I don't have a system but I have a hammer

But the reply on the other end caught me off guard...

"Cough cough~ What's on the seventh or eighth~cough cough~Cough phone calls in the middle of the night~cough cough~"

Glancing at the communicator number, I pouted...

Shit, wrong number...

I said "Sorry" casually, and I hung up the communication amidst the man's surprised voice of "Huh? You can't be the wanted criminal, are you?", and then re-entered the communication channel...

"Doo~ Hello, Crooked Nanhai Office..."

"Help me pick up Mr. Chief..."

"you are?"

I thought about it for a moment, and replied with some uncertainty...

"Manicurist..."

"Okay, wait a moment, I will transfer you now..."

I narrowed my eyes slightly...

It seems that the identity of the Mongolian woman is indeed not simple. The operator didn't even pause, and was willing to help me pick up the chief executive. Could it be that the manicurist is some kind of code?

That's right, this is the number of the manicurist that the Mongolian woman gave me when I was in the space station...

I thought it was just the contact information of a manicurist, so with the idea that "she might be the host of the system", I saved the number in the address book of the anti-tracking software...

As a result, the hacking software automatically showed where the number belonged, as well as the closest contact line for that number…

Affiliation: Zhongnanhai!

The most recent contact line: all military regions!

That's when I realized that the number...

Unusual!

So I have always regarded it as a service hotline of the military region. When I need it, I will use it...

And just now, the operator who answered the phone turned out to be Zhong Nanhai's office, which gave me a very bold idea...

Now that the calls have been made to Heaven, why not just talk to Jade Emperor and his old man?

Besides, I'm also looking forward to what the Jade Emperor's reaction will be when he sees Monkey King...

"Du~~ Hello, I am the Secretary-General, and now the Chief is next to you, you can start talking..."

I know that when the Jade Emperor is sleeping, if there is an important call, it is usually answered by the secretary-general, and the deputy secretary-general informs the interpreter that the communication can only be submitted after the leader confirms that he can answer the call. And there are two recorders taking notes, in case of omissions...

So listening to the meaning of the other end, I did call the Jade Emperor, and he also agreed...

Then, should I be more arrogant?

"Hi, I'm number seven!"

quiet!

The deathly stillness, even the faint breathing and writing sounds just now seemed to freeze at this moment...

But it made me have an embarrassing feeling of having an affair with the hostess, but accidentally ran into the hostess and the hostess of the neighbor’s house, and had an affair with the hostess of the neighbor’s house together...

Well, I was quite afraid that he would just hang up the communication...

After thinking for a moment, I turned on the radio and listened carefully to the movement on the other end, wanting to see their reaction...

But there are only the sound of falling pens, the sound of rapid breathing, and the rustling of clothes...

After a brief silence, a calm and slightly old deep male voice sounded slowly...

"Well, you said..."

This indifferent tone made me stunned, but soon I sorted out the words...

"I need help from the state, I know myself..."

"Get to the point..."

This sudden and majestic interruption made me breathless...

Slightly calming down, I spoke softly...

"The list of all the spies of the Qiren Gang lurking in the upper echelons of Huaxia, exchange for a shot from the Wuzhi Squadron! The list, the location to be attacked, the precautions, and the deployment of the opponent, I have sorted out these four things and sent them to this communication channel. You can check the authenticity first..."

The other end fell silent again, this time not even breathing, but I know why...

Because the microphone on the other end has been temporarily turned off, it is probably discussing with the people around, or checking the authenticity of what I said and the document...

I was very patient, except for occasionally looking at the navigation and time, I didn't rush to urge me, and I didn't say anything to disturb...

1 minutes, 2 minutes, 3 minutes...

A short and long dance of silence...

What ended up being…

"understood…"

Didn't say agree, didn't say refuse, just three words...

understood!

The implication is, look at my mood!

Cursing my lips, I replied "Thank you" without any pain, and I was about to hang up the communication...

Unexpectedly, after I said "thank you", there was a faint sigh of emotion from the other end...

"No, the country owes you one..."

Before he finished speaking, I hung up the communication directly. At the same time, I glanced at Yutian County on the navigation, and then at the map of the headquarters of the Strange People Gang. I stepped on the accelerator a little deeper...

It seems that the old Jade Emperor knows something, but because of various aspects, he can't completely intervene...

That's right, another way of saying big things are not small is that in order to keep the shit hole, you can give up a little shit!

But hearing the tone of the Jade Emperor just now, I reckon he is willing to help me with this. As for whether he has a system...

Hey, we'll meet someday, don't we know?

I want to ask if he is controlled by the Stranger Gang?Then look back and see if the Wuzhi Squadron made a move, don't you know?

Withdrawing my thoughts, I glanced at the nearby supermarket, got out of the car and bought a pack of cigarettes on the side of the road, then continued to smoke on my way, and at the same time connected to the old man’s communication channel...

"Hello? Haha! Brat, is the power of the blasting tungsten bomb okay? That's the latest good thing I've researched, what kind of bastards, all of them will be shot down!"

That's right, the old man's first sentence made me frown, and then I realized that the reason why the cannon used by the fat man is so powerful is because the bullets are specially made...

I threw away the cigarette butt and sneered...

"It's so powerful, I was almost shot in the head by him!"

The old man's laughter stopped abruptly, and the tone of his voice was unbelievable as if "are you joking"...

"Hey? Aren't you good friends?"

I sigh slightly...

"Friends are friends, but some things cannot be prevaricated by friendship alone. At that time, I didn't let him stay and help, and asked you to take them away. Part of the reason was because I was afraid of the current situation. I guess that guy wanted revenge. , I’m afraid I’ve become possessed, alas…”

The old man was completely dumbfounded...

"No matter how bad it is, I can't shoot you..."

Then he taunted again as if thinking of something...

"Hey, look at what kind of friends you make. The friend who will shoot yourself is just me. This will help you..."

Suddenly the topic changed...

"Damn it, then my sniper equipment... Fuck, it's a big loss, it's a big loss, No. [-], this must be blamed on you, after all, it's your friend, if you don't take responsibility, we can't justify it... "

I didn't know that he was changing the subject, so I curled my lips and went straight to the point...