In the next four generations of Naruto Orochimaru

But if you look back and think about it carefully, this kind of thing is really something this strange father and son can do.Of course, only this father and son pair can perform such a bizarre operation.

Others don't exercise as crazy as they usually do to consume energy.

After all, in the eyes of the father and son, women are not half as fun as dumbbells. Instead of doing that kind of thing when you have excess energy, it is better to put on weights and do more exercises.

In fact, it is the father and son of the Matt family who have the greatest demand for this kind of medicine. If Orochimaru had not strictly controlled the amount sold to them, these two idiots would have stayed up all night and continued to process the medicine. practice.

Orochimaru still remembers the advertisements these two weirdos prepared for him. They feel that this kind of thing will definitely sell well if it is used as a training potion. They even want to promote it as spokespersons!

Because they thought they could sell their green leather training clothes as a bundled product...

The most outrageous thing is that after they discussed and decided that this plan was feasible, they also asked someone to write an advertisement before they came to Orochimaru.

The specific advertising words are as follows:

What should I do if I feel sleepy during training?

Come and have a bottle of Orochi Brand Shenbao to refresh your mind!

What should I do if I’m tired from training?

Take two bottles of Orochimaru brand Shenbao and you won’t feel tired!

What should I do if I feel almost exhausted from training?

Take three bottles of Orochimaru brand kidney treasure and live forever!

Carefully developed by the Fourth Hokage Orochimaru, highly recommended by Konoha Beast!

Oh yeah~

When he thought of this magical advertising slogan, Orochimaru seemed to vaguely see the scene of two green watermelon heads giving him thumbs up and showing shining teeth when they came to him for sales.

The ones with the greatest demand for potions were the Matt family and his son, followed by Watergate.

As a shadow-level powerhouse, physical skills are naturally not his shortcoming.

But he couldn't beat Kushina in a fight.

Because Kushina's last name is Uzumaki!

The whirlpool with the human body of a fairy...

And he is also a Uzumaki who often learns from experienced players like Tsunade!

In fact, according to Minato, he was actually able to withstand Kushina during a fight, until Kushina learned the Yin Seal, and then learned some improper uses of the Yin Seal from Tsunade.

Now that even Kushina had failed from Tsunade, Namikaze Minato felt that he had to make some preparations.

So he found Orochimaru, who had sufficient combat elites to deal with the female ninja who had mastered the Yin Seal.

and……

He heard about Sarutobi Shinnosuke. It was passed from Lake Biwa to Kushina and then to him.

Orochimaru naturally took out the remaining potion after selling it to Sarutobi Shinnosuke and gave it to Minato.

Then there was the incident where Kakashi and Gai went to Minato's house as guests, and Gai accidentally drank the potion.

And after that...

The two idiots and his son from the Matt family would often promote this miracle drug that they considered to be an auxiliary training aid after training!

According to them, the benefits of this thing for practicing physical skills are simply incredible.

Orochimaru didn't know how he could have such an additional effect if he was just thinking of making an aphrodisiac.

He's tried it himself...

Of course, I didn't use it when fighting Tsunade, but I actually used it to practice Taijutsu.

The final conclusion is that whether it is a serious taijutsu or a taijutsu specifically used to fight female ninjas, this thing can play a big role.

Most other people have no way to buy this thing. The only ones who have a way to find Orochimaru are the patriarchs of big families.

It’s not that no one is trying to buy from these knowledgeable people, but how can they sell it if the production is not enough for themselves?

What's more, they didn't dare to act as agents without Orochimaru's consent. What's more... if they sell this kind of thing, do they still need their reputation?

And the two green-skinned watermelon heads of the Matt family received just enough medicine for their training, so how could they sell it?

If Kakashi didn't agree to have a few duels with Metkai, he wouldn't be willing to give this to Kakashi!

……

……

"Speaking of Orochimaru, the two little bastards at home will go to ninja school tomorrow. Let me see them off then!"

After Tsunade and Orochimaru got dressed, the former picked up the Hokage robe from the shelf and put it on him, stroking a stray hair from his forehead and asked.

"Go ahead, have you forgotten that every time the new students of the Ninja School start school, as Hokage, I have to give a speech."

Orochimaru smiled faintly and used the Flying Thunder God to move to the Hokage Building.

Shikaku Nara has already prepared a manuscript based on the framework he wrote, and he needs to memorize it quickly.

……

A month later.

When Orochimaru was still figuring out how to design the energy circuit of the mecha in the Hokage's office, the watch on his wrist suddenly vibrated.

Seeing the message from Sarutobi Hiruzen who was in the Ninja School, Orochimaru shrank and threw all the pile of documents on his desk to Nara Shikaku next to him, and then quickly used Flying Thunder God to transfer to Ninja In the school's infirmary.

Orochimaru appeared silently in an instant.

"Ok?"

After all, Sarutobi Hiruzen was the top figure in the ninja world back then. As soon as Orochimaru appeared, he was the only one in the entire infirmary who noticed him.

"Orochimaru, Yu and Qotao suddenly fainted in the actual combat class and have been unconscious since they were sent here. The resident medical ninja at the ninja school cannot judge their current physical condition. Except for you, I have notified the medical staff It’s time for the Ministry and Tsunade.”

Orochimaru frowned and walked forward to inspect it carefully.

The two children were lying on the bed in the medical room. Their faces were unusually flushed, their breathing was rapid, and there was a white wet wipe on their foreheads.

Outside the window, several little carrot heads appeared slowly, some with yellow hair, some fat, and some with long pink hair.

"Are Yu and Qiong and the others okay?"

Akimichi Choji secretly asked Shikamaru next to him while chewing potato chips quietly.

"Since the Third Generation has already invited the Fourth Generation, there will probably be no problem."

Although Shikamaru is smart, he cannot judge what happened due to lack of experience. He just has the same mentality as all Konoha ninjas - that is, their fourth generation Hokage Orochimaru is omnipotent, no matter whether it is heaven or earth. Land, or research and development of aphrodisiacs.

"Asshole, Zuosuke, you squeezed me!"

"Fool!"

"Sasuke...so handsome!"

"Wide your forehead, don't peek at my Zuosuke!"

……

The noise outside the window gradually became louder. Naruto kept yelling next to Sasuke, while Sakura and Ino were already with their foreheads on each other. They were about to fight over who could stay next to Sasuke. .