I don't have a system but I have a hammer
Chapter 756, Matching Matching Matching... Kind
……
Three silly hours passed...
I wrap up today's session...
During the period, I shared all the priest's cloning plan and the solution to him from the root cause. While enjoying their horror and shock, I used my eyes to flirt with the Mongolian woman far away...
Of course, I am love and beauty, she is beating and scolding...
But it's not important, the important thing is, I'm looking forward to what kind of method she will use to breed with wild dogs...
I am going out?Or does she come in?
I'm on?Or is she on...?
Of course, I can quite understand her appearance, after all, from the official perspective, this is the only woman who has been with me and hasn't hiccuped yet...
So using her to talk is one of the tricks of the person in charge...
Similarly, I made such a reasonable breeding request after careful consideration...
It is to open the black box later, and to make a foreshadowing of "If it is one of our own, aren't these things all from our China?"!
The more astonishing and frightening the bargaining chips I hold in my hand, the more the higher ups will feel my importance. The role of the Mongolian woman is naturally self-evident...
I have even imagined what kind of tasks the person in charge will give her for the documents in the black box...
"Xiao Meng, it's up to you to win No. [-]. Don't have any psychological burden. Remember, you are not doing this for yourself, but for the country! For thousands of people! So the country will definitely do its best Support yours!"
Hehe, the Mongolian girl must never have imagined that as a proud girl of heaven, she would marry a handicapped man, let alone breed him...
Haha, I can't even think of a name...
just call...
"Potatoes, I cut a big piece for you today, you must like it, come, take it..."
"Hey, good, thanks!"
Forget it, let's talk about today's harvest...
Originating from the curiosity of the person in charge, I exchanged three documents for what I wanted...
First, the protection of old bones!
Yes, I don't know where the old bone will die in the end, but as he is now helpless, has no family and is still unable to take care of himself, I am really worried that the Huaxia official will care about his life...
So before he wakes up, basic medical security and life care, I think it is still necessary...
Second, protect the tall and thin man!
That's right, I asked the person in charge to equip him with two bodyguards, as well as financial support within the scope of work...
The former is for safety considerations. After all, the more famous a lawyer is, the easier it is to provoke enemies. Although most of these cases occur abroad, there is never a shortage of characters such as righteous men and hot-blooded heroes in China...
So I was quite afraid that one day he would be knocked over with a hammer while walking on the road...
Such cases are not uncommon in China...
And with the official bodyguards, this is equivalent to having an entry and exit permit from the government, making it easier to do everything. This is the only thing I can do for him in the birdcage...
Needless to say about the latter, his old leather shoes full of fatherly love are really shabby and make people scratch their toes. How about a lawyer...
Even if he is just a trainee lawyer...
Third, a tablet!
In fact, after looking at the birdcage and the surrounding protective facilities, the person in charge no longer worried about whether I would contact the outside world, because it was useless...
Two kilometers around is no man's land, and it's a no-fly zone, covered with landmines, and two kilometers away is a military area, so what if the old housekeeper brings people here?
Apart from sending equipment to Huaxia, it is useless...
But again, tablets have usage limitations...
Because there is no charging port in the birdcage, the tablet can only be charged by No. [-], but the number of charging times is not unlimited, after all, people also find it troublesome...
So in the end, after my hard work, I changed to using the tablet every other day. If the battery runs out during use, I can help charge it at any time...
Although it's a little troublesome, but fortunately I can know what's going on outside, and I don't want to lose touch with society as soon as I go out...
As a human being, even if you are in your forties, you still need to stay young, otherwise you will not understand anything, and you will make people laugh when you go out, okay...
Of course, after the visitors left one by one, I started my hard and simple prison life again...
training, eating, sleeping...
I have found the former, or created a running posture that suits me best...
That's right, run sideways!
Turn the whole person sideways, and then lie on the ground with the left half of the body facing up and the right half of the body facing down...
