I don't have a system but I have a hammer

The gay man and the peacemaker sat at the entrance of the cave with their heads lowered, and inside the cave lay a dead body. The horrible wounds with teeth and claws foreshadowed the great pain the deceased had suffered during his lifetime...

"Did you fall to death? Where did you fall?"

I just glanced at the wound, and immediately understood how the Internet celebrity died, but I remember that she rarely went to the hillside. After all, she was usually responsible for cooking and fishing, and she needed to go to such a high place go?

At this time, the two captains also rushed over. As soon as they entered the cave, he was stunned, with regretful expressions in his eyes...

"Oh, what a pity..."

I ignored the captain's emotion, but inspected the female Internet celebrity's body at close range, and then looked up at the other three...

"Whoever found it, tell me what's going on!"

The three of them looked at each other in silence. After a while, seeing my face turn cold, my boyfriend bit the bullet and got up slowly...

"At the beginning, the peacemaker and I were fishing in the sea. She came over to deliver lunch to us as usual. After we finished eating, she said she wanted to go to the hillside to see the scenery... and asked me to accompany her for a stroll visit!"

I turned the body over and raised my hand to signal my boyfriend to continue.

"But there weren't many dried fish we dried before, so I didn't agree, and the peacemaker also meant the same thing, and then she left alone..."

The back of the net red girl is already bloody and bloody. Behind the tattered coat, there is a faint whiteness, and there is only a little dirt on the cloth strips...

"In the afternoon, the director came to change shifts, and I went back to the cave, but I didn't find her, so I thought she was still on the hillside, so I went to find her, after all, someone needs to make dinner..."

I looked back at the director, he nodded like a chicken pecking rice, proving that what my boyfriend said was right...

"Later, I still couldn't find her on the hillside. I was worried that something would happen to her, so I went to another hillside, and finally saw her at the foot of the hill... I was very scared at the time, so I asked the peacemaker to bring the body back..."

The director hastily interjected.

"Yes, I was there at the time, and they asked me to inform you, the matter is similar to what he said..."

The captain sighed and sat down next to the corpse, kneading his frown, as if lamenting the injustice of fate...

"Guys, it's meaningless to say so much now, let's bury her according to the traditions of your country!"

I checked for a long time, and I did not find anything abnormal. The death of the Internet celebrity girl looks like a person who has lost her footing, but...

"Why did she run to the mountains? Is she in a bad mood?"

Everyone was stunned, and the peacemaker immediately stood up when he saw this, with a slightly embarrassed expression on his face.

"Uh... I know her auntie, maybe she's not in a good mood these days, you know... Women always have those few days, we're all a bunch of big bastards, and we can't talk to her..."

This answer, to me, can only be regarded as barely passing the level, but now it seems that she did fall off a cliff by accident, then her system... either was obtained by her boyfriend, or there was no one around, so it automatically disappeared...

"In that case, everyone bury her!"

I walked out of the cave, looking at the still slightly hot afternoon sun, I felt a little complicated...

People... died like this?

The system is self-inflicted and cannot survive?

The sword of conspiracy theory slowly withdraws from the stomach...

Afterwards, everyone worked together to lift the body out, and the net red girl, illuminated by the sun, looked even more shocking than in the cave...

Maybe it was because they were afraid of seeing her face, everyone didn't turn her around, just carried her upside down...

And I looked at the wounds on the back of the net red girl, and the...

"and many more!"

Everyone was stunned when they heard the words, and looked at me suspiciously...

"Put the body down, I'll take another look!"

I didn't quite see the whole body in the dim light of the cave just now, but now I have some new discoveries...

"Did she ever go into the sea, or lie on the beach, after she went to you?"

The boyfriend recalled it carefully, then exchanged a glance with the peacemaker, then shook his head...

That's right, this just proved my guess. I squatted down slowly close to the corpse, wiped a fairly clean strip of cloth behind the corpse with my hand, and then... put it in my mouth!

Everyone was stunned, none of them knew what I was doing, the director even looked away with a disgusted face...

The captain suddenly became very angry and pushed me away!

"Bastard, you are blaspheming the dead by doing this, and you will go to hell!"

Even other people looked at me indignantly, their eyes seemed to be jumping with anger!

I smiled slightly, pretended not to care, got up slowly, then swung the fruit thorn with my left arm, and suddenly put it on my boyfriend's neck!

This action instantly scared everyone, everyone looked at my sudden posture, like a group of fools...

And just when they were at a loss, I spoke!

"First of all, the internet celebrity girl was killed!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent, each one of them opened their mouths wide open, as if a large rock had been stuffed into their mouths, their eyes were filled with shock and even a trace of panic...

"Brother, if you have something to say, let me go first, and don't say whether she was killed, then what do you mean by holding me up like this, is it possible..."

I tightened the fruit thorn in my hand and directly interrupted his sophistry!

"I'll explain why later, but if you say one more nonsense, believe me, there will be one more corpse on this island today!"

The boyfriend pretended to be helpless and raised his hand, expressing that he was obedient...and innocent...

After the panic at the beginning, everyone also came to their senses, and looked suspiciously at each other, wanting to hear what shocking remarks I could make...

"She is the only woman on the island. In addition to guarding against us men, she also needs to pay attention to her own hygiene every month. There are no aunt's towels on this island, so in order to prevent getting sick, she must not go into the sea!"

Everyone nodded, indicating that what I said was okay.

"Even, in order to prevent herself from getting sick, she almost never goes into the sea. The reason, as I just said, is that she is the only woman, the peacemaker is her fan, and the director is her... suitor!"

All eyes were on the director at once, which made him shake his hands in embarrassment. He was about to deny it, but I interrupted him.

"No need to explain. I found it strange when you specifically asked for a shift change in the afternoon. In the afternoon, the captain and I will go back to the cave. The peacemaker and this guy go out in the morning, and you have time to be alone with her all morning, don't you?" ?”

The director lowered his head resentfully and remained silent, as if acquiescing to my statement!