I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Everyone looked at each other, with a little hesitation in their eyes, as if they couldn't make a decision...

"My friend, can I ask what you are doing in here?"

Seeing that the guy in charge returned this tone to the diplomat, I knew it in my heart, and then I smiled...

"I forgot something in the car, go in and get it..."

The leading man looked me up and down and frowned...

"Brother, don't talk about other things, the cars here are all named, I don't remember there being someone like you..."

I smiled meaningfully...

"It's true that I rarely come here, but that doesn't mean I don't have my car, does it?"

Seeing that I didn't mean to be joking, the lead man only hesitated for a moment, then nodded slightly...

"Okay, then you come with me..."

Facing everyone's slightly curious gazes, I walked straight with the lead man at a slightly relaxed pace, and soon passed through layers of security and entered the underground garage...

As soon as I entered, I felt a warm atmosphere from the underground world...

Rows of trendy and fluorescent sports cars of various colors, coquettish girls wearing velvet but showing slender legs in cold weather, young talents who are competing with each other and wearing famous brands, and the professional racing track under the garage...

All of the above have gathered into the noisy and lively scene in the huge garage, which seems to be in sharp contrast with the quiet city above, and draws an amazing work that can only be seen when it is near night and deep underground...

It's called... "Underground City"

What interrupted the drawing in my mind was the tentative and joking words of the lead man...

"Come on, can you tell me which car you are?"

The other people who followed me out of curiosity stood behind me one by one with the mentality of watching the show, and seemed to be looking forward to which car I was talking about...

"I also want to see..."

"Hey, can the car of the head of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs be worse?"

"Uncle, you are talking..."

Seeing that the atmosphere has been enhanced to this point, I can only smile awkwardly, and then walk to the car group, looking left and right for the unowned mount...

Damn, why is there someone in every car...

Cursing my lips, I gave a not-so-confident squeak to the crowd behind me who were looking forward to it...

"Wait a minute, I'll take a look..."

A joke for the first man...

"Don't worry, take your time..."

Immediately, the topic changed, and his eyes became colder...

"But if you don't see it, then I'm sorry, we can only ask you out..."

This kid seems to have a good background, but he doesn't know if he will be called "father Zhang Erhe" when he is beaten?

Ignoring his threatening words, I lighted a cigarette calmly, looked around again at the cool sports cars around me, and when I saw the lonely cargo tricycle parked in the corner, my eyes flashed Brighten up...

Sorry~ I almost didn't see you just now...

The corner of my mouth curled up, and I raised my hand to point behind the crowd...

"Here, that's the..."

Everyone looked in the direction of my finger, and their teasing eyes immediately turned dull, as if they saw that the stripper was their own brother who had never been married...

"What am I..."

"Cooperating with this guy's car...is it an electric tricycle?"

"That car... seems to belong to the water delivery master?"

Even the leading man on the side was dumbfounded, and subconsciously murmured...

"Is this... a car?"

But he reacted very quickly, he came back to his senses in the next second, and turned around to spray dung on me, but in front of him...

Empty?

"Brother, he ran away!"

"Fuck, what about playing with us?"

"Get him out..."

That's right, just now, taking advantage of their turning back, I pulled the suitcase and rushed to the distant power distribution room...

If the time is not urgent, I can indeed buy another car to pretend to be aggressive, but now it has been 10 minutes, and the priest should bring people over soon, so this forced...

It doesn't matter if you don't pretend!

step, step, step

Of course, it is easy not to pretend to be aggressive, but it is obviously not that simple to get rid of the pursuit of the crowd behind you...

"Damn it, stop him!"

"You idiot, don't run!"

"Dare to cause trouble on our territory, I don't want to live anymore!"

Hearing the scolding of the people behind me, and the onlookers rushing towards me on both sides, I took out a small bottle of vitamin C from the keel backpack without thinking, and faced the passers-by around me, it was a pure natural and pollution-free yellow liquid spray…

"Taste the piss my uncle prepared for you!"

The effect of this trick is simply...immediate!

In just a split second, the faces of the people around them changed drastically, and they retreated back in panic, as if they had seen a naked male dancer dancing ballet, booing while circling...

That's right, when a person sees an unknown person who is spraying unknown liquid everywhere, his instinctive reaction is to dodge and retreat, not to mention whether the unknown liquid is...

Pale yellow!

Seeing the pursuers scattered in all directions, the leader man suddenly became angry. He only glanced at the bottle in my hand, and then yelled angrily...

"Why are you so stupid, it's just..."

However, before his words fell, his eyes immediately froze into ice, because he not only saw me who had taken off my pants to reveal the golden cudgel, but also heard me running fiercely with my pants up and my buttocks up without looking back. Spicy words...

"Damn it, chase after me? It's real to chase me again!"

This "take off your pants and fart" immediately frightened everyone so that their facial features were distorted, and their hearts were frightened...

The man stood still, his eyes were embarrassed, and he was at a loss...

The woman's cheeks were flushed, her hands were covering her face, her eyes were dodging...

Tong Tong's eyes were shining, his face was lewd, and he was amazed...

Seeing that the group of demons retreated and the front was unimpeded, the speed of my feet suddenly increased to a higher level, and the hand holding the trousers couldn't help but clenched a bit...

"Brother, what is that guy doing in the power distribution room?"

Hearing the movement in the headset, I suddenly laughed wildly...

"What are you doing? Dad said there was no light, so there was no light!"

I rushed into the power distribution room in a high-spirited manner, and without even thinking about it, a round of air bombs spewed out, directly cutting off the power supply of the underground garage...

bang~ bang~ bang~

Accompanied by several buzzing sounds, the lights in the entire garage suddenly went dark, followed by everyone's screams of panic, and the anger of the leader...

"Asshole, he broke the electrical box!"

"Call the police, call the police!"

"Report to Nima, I am the son of a policeman!"

"Then you go up and catch him..."

"I...I'm afraid of getting dirty..."

"Fuck me, my hard-working game was ruined before it started? Catch him for me, and whoever catches me will reward me with 1 yuan!"

I could tell that they were very angry, but I was very calm in my heart. I picked up my pants casually, threw a smoke bomb into the power distribution room, and ran to the safe passage...

"Damn, turn on the flashlight for me!"