I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Hearing the footsteps of the young man leaving, I cursed in my heart, but I couldn't react except lying on my stomach weakly and greeting the old man's family...

Damn, what a bad start!

Yes, that equipment box contains a lot of potions, induction mines, mist bombs, spare batteries, and even my other two faces are in it...

In other words, now my consumables reserves are only left in Longhu's backpack...

Fortunately, I asked the old man to change my identity information before I came, so the young man didn't know my real identity, otherwise things would be a big deal...

However, just as I was still thinking, the toilet door suddenly opened...

Boom~

The person who came seemed to be a child of seventeen or eighteen years old, accompanied by a faint staggering sound of crutches, and the first time he saw me, he subconsciously shouted...

"Lying trough..."

Immediately, the voice changed, and he called out excitedly...

"Mom, there's a dead person here..."

Fuck you, I'm fine...

"Mom, come and see..."

look at your mother...

Just as I was scolding my mother, there was a rush of footsteps, accompanied by a burst of shouting...

"Damn child, and naughty, see if I go back... ah~"

A scream at the end of the sentence, across the quiet men's room, and opened the next interesting prelude...

"Mom, this is different from the show on TV, there is no blood..."

"Hey, let me see, no, he's still breathing..."

"Huh? No one is dead..."

"What nonsense are you talking about, please ask someone..."

"Then shall we call an ambulance?"

"No, this guy probably drank too much. If the ambulance is called, if he doesn't pay, who should we talk to?"

"Then let's go, he's not dead anyway..."

"That's no good. What if this guy is robbed by bad guys later, and the police ask us to question you? You have to go to school tomorrow, and I don't want to see your head teacher..."

"Oh~ Then call someone from the police station?"

"Oh, that's the only way to go, you look at him, I'm going out to make a call... Hey, what are you doing..."

"I'll see if he's breathing..."

"Silly boy, it's fine if you look at people's chests..."

"I'll just give it a try..."

"Okay, don't touch people, I'm going to call now, please calm down..."

Hearing the woman's leaving footsteps and the little hands groping around me, I couldn't help but curl my lips secretly...

By the way, the mother and son really don't regard me as an outsider. One has learned how to watch the crowds of grandpa and aunt at a young age, and the other doesn't want to cause trouble but feels conscience-stricken. It's really an interesting pair of mother and son...

But I can't let the woman call the police, otherwise it will be more troublesome for me, so I try to blink hard...

"Hey, shit, mom! Mom! This guy is alive!"

"What are you talking about, people are not dead..."

"No... no, look, he... he opened his eyes..."

What came into view was a teenager wearing a school uniform, eyes full of curiosity and excitement, but lost his left leg, about the age of junior high school, his face was full of greenness...

"Ah? Let me see..."

Then came a middle-aged woman wearing a denim jacket with dark skin and a troubled face. She was about forty years old, but there were already wrinkles around her eyes...

"Huh? I'm really awake..."

When she found that I did open my eyes, the woman subconsciously retracted the communicator, and asked with a little concern...

"Big brother, are you okay..."

I blinked my eyes, indicating that I was fine...

But kids have a different opinion...

"Mom, this uncle is dumb... Oops..."

The woman patted his head, then smiled at me as if sorry...

"I'm sorry, the child can't talk, so if you're okay, let's go..."

Seeing that I just blinked, but didn't respond, the woman was obviously a little strange, but since she confirmed that I was fine, she naturally didn't want to cause trouble, so she turned around and prepared to leave with the child...

"Mom, I haven't pooped yet..."

The woman paused, sighed helplessly, and then opened the door of the toilet next door...

"Go..."

The child is a little reluctant...

"Squatting in the pit..."

The woman glanced at my position indiscriminately, then urged impatiently...

"Hurry up, don't you just squat at home, pay attention to leaning on the wall, I'll wait for you outside..."

Seeing that the mother had left, the child immediately opened the toilet door and peeked at me secretly, with a little depression in his eyes, and whispered something...

"Hmph, occupying the latrine and not shitting..."

Feeling the regained consciousness of my limbs, I tried to open my mouth, and then replied unhappily...

"Don't you know what it means to respect the old and love the young..."

The boy was startled, and subconsciously took two steps back. After finally stabilizing his figure, he spoke a Chinese quintessence...

"Damn it, the mute has spoken..."

I curled my lips, moved my limbs, and after confirming that there was nothing serious, I got up and gave up the toilet...

"Don't you want to shit, shit..."

Seeing me condescendingly looking down at him, panic flashed across the little boy's eyes. After glancing at the toilet for a while, he turned his head pretending to be calm and snorted...

"Damn it, you're so scared that you can hold back your shit, stop it, enjoy yourself..."

After finishing speaking, he met my slightly fixed gaze, and limped out of the toilet...

Children these days, how can they speak dirty words?

After thinking for a moment, I turned on the constant temperature function of the combat uniform, and then quickly passed the boy to leave the toilet...

"Yo, it's quite a hurry to go..."

I ignored the ridicule behind me, but after leaving the toilet, I found the woman just now...

"Hello, can I borrow the communicator from you, I want to make a call to my family, um... five hundred fast, what do you think, don't worry, I'll just use it for a while..."

Seeing that I am not dumb, the woman was stunned for a while, but then she was stunned by the 500 yuan reward, her eyes immediately flashed a heartbeat, she hesitated for a moment, then took out the communicator and handed it over without saying a word...

"Haha, small things, small things, use whatever you want..."

After being polite, she turned her head to look at the boy who walked out of the toilet, and seeing that he didn't poop at all, her face turned black...

"Everyone has come out, you still don't go to the toilet..."