I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Hearing this, panic flashed in the man's eyes, and even a layer of sweat broke out on his forehead, like a duck caught by his boyfriend while visiting a duck shop...

But just when he was about to explain, the staff smiled meaningfully...

"Okay, you just need to know some things in your heart. In this way, I won't make it difficult for you. You see, it's only ten o'clock in the morning, and I don't finish registration until four o'clock in the afternoon. It should be enough for you to prepare materials for such a long time." right?"

The man breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly responded with an apologetic smile, and left in a hurry...

Interestingly, the person closest to the man, who had heard the whole conversation, hesitated for a moment, and then left the team together, as if he knew that he would definitely not be able to get a purchase certificate...

And after I saw this scene, I had no choice but to curl my lips in displeasure. I could only go to the building materials market to look for scalpers who were selling building materials in private...

Fortunately, after shopping around, there is no one who sells building materials privately. This may be related to the new policy just released, or the strict law enforcement...

After smoking a cigarette and thinking for a moment, I went back to the building materials market, found the owner of the store just now, and made a sincere request for high-priced purchases...

The available response is...

"Little brother, don't say that my brother won't help you. You are too courageous. Isn't it too blatant to do this under the nose of others? Well, let me give you a trick. This policy has just come out. Maybe some hardware store in the town, or a small store opened by the family..."

Although the boss only said half of what he said, I already understood what he meant. After thanking him, I found an empty corner, took out the communicator to open the navigation, searched for a relatively remote hardware store, and followed the instructions provided by the navigation. contact information, connected to the landline channel over there...

"Hello? Hello, are you the owner of the second hardware store?"

"Yes, I am..."

"Excuse me, do I need a purchase certificate to buy things from you?"

"Ah? Hey, isn't that a coincidence? I just happened to be applying for this certificate. It seems that we are traveling together..."

"Haha, you misunderstood me. I'm just tinkering with children's toys at home. I don't want many things, just three..."

"That can't be done, let alone three things, if it is really found out, one thing can close the store..."

"Don't be so anxious to refuse. In this way, I will offer three times the price. What do you think..."

There was a moment of silence, then suddenly smiled...

"Haha, boss, stop playing, we are law-abiding citizens, so we don't want to commit crimes..."

Damn, it was treated as a fishing law enforcement...

But I reacted very quickly, and I thought of a way in just a second...

That's right, since this guy thinks I'm a phishing law enforcement, why not use his tricks?

So I immediately gave a quick compliment...

"Okay, the law-abiding citizen said it well!"

He glanced at the address of his store again, and the name of the street office near the store, and continued to talk nonsense...

"Actually, I work in Dongxindian Sub-district. Our hardware store is closed today. You are the only one who is open around here. So I want to come here to buy something. Don't get me wrong. One yard..."

The implication in the second half of the paragraph is that I am not fishing for law enforcement, but purely for shopping...

And the other end also clearly understood what I said, but it seems that there are still some concerns...

"Then what if the boss asks for the purchase number..."

I smiled and took out the rhetoric I just made up...

"Don't worry, this policy was only issued yesterday. You can move today's account forward two days, so that you don't need a purchase code? What's more, what I want are ordinary small items, so even if you check, you must check not over your head..."

That's right, although I don't know the purpose of purchasing codes, I do understand the scope of its limitations...

Almost all of them are aimed at those who purchase in large quantities, and the boss of the building materials market is naturally aware of this, but under the eyes of others, no one wants to commit crimes for a few small money, so they rejected my request...

But this boss is completely different, after all...

Am I not pretending to be a tiger...

"Hey, that's fine, but I'm still going outside to apply for a certificate, and my wife is watching in the store, or...at noon?"

Seeing that the other side had agreed, I was overjoyed, and immediately stopped a car on the side of the road, then showed the driver the location information, motioned him to drive, and at the same time quickly called out the personnel information of the street office, and said Li is still dealing with...

"It's okay, everyone is the same, just buy three things, it's okay if you don't come..."

However, he suddenly asked...

"By the way, what's your name, let me make a note..."

Sure enough, in order to prevent someone pretending to be a public servant to buy things and repay their bills, most bosses in Beijing will ask for their name, and then they can search the official website to find out whether this person is real...

And I just called up the personnel information of the street office to prevent this...

Without much hesitation, I immediately picked a person in charge of administrative work on the list, and reported his name...

As expected, after a brief silence, the other end readily agreed...

"Okay then, I'll tell my wife..."

Seeing that he was about to hang up, I hurriedly added...

"By the way, you are sorry for your wife, if I have something to do on the road, I might ask my colleague to go shopping..."

The other end responded, and was about to hang up, but I squeaked like a shit...

"Why don't I ask my colleague to come over, he just happens to be nearby, and he can be there in 1 minute..."

The other end froze, and began to become a little impatient...

"Okay, okay, then I will tell my wife now..."

There was a flash of joy in my eyes, I immediately hung up the communication, and turned to look at the driver...

"How long is it, Master..."

"This morning rush hour, maybe..."

Seeing the driver's eyes dodging, I scanned the distance on the navigation and immediately snorted...

"Don't bully me, bully me as a foreigner, right? The morning rush hour is over. Let me tell you, this road is only two kilometers in total. If you arrive in 3 minutes, I will pay you double. Call to report!"

It seemed that I didn't expect that I would be suddenly excited, the driver swallowed his saliva immediately, and smiled a little embarrassedly...

"Hey, okay, I want to show you around and see the scenery of Beijing..."

Damn, it’s not like I’ve never been to Beijing. Looking at the scenery of Der, I guess this guy wants to hit me because he sees that I’ve been on the phone, but am I such a fool?

Including that I was so anxious, I was also afraid that the boss would hang up the phone and go to the street office to ask nonsense. After all, people who do business have too many eyes, so we have to guard against...