that it didn't seem as complicated and mysterious as I imagined."

"In my previous life, there was an old saying. There are fifty great avenues and forty-nine heavenly origins. One of them escapes. And the one that escapes is the secret of heaven."

"When a world is about to come to an end, this escaped one will emerge."

"Integrate with the children of this world and find new vitality for this world."

"It will guide the children of the plane to do things that are beneficial to this world, such as saving the world or invading other worlds."

"After that, it will consume its own original power and give rewards to the children of the plane. This is the task and strengthening."

"And after some tasks are completed, the world will also give the children of the plane some feedback benefits."

"These benefits will be accepted by the system, and then use these benefits as a fulcrum to leverage the rules of the world by consuming its own origin."

"This will achieve an effect similar to the 'wishing spell', and this is the lottery!"

"But all actions require consuming the source of the system. This has limits. The limits vary depending on the size of the world."

"And the 'world-destroying villain system' has reached its limit. The son of the plane, who had high hopes in the world, also failed in the Anglia continent."

"The current system is just struggling to survive. My 500 years of learning have not been in vain."

"In terms of knowledge, I am the best in the world."

"Unlike the Demon World, which is coming to an end, the Anglia Continent is a brand new world."

"There are no children of the plane, only the gods that fill the sky."

“I thought the system was a help in times of need, but unexpectedly it was the icing on the cake.”

"After analyzing the essence of the system, I am already thinking about what posture I will use with the Elf Goddess in the future."

"As a result, I died on that stormy night."

"After being hit by that divine arrow, the soul will be annihilated directly. Not to mention going to the Kingdom of God, there will be no chance of reincarnation."

"So when I saw that magic arrow, I decisively sold the system!"

"This escape is really powerful. It can actually make me come back to life under the arrow of the Elf Goddess!"

"But the consequence is that now I don't even dare to open the system interface often, for fear that it will 'pop' and disappear!"