I don't have a system but I have a hammer
Chapter 989, Old Jianghu
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Two hours later, I was sweating profusely, and finally killed the last enemy, but I didn't choose to rest immediately, but sent the two alien species and the supplies collected from the alliance troops to everyone's hands Afterwards, he suddenly dived into the river, met their inconceivable gazes, and began to drink without hesitation...
Seeing my behavior like this, the crowd of onlookers suddenly exclaimed, and there was a faint sense that they couldn't bear to look directly...
"Ah! Leader, you can't drink that water..."
"Stop it, there are thousands of viruses in the river here!"
"My God, is he still human..."
"Okay, I'm beginning to believe that sentence, there is only a thin line between a genius and a lunatic..."
"Merciful Lord, please bless this crazy...this young man, he needs your guidance..."
"Ugh~ it's over, I'm going to vomit, you know I saw a rotten fish in the river this morning..."
"Wow~ He is so different even when he drinks water!"
"... "
Seeing the reaction of the onlookers on the bank was so strong, I curled my lips helplessly. I could only get up from the river and return to the bank. …
"Next, I want you to do two things!"
The sudden pause in the tone caused everyone's eyes to freeze, and I stretched out a finger with a serious expression...
"First, rest in place. During this period, you can play cards, listen to music, play games, and even have sex, but you must not leave the area under your feet, and you must carry out activities when you can see each other..."
Seeing that I didn't seem to be joking, everyone hesitated for a moment, then nodded to express their understanding. Only one white girl raised her hand generously...
"Crazy...Mr. Seven, I want to ask, if I want to go to the bathroom halfway, but I have to get out of the crowd..."
I raised my hand to stop her words, and after thinking for a moment, I set my sights on the other women...
"If this really happens, then all the ladies can help cover it up together. If you help her cover it up today, she will help you cover it up tomorrow. In this way, everyone's excretion problem will be solved, right?"
The women nodded in agreement, but a new problem came to the man...
"Mr. Seven, may I ask what is the purpose of doing this? Now that the antidote has been found, and the transport planes of Huaxia and Pretty Country can still fly, why don't you send us back, why do you want to stay here..."
I lit a cigarette, pointed at the depths of the jungle behind everyone, and let out a long puff of smoke...
"Because there is still a group of people in the no man's land. Although I don't know if they are dead or alive, I decided to go and see. As for why you didn't let you go back, to be honest, of course I won't stay if you want to go, just ..."
During the pause in speech, I glanced at the sun that was about to set behind me, and my eyes became a little playful...
"The nearest peace zone is in the beautiful country. If you are not afraid of the alliance's ambush, you can go back on your own. I don't care about it..."
Hearing this, the man's expression changed, and he immediately stopped talking. I smiled when I saw this, and slowed down my tone...
"There are a total of 83 areas in the entire tropical rainforest that are planned as uninhabited areas. I just calculated that if all inspections are completed, it will take about [-] hours. If people can be found during this period, the time can be shortened. In other words In other words, everyone only needs to stay here for a day..."
With a certain amount of time, the original complex expressions on everyone's faces seemed to ease a little. I thought no one would ask any more questions, but I didn't expect the white scholar to suddenly raise his hand like a primary school student listening to a lecture...
Seeing that I nodded in agreement, he politely stood up and bowed to me, then gave an impolite suggestion...
"Mr. No. [-], we have no objection to you going to save people, but why restrict our personal freedom, so that if the enemy appears, we will all be together, doesn't it mean that we will die together? So...I have a proposal..."
During the pause in his speech, he glanced at the others, as if he was looking for someone who could second him. When he found two soldiers smoking, his eyes lit up...
"My proposal is very simple. Divide the people into two teams. One team is all men, and the other team is women and soldiers. In this way, first, the enemy will not be able to wipe out our entire army at once. Second, the two Each team has a relatively average self-protection ability. Third, the problem of going to the toilet has been solved. If someone in the women's team wants to pee, the soldiers only need to turn their heads away, which is convenient and simple..."
When everyone heard it, they immediately felt that it made sense, and even the ladies present nodded their heads in agreement...
"I think this proposal is very good!"
"I think so too..."
"It's very convenient to go to the toilet..."
"I agree!"
Seeing so many people cheering, the white scholar suddenly became angry, but he didn't pay attention to the seriousness on the faces of the soldiers, and the sneering old Jianghu...
In the end, he stifled the cigarette in his mouth with his foot, and met the doubtful eyes of the crowd, walked up to the white scholar, and stretched out his right hand with a smile...
"Hi, I want to thank you…"
Although the white scholar was a little confused, he still smiled politely and held his hand...
"This is what I should...ah!!"
There was a cracking sound, coming from the white scholar's hand bone that had just been broken, followed by his sweaty begging for mercy...
"Let me go~ahah~ let me go~"
The smile on Lao Jianghu's face deepened, and he completely ignored his painful begging for mercy, picked him up like a chicken, and slapped him twice, and then kicked him on the ground. In front of the people who are still at a loss...
"I can see that you are very smart, but please don't take us all as idiots. There are 52 women on one side and [-] men on the other. If the guy in the exoskeleton is still alive, which side will he choose first? Do it?"
Putting down a word coldly, he ignored the people who suddenly realized, and sat down again in the position just now, as if what happened just now had nothing to do with him...
The worst thing is the white scholar. After being revealed the secret, he has completely become the target of public criticism. Not only did no one pay attention to his screams, but he came to stay away from him in disgust...
And I, who was expressionless the whole time, just glanced meaningfully at the little octopus on the head of Lao Jianghu, then turned my head and smiled at everyone...
