I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Seeing that I was in a daze, Aunt Gao smiled and patted me on the shoulder, opened the car door, stuffed the kit in, and stuffed me with a bottle of water...

"Probably yes, this job is really too much for ordinary people, besides, it's his first time, so he's probably tired..."

While talking, the short auntie took my tool bag very enthusiastically, and put it into the compartment with a casual hand. At the same time, I got in when I was sitting, and started pouring water...

After thinking about my words for a while, I got into the co-pilot, closed the door, and after confirming that both of them were resting, I nodded meaningfully at them...

"Did the leader tell you before that I have other things to do here?"

The two were stunned for a moment, and their expressions became subtle in the next second, but they only looked at each other, and then smiled as if knowing it in their hearts...

"The leader didn't say anything, but she said let us wait for you in the car for an hour..."

"It's okay, you go, let's not ask more questions..."

But when faced with the words of the two, I smiled and shook my head...

"It's actually not a big deal, it's just that an old friend owes me a lot of money, and now he's hiding in Building B and can't come out. I'm just going to ask for some money, but I'm afraid that one hour is not enough, so I have two ideas..."

Aunt Gao didn't think too much, she just frowned, and nodded to signal me to continue, but Aunt Short's eyes flickered for a moment, as if she hesitated to speak...

But when I took out 4 yuan, the eyes of the two of them straightened immediately, not only full of enthusiasm, but also faintly with unspeakable greed...

"Actually, you should have noticed that I'm not here for work, but purely to ask for debts. Although the amount is huge, who is the biggest creditor these days? Isn't it the government?"

"Especially here, if there's a little more noise, they might be kicked out, so I can only keep it private, but as long as we meet each other, I have the confidence to get it..."

"But the time is not certain, so you can either wait until after six o'clock before leaving, or put me down first, and you go back to the company first. The 4 yuan is treated as an invitation to dinner. I want to hear What do you two mean..."

I already have a rough idea of ​​Aunt Gao's attitude. After all, she has been staring at the pile of money the whole time. Even now, her eyes are full of scorching heat that can't be hidden...

I even suspect that maybe she didn't listen to what I just said...

But Auntie Short is different. It may be because she has eaten a few years more than the former. Although her expression is equally enthusiastic, I caught the hesitation in her eyes...

Seems to be pondering the pros and cons of it, and the veracity of what I'm saying...

"It's busy..."

Unexpectedly, the first person to speak was Auntie Short, and seeing her tangled expression, it was obvious that she was unwilling to help, but before she finished speaking, Auntie Gao who made up her mind rushed to answer. Pass…

"We helped. It's only natural to pay back the debts. What happened to the government? We are still taxpayers. Besides, we have helped the government a lot in the past few years. Now we have turned our faces and denied people. disagree…"

Then he patted me on the shoulder in a righteous way...

"Auntie supports you in this matter!"

I pretended to be moved and nodded, handed over 2 yuan, and said "open and bright", and after she happily took it, I looked at Aunt Shorty with sincere eyes...

"What about you? What do you mean..."

Aunt Short looked at me with a sincere attitude, then at the red banknotes, and then at Aunt Gao who was counting the money, but finally lowered her head, still hesitating...

I was not in a hurry when I saw this, so I covered the money in Aunt Gao's hand casually, and smiled meaningfully...

"This matter, a person said, it doesn't count..."

Seeing that I covered the banknotes, Aunt Gao didn't understand what I meant. As soon as she turned her head, she started a psychological education for Aunt Short...

"People and children just want an explanation. You have lived for so many years, have you never encountered any grievances? I don't know what your mother-in-law and mother are doing. What do you want to live for a lifetime? Why don't you just want your family to be safe and enjoy the old age? ?”

"I can't guarantee the former, but the latter will be different. You said that you are so old, and you won't be able to do it in a few years. Let's not talk about enjoying the blessings, but just talking about old age..."

"No one in the company has a few minor illnesses and pains. Let me tell you, the older you get, the more illnesses the elderly will have. Whenever there is an urgent need for money, you have the heart to watch the juniors running around for you. Borrow money?"

"So, what do you rely on for this well-being and pension? It depends on money. No matter how you say it, you can't make trouble with money, can you? Yes, I know what you are worried about. You are afraid that the security guards will find out, and you will report the phone later. , I want you to take the responsibility, so, let me offer an idea..."

After a pause, Aunt Gao snatched another 2 yuan from me...

"Look, I drove this car, and now I have the 4 yuan in my hands. If something goes wrong, should I take care of it? The higher-ups blame me, whether it's fine or dismissed, Am I going to take care of it too?"

The short aunt hesitated, then nodded weakly...

Seeing this, Aunt Gao's eyes flashed with joy, and she continued to confess her heart, completely ignoring my weird expression...

"Yes, that is to say, if something goes wrong, it must have nothing to do with you. Even if the leader asks, you just say that you don't know, just say...well...just say that we discussed it behind your back, no Is it all right?"

Aunt Shorty's eyes flickered for a moment, as if she had a little bit of a heartbeat...

Aunt Gao gave me a proud look, then changed the subject and started the businessman mode...

"Okay, let's assume that you agree, then we have to talk about it now, you see, this risk is all taken by me, you have nothing to lose, right..."

"So if I get fired at that time, then I will have all the [-]. After all, it is hard to find a job now. Of course, if nothing happens later, then I will only get an extra [-]. This should be is that OK…"

What the fuck, a negotiator?

This eloquent skill made me dumbfounded, and even the short aunt beside me was dumbfounded...

But after thinking about it, it seems to be the same reason. After all, she is taking the risk, and she is responsible for the accident, so it is reasonable for her to ask for more money...

But there is one thing to say, I originally thought that Aunt Gao could help me talk, but I didn't expect her to be able to do this. It's really a shame to be a housekeeper...

As expected, after a heart-to-heart brainwashing persuasion, Aunt Short nodded heavily, apparently making up her mind...

"Okay, actually we don't disagree, it's just that seeing so much money suddenly is a bit of a psychological burden. We are old, and we will inevitably think about things when we encounter things. Don't be surprised. Okay, then do what you said. Come…"

Seeing that Aunt Short had agreed, Aunt Gao was naturally overjoyed, and stuffed 4 yuan into the kit without even thinking about it...