I, Konoha Yellow Flash!

"Today is our first gathering. Let's all introduce our hobbies." Jiraiya stood on the rooftop and applauded, looking at the two women and one man in front of him.

"Let me give you a sample first. I am the white-haired boy Toad Sage who is invincible in the whole world regardless of east, west or north. I am a handsome man who can shut up even a crying child. I am Jiraiya-sensei." Laiya jumped on one foot and performed a classic scene in the original work.

"Any hobbies?" Jiraiya suddenly thought of Tsunade.

"The dream is!" Jiraiya thought of Tsunade again, and the smile on his face became even more obscene.

"Children can't know!" Jiraiya put away the containment and raised his arms.

Konan looked at Jiraiya's appearance and couldn't help but laugh: "I finally met the lustful immortal." He thought to himself: "When the dragon returns to the sea, if the sea doesn't welcome me Jiraiya, I will definitely make up for my regrets."

"What a lustful sage, it's Toad sage, Konan." Jiraiya said slowly and eloquently.

"Yes, yes, lustful immortal."

"Ah ah, it's Toad Immortal."

"Lustful Immortal!" This time it was Kushina who said it.

Because she lived with Tsunade, every time Tsunade had nothing to do, she would take Kushina to Jiraiya for a drink.

And every time he found Jiraiya, it was always near the bathhouse.

Kushina found that the term "lecherous sennin" fit the voyeuristic Jiraiya very well, so she shouted after him.

"My name is Xiaonan. What are my hobbies and dreams? I won't tell you." Xiaonan said proudly.

Kakashi: What you said are all my words.

"My name is Uzumaki Kushina, my hobby is cooking, and my dream is to become the first female Hokage of Konoha Village." Kushina stood up and said with excitement.

"My name is Namikaze Minato, and my hobbies are." After saying that, he looked at Konan and Kushina.

"The dream is." After saying that, he looked at Konan and Uzumaki Kushina, and suddenly showed the same expression as Jiraiya just now.

"Baga." x2

Two fists hit Minato's head at the same time.

Jiraiya suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and looked at Minato who had just been beaten in front of him with an expression that said, "I wish you were lucky."

"Hey, how can young people be so greedy, unlike me, really." Jiraiya said with a smile.

"Okay, next, we have to take a test. Do you see the bell in my hand?" Jiraiya held two bells in his hand.

Minato and Konan looked at each other and noticed what the other was thinking. They nodded and turned to see Kushina with a confused look on her face.

"You have to use all your strength to grab these two bells. If you don't grab them, you will have to go back to the ninja school for the last year."

"Yes." x3

Watergate thought about it.

"Well, let's deal with him like this."

"Shadow Clone Technique."

"The art of the harem!"

Suddenly, 10 scantily clad Tsunade appeared in front of Jiraiya: "Jiraiya-sama!" with a coquettish look.

Minato watched as Jiraiya took the bell as if he had paused time.

"Die!!!" Jiraiya reacted and his nose started to bleed instantly.

"You have passed, don't stop the water gate."

"Ah ah, is this heaven?" Jiraiya fell down happily.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was observing the exam through the telescope technique, also had a lot of nosebleeds.

"Disgraceful."

After saying that, he closed the crystal ball, but when he thought of the scene just now, the nosebleed that had just stopped flowed out again.

"Jiraiya, Namikaze Minato!!!" Tsunade, who came to watch Kushina's exam, looked at the scene in front of her and became furious.

"Strange power." x2

Kushina couldn't bear to see this scene and covered her eyes with her hands.

"Lustful Sennin, Minato." Kushina opened a little gap between her fingers and looked at the two people lying motionless on the ground in front of her.

"Oh, nodie." Xiaonan sighed upon seeing this.

Konoha Hospital

"Jiraiya-sama has 6 broken ribs. The child dodged in time and only received a little scratch." Doctor Kojiro reported to Tsunade.

"Namikaze Minato, haha, good job."

Tsunade narrowed her eyes and looked at Minato who was lying on the hospital bed pretending to be injured.

"Tsunade-nee, please be noble and let me go. I just want to graduate for the exam." Minato Namikaze lay on the bed and cried bitterly.

"Haha, kid, you're pretty good at imitating her. You must have peeked into the bathhouse." Tsunade was gearing up as if she was about to strike with a kick in the air in the next second.

"I..." Namikaze Minato was about to explain.

"Tsunade-sama, the Prime Minister has summoned you urgently." An ANBU came to inform anxiously.

Another Anbu who was poisoned by the romance of the Three Kingdoms.

"Is there something big going to happen in such a hurry?" Tsunade suppressed the doubts in her heart and turned away.

"Kid, I'll settle the score with you when I come back!"

"Hoo ho ho, old man Hokage, you are a good man, thank you, thank you. For the sake of saving me this time, I will pay more taxes on my entertainment empire."

Minato patted his chest, looking like he had narrowly escaped death.

"Minato are you okay?"

Xiaonan walked to the bedside with flowers.

"It's okay. Judging from the anxious look on that ANBU just now, and counting the time, it might be Sansho Hanzo who declares war, which means..." Minato said.

"The Second Ninja War is coming?" Konan added.

"Well, I'm going to exercise. Time waits for no one." Minato walked out of bed.

"Ah."

Xiaonan doesn't like fighting or killing, so in the past six months he has only learned the ability to protect himself on the battlefield.

After all, she is a girl from the 21st century and cannot treat human life as trivial.

Originally, Xiaonan was going to work with Yahiko Nagato, and he would be responsible for coming up with the ideas, while the two of them would be responsible for starting the group in front.

But only when you come to Konoha can you open the novice gift pack. After coming to Konoha, you meet Minato, who is also a time traveler, and you and Minato will always have endless topics to talk about.

The current Minato is definitely not inferior to the Minato of the same age in the original time and space with this Shining Fruit, so Xiaonan places her hope of making up for her regrets on Minato.