This is the starting position...
When running, push forward with one leg, and eject your body backward. When you land, use your elbow to support the ground, and at the same time, use your fist to slap the ground, and then push forward with one leg again, repeating the cycle...
In this way, this kind of hands and feet can be used together, and the running posture is extremely fast...
Although this method of running backwards is more anti-human, and the running posture is indeed very ugly, but it is extremely practical in terms of speed and emergency stop...
Because the head is placed at an angle of [-] degrees to the left, I can see the front with my right eye, and I can also see the air units with the peripheral vision of my left eye...
Once you find the enemy, you can lie still at the first time and make an emergency stop and lie down. If you encounter an obstacle, you can just roll over, and use your knees and forearms to control the turn. It is simply the best running posture for a disabled agent...
It’s just that the training was quite painful. In order not to damage the cotton-padded clothes, I trained shirtless. In order to challenge the difficulty, I even put a layer of oil on the floor to train my balance ability during the process of walking...
Except for training, just sleep...
Sleeping was still as lively as ever. Number nine seemed determined to fight against me, even if number four persuaded me, there was no improvement...
In fact, I already guessed his purpose...
In addition to Liwei at the beginning, more, it should be to forcibly change my work and rest routine, let me sleep during the day and exercise at night...
The purpose, of course, needless to say...
Because most of the things, including visitor visits, daily reports, and three meals are provided during the day, so I have less sleep time...
Besides, everyone knows that prisoners like to escape at night...
It's a pity, he forced him to be strong, and he was stronger than anyone else!
So facing the disco scene every night, I have gradually changed from a nervous breakdown and arrhythmia to a habit and numbness...
With the quilt covering his head, he was still sound asleep!
Nobody can stop me from sleeping! !
Excluding these two points, I live a relatively comfortable life in other aspects...
So as time went on, I slowly got used to it...
And this boring and boring life was finally broken by an afro with extremely serious eyes after a month...
But the first thing he said was...
"The Red Sun Kingdom has fallen again!"
Three silly hours passed...
I wrap up today's session...
During the period, I shared all the priest's cloning plan and the solution to him from the root cause. While enjoying their horror and shock, I used my eyes to flirt with the Mongolian woman far away...
Of course, I am love and beauty, she is beating and scolding...
But it's not important, the important thing is, I'm looking forward to what kind of method she will use to breed with wild dogs...
I am going out?Or does she come in?
I'm on?Or is she on...?
Of course, I can quite understand her appearance, after all, from the official perspective, this is the only woman who has been with me and hasn't hiccuped yet...
So using her to talk is one of the tricks of the person in charge...
Similarly, I made such a reasonable breeding request after careful consideration...
It is to open the black box later, and to make a foreshadowing of "If it is one of our own, aren't these things all from our China?"!
The more astonishing and frightening the bargaining chips I hold in my hand, the more the higher ups will feel my importance. The role of the Mongolian woman is naturally self-evident...
I have even imagined what kind of tasks the person in charge will give her for the documents in the black box...
"Xiao Meng, it's up to you to win No. [-]. Don't have any psychological burden. Remember, you are not doing this for yourself, but for the country! For thousands of people! So the country will definitely do its best Support yours!"
Hehe, the Mongolian girl must never have imagined that as a proud girl of heaven, she would marry a handicapped man, let alone breed him...
Haha, I can't even think of a name...
just call...
"Potatoes, I cut a big piece for you today, you must like it, come, take it..."
"Hey, good, thanks!"
Forget it, let's talk about today's harvest...
Originating from the curiosity of the person in charge, I exchanged three documents for what I wanted...
First, the protection of old bones!
Yes, I don't know where the old bone will die in the end, but as he is now helpless, has no family and is still unable to take care of himself, I am really worried that the Huaxia official will care about his life...
So before he wakes up, basic medical security and life care, I think it is still necessary...
Second, protect the tall and thin man!
