I don't have a system but I have a hammer

The heavy rain came and went quickly, just like the three pale-faced people in the distance, they were rushing towards the toilet, and the clanging energy handcuffs on their bodies couldn't help but make people feel uncomfortable. I squint...

tall, middle, short...

At first glance, it really looks like a 4G signal...

Fortunately, they didn't notice my existence, and they rushed straight into the toilet without even a single pause, followed by a deafening burst of firecrackers...

"Damn it, what happened to this cafeteria, why did the three of us pull it together..."

crackling~

"Either the things have expired, or the ingredients have not been cleaned, alas, what a pain..."

crackling~

"Hey, let me tell you, this contracted canteen is just unreliable. The problem of cutting corners and materials has been corrected. Now there is a problem with the ingredients. This has to be reported to the leader..."

crackling~

"Okay, let's get to work quickly after we're done. The curfew is almost over, and the lunatics haven't been found. The leader will definitely scold us for being lazy..."

crackling~

"You can't blame us, it's the cafeteria's problem..."

crackling~

"The leader doesn't care about this, well, you guys pull it first, I'm done pulling it, damn it, it stinks..."

"Hey, leave me a cigarette~"

Accompanied by the yelling in the toilet, a big man with a cigarette dangling from his mouth came out with a pale face while clutching his stomach, muttering for a while...

"Oh, I have diarrhea, it's really unpleasant..."

Listening to the movement next door, I secretly breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that I was indeed overly nervous. These three people just ate bad food, and they didn't follow them all the way...

In the same way, normal people would never go sightseeing behind the toilet when they have nothing to do, so as long as I keep still and make no noise, there is a high probability that I will be able to...

"Fuck, why did the water show up?"

The exclamation in the toilet made the tall man smile...

"Haha, I just discovered it. I guess the cover of the outer water tank is leaking. In addition to the heavy rain tonight, the water overflowed into the toilet..."

The little man let out a depressed cry...

"Brother, why didn't you say it earlier, the shit is almost all over my feet, please help me to take a look..."

The tall man curled his lips in disgust...

"Look at you, hurry up and pull it out..."

Seeing that the water was overflowing, the middle-aged man wiped his butt in a sloppy manner, and ran out as soon as he lifted his pants...

"Then you pull it first, I'm going out..."

Only then did the little man react...

"Don't, don't go... Fuck, my feet!"

I thought it was just a small episode, but I don’t know if it’s a professional habit, or a whim, or just looking for trouble, the big guy actually came towards me after chatting with the little guy about shit and fart...

Oh shit!

step, step, step

As the footsteps approached, the depression in my eyes deepened...

It's not because I can't escape, and it's not because I'm afraid of being found out, it's all because the guy in the toilet would rather keep shitting like a horse than come out and avoid this mountain of urine and shit...

This leads to...

"Damn it, it's almost winter, where are the mosquitoes?"

The effect of the anesthesia injection was very good, not only made the little dwarf ecstatic, but also fell headlong into the paradise of dung beetles, the golden mountain of excrement workers, the blessed land of wild dogs, and the defense line of shame...

But before he escaped from the shit, he passed out completely and became a member of the cesspit...

"Fuck, what's wrong with you!"

Taking advantage of the attention of the tall man, I hid behind the toilet without even showing half of my glans, so I immediately flicked the flying claws, stunned the tall man who was about to see me at the corner, and controlled the drone again. Towards the middle-aged man who hadn't reacted yet, it was an anesthetic injection mixed with a little warmth!

But his reaction was beyond my expectation, he subconsciously shrunk his collar, barely blocking the injection...

"Damn it, madman!"

The tall man didn't hesitate at all, and drew out his pistol in the next second. While aiming at the corner of the toilet, he took out the communicator and prepared to call for backup...

"Come out, put your head in your hands, I see you!!"

However, before he turned on the communicator, he suddenly saw the human face reflected on the screen, and the flying claws that were ejected from the sky. The next second, he was shot unconscious...

Call ~

The battle was over in just a few seconds, which made me slightly relieved, and then I glanced at the short man in the toilet. When I found that his entire upper body was buried in the cesspit, my eyes were fixed, and I shook it without thinking. Flicking claws, tugging at his feet and dragging him out of the shit soup...

Oh shit!Dying in a shithole is too suffocating...

.........

Tun Tun Tun ~ hiccup!

In fact, I could see all of this at the time...

Alas, it's a pity...

.........

It took me a minute to check the airway of the short man, and after confirming that it was not blocked by any strange things, I laughed at myself...

I almost thought I had to do artificial respiration...

After thinking for a moment, I gave each of the three anesthesia injections, tied them behind the toilet, and covered them with sundries. After confirming that there was nothing wrong, I prepared to leave...

But at this time, I suddenly saw a hole in the corner of the wall, and then I realized that the reason why those sundries are piled up here is to block the hole and prevent water from entering...

So the water flooding the golden mountain just now was completely caused by me moving the sundries, which made me secretly scold myself a few more words, it is really too careless!

"Oh, I'm sorry for you..."

Insincerely hypocritical, I put on a mask and hood, put on a tall military uniform, and took away their lighting equipment, and finally put on the cloth shoes I bought before, and pulled the suitcase and headed towards the small town rush to...

Yes, in criminal investigation methods, it can be said that it is the most basic course to find criminals by comparing and tracking footprints...

So it is not uncommon to use high heels, flat shoes, ill-fitting shoes, etc. to divert the attention of the police...

Similarly, although the rain will erase most of my footprints, I really dare not take it lightly in the face of the so-called detective system. In addition, the prosthesis is stained with feces and fart, so I urgently need to find a place to wash my body to prevent the official Police dogs will be dispatched to find people...

But unfortunately, since there is still more than half an hour before the end of the curfew time, the streets are full of patrols with lighting equipment, which makes me extremely depressed...

That's right, even if I dress like, look like, and have the same type of lighting equipment in my hand, it is still difficult to cross the search line that is blocked...

Because there are three of them in each group, and I only have one, plus a half-person-high suitcase, it is simply a diamond in the latrine, as eye-catching as fireworks in the dark...

In desperation, I became ruthless and chose a small fish pond, put on a mouthpiece, and stayed in the pond for two hours before coming out...

Yes, I stayed an extra hour and a half...

It's not because I like small fish scurrying around me, the main reason is that after five o'clock, the breakfast stall opens, so among the special investigators, there must be someone staying for breakfast...

Similarly, psychologically speaking, fugitives at this time are the easiest to relax...

Therefore, while the special investigators are eating breakfast, they will definitely pay attention to the people and things around them. When encountering people with similar body shapes or appearances, they will always take a second look and confirm that they are not fugitives before eating with peace of mind...