I don't have a system but I have a hammer

And the reason why I know so much insider information...

It's because I've been in the gambler circle about competitive games, so I know a lot about it. The story behind this woman is almost the same as that of all down-and-out champions. It can be said that you can know the whole picture at a glance...

then…

It may be the beard stubble that has not been treated for a long time on my face, or the dilapidated street mix and match on my body. Anyway, with my downcast and melancholy temperament, coupled with the side face bathed in the morning sun, as soon as I entered the Internet cafe, I immediately fell asleep. It aroused her good impression that seemed to be shining in front of her eyes...

"Hey, can you take a look, this is the land I just finished mopping!"

Maybe it's because she's been coming and going for so many years, and she's used to seeing homeless people, so she showed me a very friendly kindness, and even offered to provide me with a place to live...

"Hey, let me say yes first. Go online on the first floor. If you want to sleep, you have to wait until night. Only the second floor can sleep. Also, if your feet are smelly, don't take off your shoes. Don't disturb my guests!"

I will naturally respond to other people's kindness to me, so after I signed up as a member, she not only praised my unique masculinity, but even warmly invited me to the VIP box...

"My God, what kind of smell do you have? How long has it been since you took a shower? Go, go, stay away from me, and go upstairs to the box to surf the Internet, or I won't be able to do business in a while!"

Even when I left the front desk, she kindly reminded me to be careful of the harm caused by hand, foot and mouth disease...

"I've seen a lot of people like you, don't say I didn't remind you, keep your hands and feet clean, or I'll let you go around!"

I smiled back the whole way, then ordered a bowl of instant noodles, and slowly walked up to the second floor with my heavy and tired body...

Maybe it was because I didn't sleep all night, I fell asleep before I turned it on...

...

Hmm... I remember, I was woken up by the snoring next door. I looked out the window at that time, and it seemed that it was already night...

The bowl of soaked batter in front of me, which has not even left any residual temperature, slightly awakened my memory...

I went to deal with the surging urge to urinate, then went downstairs to restart the machine, the beautiful lady was gone, and the front desk was a fat guy with a greasy head, sucking something in his mouth...

"Dude, turn on the phone for me..."

He glanced at me slightly, then took my ID card, activated the information, and just as I turned my head to go online, a familiar voice came from the center of the hall...

"Did you see, there must be someone hiding behind the box at this location, you have to go through point A, there is only one sniper there, don't worry, I won't lie to you!"

Then...

"My God, are you an idiot? There's obviously someone in the attic here? You can't see me, can you? Nonsense, is this consciousness? What are you playing without consciousness?"

then…

"Ah, ah, that's not how sniping is played. Look at that box, see if you see it, shoot there, yes, see if you see it, let me tell you there are people there!"

Is this really consciousness... I, who was not fully awake, suddenly widened my eyes, as if I realized something!

Hmm... The time the system appeared on Earth may be much earlier than I thought, so besides those young geniuses, it is also possible for the older generation to obtain the system!

But... I'm not sure. If it's the system I just got, how can I explain her previous impressive achievements?

But if this woman has obtained the system before, then according to her performance just now, her ability should be able to have perspective in the game. If so, then when she is the coach, the team will not be able to lose consecutively...

Besides, this woman doesn't look like a bad luck...

Wait, losing streak?

This gave me a flash of inspiration immediately. Is it possible that the unlucky person does not necessarily refer to a person's life, but also may have suffered some kind of major blow, such as consecutive fiascos in his coaching career...

Then...

"Haha, the proprietress is amazing. She is indeed the assistant coach of the CG club. Oh yes, with your ten-game losing streak last year, the club hasn't been relegated yet? Haha!"

"Shut your stinky mouth and wait and see. This year's National League, our club will definitely stand out!"

Sure enough, what this woman got was not a sniper system, nor an online game master system, nor a game perspective system, but the damn "champion coach system"!

What I thought at the time...well...how should I describe it...I made up a jingle...you can try it with music.

Probably something like this...

The fatigue of the body is swept away,

The coagulated blood surged up again,

heavy limbs light as the wind

The beating of the heart is like the ringing of a bell

Killing eyes are like tigers and dragons

Stiff fingers trembling slightly

Detailed plan bred in mind

The moon is shining like a hook tonight

The network administrator next to me scolded me dumbfounded

"Hey, hello...do you still need this ID card, crazy, don't you understand what I'm saying?"

Well, the above is all the activities in my heart at that time. Later, I took back my ID card and went upstairs directly, and started to prepare a new plan. Internet cafes are the most inappropriate places to commit crimes. The reason is very simple... Too bad luck too much!

It is undeniable that most of the people here are low-level people who are eating and waiting to die, but similarly, there are also many down-and-out people who have fallen into a trough here... such as me now.

After experiencing the Xiaopang incident, I no longer dare to take chances, so I have to think of another crime location...

On the third day after that, I was very lucky to successfully apply for a job as a cleaner at a place called Datong Bathing Center opposite.

To my surprise, the salary of the cleaners is still paid on a daily basis, 50 yuan a day, including a meal in the evening. Of course, the most important thing is that you can always pay attention to the movement of the Internet cafe opposite!

Under my observation for nearly two weeks, I have compiled some daily information about beautiful ladies.

Single, but have a lot of old friends, most of them are young people in their early twenties...

Hobbies, apart from finding someone to drink, play games, and eat supper, there are no hobbies.

Track, Internet cafe, club, home, three points and one line.

Relatives and friends, there is an old father who comes to deliver food to her when it is time to eat, but she hardly eats much.

Work and rest, a typical night owl. When I saw her that day, she didn't sleep all night, and she had a lot of nightlife. She went home in the morning, went to the club in the afternoon, and went to the Internet cafe in the evening.

Also, she should have just obtained the system not long ago, because their club had just lost a game two weeks ago, but recently, the momentum has been the same for a while. With almost a complete victory, it refreshed the stereotype of their club in the game circle.