"Okay, now that the first thing is fine, let me talk about the second thing..."
Two hours later, I was sweating profusely, and finally killed the last enemy, but I didn't choose to rest immediately, but sent the two alien species and the supplies collected from the alliance troops to everyone's hands Afterwards, he suddenly dived into the river, met their inconceivable gazes, and began to drink without hesitation...
Seeing my behavior like this, the crowd of onlookers suddenly exclaimed, and there was a faint sense that they couldn't bear to look directly...
"Ah! Leader, you can't drink that water..."
"Stop it, there are thousands of viruses in the river here!"
"My God, is he still human..."
"Okay, I'm beginning to believe that sentence, there is only a thin line between a genius and a lunatic..."
"Merciful Lord, please bless this crazy...this young man, he needs your guidance..."
"Ugh~ it's over, I'm going to vomit, you know I saw a rotten fish in the river this morning..."
"Wow~ He is so different even when he drinks water!"
"... "
Seeing the reaction of the onlookers on the bank was so strong, I curled my lips helplessly. I could only get up from the river and return to the bank. …
"Next, I want you to do two things!"
The sudden pause in the tone caused everyone's eyes to freeze, and I stretched out a finger with a serious expression...
"First, rest in place. During this period, you can play cards, listen to music, play games, and even have sex, but you must not leave the area under your feet, and you must carry out activities when you can see each other..."
Seeing that I didn't seem to be joking, everyone hesitated for a moment, then nodded to express their understanding. Only one white girl raised her hand generously...
"Crazy...Mr. Seven, I want to ask, if I want to go to the bathroom halfway, but I have to get out of the crowd..."
I raised my hand to stop her words, and after thinking for a moment, I set my sights on the other women...
"If this really happens, then all the ladies can help cover it up together. If you help her cover it up today, she will help you cover it up tomorrow. In this way, everyone's excretion problem will be solved, right?"
The women nodded in agreement, but a new problem came to the man...
"Mr. Seven, may I ask what is the purpose of doing this? Now that the antidote has been found, and the transport planes of Huaxia and Pretty Country can still fly, why don't you send us back, why do you want to stay here..."
I lit a cigarette, pointed at the depths of the jungle behind everyone, and let out a long puff of smoke...
"Because there is still a group of people in the no man's land. Although I don't know if they are dead or alive, I decided to go and see. As for why you didn't let you go back, to be honest, of course I won't stay if you want to go, just ..."
During the pause in speech, I glanced at the sun that was about to set behind me, and my eyes became a little playful...
"The nearest peace zone is in the beautiful country. If you are not afraid of the alliance's ambush, you can go back on your own. I don't care about it..."
Hearing this, the man's expression changed, and he immediately stopped talking. I smiled when I saw this, and slowed down my tone...
"There are a total of 83 areas in the entire tropical rainforest that are planned as uninhabited areas. I just calculated that if all inspections are completed, it will take about [-] hours. If people can be found during this period, the time can be shortened. In other words In other words, everyone only needs to stay here for a day..."
With a certain amount of time, the original complex expressions on everyone's faces seemed to ease a little. I thought no one would ask any more questions, but I didn't expect the white scholar to suddenly raise his hand like a primary school student listening to a lecture...
Seeing that I nodded in agreement, he politely stood up and bowed to me, then gave an impolite suggestion...
"Mr. No. [-], we have no objection to you going to save people, but why restrict our personal freedom, so that if the enemy appears, we will all be together, doesn't it mean that we will die together? So...I have a proposal..."
During the pause in his speech, he glanced at the others, as if he was looking for someone who could second him. When he found two soldiers smoking, his eyes lit up...
"My proposal is very simple. Divide the people into two teams. One team is all men, and the other team is women and soldiers. In this way, first, the enemy will not be able to wipe out our entire army at once. Second, the two Each team has a relatively average self-protection ability. Third, the problem of going to the toilet has been solved. If someone in the women's team wants to pee, the soldiers only need to turn their heads away, which is convenient and simple..."
When everyone heard it, they immediately felt that it made sense, and even the ladies present nodded their heads in agreement...
"I think this proposal is very good!"
"I think so too..."
"It's very convenient to go to the toilet..."
"I agree!"
Seeing so many people cheering, the white scholar suddenly became angry, but he didn't pay attention to the seriousness on the faces of the soldiers, and the sneering old Jianghu...
In the end, he stifled the cigarette in his mouth with his foot, and met the doubtful eyes of the crowd, walked up to the white scholar, and stretched out his right hand with a smile...
"Hi, I want to thank you…"
Although the white scholar was a little confused, he still smiled politely and held his hand...
"This is what I should...ah!!"
There was a cracking sound, coming from the white scholar's hand bone that had just been broken, followed by his sweaty begging for mercy...
"Let me go~ahah~ let me go~"
The smile on Lao Jianghu's face deepened, and he completely ignored his painful begging for mercy, picked him up like a chicken, and slapped him twice, and then kicked him on the ground. In front of the people who are still at a loss...
"I can see that you are very smart, but please don't take us all as idiots. There are 52 women on one side and [-] men on the other. If the guy in the exoskeleton is still alive, which side will he choose first? Do it?"
Putting down a word coldly, he ignored the people who suddenly realized, and sat down again in the position just now, as if what happened just now had nothing to do with him...
The worst thing is the white scholar. After being revealed the secret, he has completely become the target of public criticism. Not only did no one pay attention to his screams, but he came to stay away from him in disgust...
And I, who was expressionless the whole time, just glanced meaningfully at the little octopus on the head of Lao Jianghu, then turned my head and smiled at everyone...
"Okay, now that the first thing is fine, let me talk about the second thing..."
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