That's right, I asked the person in charge to equip him with two bodyguards, as well as financial support within the scope of work...
The former is for safety considerations. After all, the more famous a lawyer is, the easier it is to provoke enemies. Although most of these cases occur abroad, there is never a shortage of characters such as righteous men and hot-blooded heroes in China...
So I was quite afraid that one day he would be knocked over with a hammer while walking on the road...
Such cases are not uncommon in China...
And with the official bodyguards, this is equivalent to having an entry and exit permit from the government, making it easier to do everything. This is the only thing I can do for him in the birdcage...
Needless to say about the latter, his old leather shoes full of fatherly love are really shabby and make people scratch their toes. How about a lawyer...
Even if he is just a trainee lawyer...
Third, a tablet!
In fact, after looking at the birdcage and the surrounding protective facilities, the person in charge no longer worried about whether I would contact the outside world, because it was useless...
Two kilometers around is no man's land, and it's a no-fly zone, covered with landmines, and two kilometers away is a military area, so what if the old housekeeper brings people here?
Apart from sending equipment to Huaxia, it is useless...
But again, tablets have usage limitations...
Because there is no charging port in the birdcage, the tablet can only be charged by No. [-], but the number of charging times is not unlimited, after all, people also find it troublesome...
So in the end, after my hard work, I changed to using the tablet every other day. If the battery runs out during use, I can help charge it at any time...
Although it's a little troublesome, but fortunately I can know what's going on outside, and I don't want to lose touch with society as soon as I go out...
As a human being, even if you are in your forties, you still need to stay young, otherwise you will not understand anything, and you will make people laugh when you go out, okay...
Of course, after the visitors left one by one, I started my hard and simple prison life again...
training, eating, sleeping...
I have found the former, or created a running posture that suits me best...
That's right, run sideways!
Turn the whole person sideways, and then lie on the ground with the left half of the body facing up and the right half of the body facing down...
This is the starting position...
When running, push forward with one leg, and eject your body backward. When you land, use your elbow to support the ground, and at the same time, use your fist to slap the ground, and then push forward with one leg again, repeating the cycle...
In this way, this kind of hands and feet can be used together, and the running posture is extremely fast...
Although this method of running backwards is more anti-human, and the running posture is indeed very ugly, but it is extremely practical in terms of speed and emergency stop...
Because the head is placed at an angle of [-] degrees to the left, I can see the front with my right eye, and I can also see the air units with the peripheral vision of my left eye...
Once you find the enemy, you can lie still at the first time and make an emergency stop and lie down. If you encounter an obstacle, you can just roll over, and use your knees and forearms to control the turn. It is simply the best running posture for a disabled agent...
It’s just that the training was quite painful. In order not to damage the cotton-padded clothes, I trained shirtless. In order to challenge the difficulty, I even put a layer of oil on the floor to train my balance ability during the process of walking...
Except for training, just sleep...
Sleeping was still as lively as ever. Number nine seemed determined to fight against me, even if number four persuaded me, there was no improvement...
In fact, I already guessed his purpose...
In addition to Liwei at the beginning, more, it should be to forcibly change my work and rest routine, let me sleep during the day and exercise at night...
The purpose, of course, needless to say...
Because most of the things, including visitor visits, daily reports, and three meals are provided during the day, so I have less sleep time...
Besides, everyone knows that prisoners like to escape at night...
It's a pity, he forced him to be strong, and he was stronger than anyone else!
So facing the disco scene every night, I have gradually changed from a nervous breakdown and arrhythmia to a habit and numbness...
With the quilt covering his head, he was still sound asleep!
Nobody can stop me from sleeping! !
Excluding these two points, I live a relatively comfortable life in other aspects...
So as time went on, I slowly got used to it...
And this boring and boring life was finally broken by an afro with extremely serious eyes after a month...
But the first thing he said was...
"The Red Sun Kingdom has fallen again!"
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