I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Although the target person is only in his teens, it may be because he has been in contact with social figures relatively early. His mind is quite mature. As soon as we met, he greeted me very kindly, and then took out a cake...

"Uncle administrator, I heard that you are celebrating your birthday today. Xiaopang said that you usually only have one person, so I brought a few friends over to cheer you up. Hey, this is the cake we bought for you together." !"

Polite, sensible, maybe it's because of the system, this guy's way of speaking is quite like an adult!

"Haha, thank you. Uncle is so touched. You are still young, so you can't drink alcohol, but I have prepared drinks and snacks for you. You must have fun today!"

I smiled at everyone, and pretended to be moved all the year round when I received a blessing from a stranger on my birthday...

The superb acting skills immediately resonated with the other people. They looked at each other and became enthusiastic towards me immediately.

Hmm... Later, they sang popular songs and chatted enthusiastically with me, while the target person drank the "chemical drink" I specially prepared for him...

During this period, the little fat man saw that the relationship between me and the squad leader was so warm, and the darkness in his eyes flashed...

Of course I caught it, but I don't care...

It is worth mentioning that what I administered was not Mongolian perspiration medicine, but tannic acid, uh...it is tannic acid, it is non-toxic, and the other party is a systematic person, and the behavior of poisoning is easy to be discovered...

This has been learned from the haunted house owner!

Then why is it non-toxic and colorless tannic acid...

"Students, uncle has prepared big lobsters for you, come and eat together!"

That's right, tannic acid itself is non-toxic, but after adding lobster, symptoms such as diarrhea, nausea, and headaches will appear!

And the first thing that appeared happened to be diarrhea!

Remember the crime scene I just said?That's right, in the men's room, where I need to deal with the target!

But because the taste of tannic acid is astringent, so I don't take a lot of doses. The only disadvantage is that it may take a long time for the reaction to appear, but I... am very patient!

"Uncle, I've been on fire recently, and I can't eat lobster!"

The words of the target person made my face stagnate slightly. I don't know if it's his own thoughts or the system's words to remind me. In short, this kind of ups and downs in the plot development must be inseparable from my bad luck!

"It's okay, it's okay to eat less, it's normal for young people to be angry, just drink more herbal tea..."

Can you imagine my inner thoughts at that time, yes, I am very upset that you didn't even take a bite of the laxative I carefully prepared for you?Then why did I call you here?

But even so, I still put on an enthusiastic look, and then took two cans of herbal tea with medicine, because I had a hunch that this guy couldn't eat much even if he ate it, and he could only trigger symptoms through a large amount of tannic acid up!

"Uncle, thank you for your kindness, I really don't..."

Before that guy finished speaking, the moral swords of the accomplices almost pierced him with bruises...

"Squad leader, uncle administrator is also kind..."

"Yes, yes, we can't finish eating so many lobsters..."

"It's okay to eat a little, and we have herbal tea..."

"... "

I can see the slight hesitation in this guy's eyes, maybe it's because he's too young to show his face, or he thinks it's okay to eat a lobster, or maybe the slight disappointment on my face played a role, in short...

"Oh...it smells so good!"

Immediately, I also showed a very moved expression, and helped him clip a few more enthusiastically...

Then the episode was that the little fat man was bullied by his classmates again...

"Little Fatty, you are still eating so much..."

"Haha, look at you, you are like a pig, you eat more than anyone else..."

"What shall we eat after you finish eating!"

"... "

I felt a little indignant in my heart, but for the sake of the overall situation, I didn't ask to help, but just patted him on the shoulder to show comfort.

The loss in the little fat man's eyes became even worse...

Finally, the chemical reaction I've been waiting for is like Galen in the grass, here he is...

"I... I'm going to the bathroom!"

"I'll go as well…"

I greeted everyone with a smile, then followed the target person and entered the toilet closest to the box!

Well...to my surprise, that happened to be the toilet in the dark alley, my first choice for crime, his burial place!

The plan I made was quite careful. There were no customers in the k hall on Monday. This guy doesn't need to go to class even if he has a system. The fruit thorns in the toilet tank are also slightly emitting a cold glow...

The target person hurriedly ran into the bathroom, and played with his mobile phone while enjoying himself, completely unaware that the scythe of death was already on his neck...

After taking out the fruit thorns, I slowly locked the door of the bathroom, and then with a little force on my feet, I jumped directly onto the toilet tank, and then, with the accompaniment of the target person, I jumped into his toilet...

Before this guy could react, I had already covered his mouth, and then aimed at his heart and stabbed in...

It felt amazing... kind of like... how should I say it... poking a hornet's nest?

Don't think I'm messing with metaphors, because he did spit out a lot of stuff from the end of his body under extreme fear... Uh... it's disgusting...

Hmm... The reason why I didn't choose to cut my throat is because the blood will spurt randomly, and it will be really troublesome to deal with... Compared to the gushing blood, I would rather deal with the spouting sweet potato porridge...

"Woo~oo~oo"

As if a wild dog whose tongue had been cut off was begging for mercy, the sound he made made people feel extremely sad... But I will not soften my heart... Since he can still squeak... I turned the handle of the knife fiercely...

Then, facing the stench, I pulled his body out, quickly put it into the body bag I prepared at the beginning, then put a layer of sack on it, and finally threw it out of the window!

With two bangs, the sack fell directly from the second floor into the dark alley, and then I quickly cleaned up the scene. There was not much blood. It took me two or three minutes to clean it up, and then mop all the sweet potato porridge Punch it out!

Hmm...I'm disgusted too, but in order to cover up the smell of blood, I have to make that shit stick...

It seems very cumbersome, but in fact the whole process did not even take 5 minutes. After finishing everything, I slowly opened the toilet door that had been knocked several times...

"My God, it's disgusting, why are you pulling it all over the place!"

The guy who knocked on the door in a hurry to urinate just now scolded me as soon as he entered the toilet, I just looked at him with a smile...