I don't have a system but I have a hammer

After a full cigarette, the old man spoke, with a bit of doubt and a bit of annoyance...

"Damn it, the leader must be talking nonsense again, otherwise how could you know about it..."

I smiled meaningfully, and then said something that made the mysterious old man's blood spurt...

"Think about it, selling me a mechanical leg for a penny may seem like a big loss, but you will get all my information in the future, isn't this a good deal?"

"We can even take advantage of this cooperation. You make money by selling my information, and I just need to leave early after receiving the news. In other words, as long as I don't die, you will have a steady stream of income..."

Ignoring the old man's slightly shortness of breath, I casually called out the reward amounts on the most wanted list in each country, and read it aloud as if reciting a speech...

"Huaxia, the total amount is 2000 to two million dollars..."

"Beautiful country, the total amount is 800 million knives..."

"Britain, the total amount is 400 million knives..."

"France, the total amount is 200 million knives..."

"Red Sun Country..."

As expected, before I finished reading, the old man impatiently grabbed the right to speak...

"Don't read it, I can understand what you mean, but I just checked the price of the information market, and the information about you is only [-] knives. This is a full set of information, and the naked information is not even [-] knives..."

After lighting a cigarette, I opened the database software in the communicator, checked it, and smiled...

"How many mercenary organizations are there in the world? How many bounty hunters? Have you calculated this?"

The old man retorted...

"Of course I know what you mean, but your reputation is too great. Unless you meet suddenly, who else will trouble you? No matter how much money you have, life is important?"

My eyes are burning, and three sentences will break life and death!

"What if someone offered a reward of [-] million knives?"

The old man suffocated...

"What if the outside world knows that the madman has a broken leg?"

The old man gasped...

"What if the outside world knows that fanatics are not capable people?"

beep~ beep~

Ok?

I glanced at the communicator suspiciously, why did this guy hang up the communication while talking?

I frowned slightly...

Am I saying the wrong thing?

drop drop drop

Glancing at the communicator that rang again, my doubts dissipated, and I pressed the answer button...

"Hey?"

"Sorry, just pressed the wrong button..."

"Well, what do you think of my thoughts?"

"Exciting..."

"What about the mechanical leg?"

"Wait, I have another question..."

"Say…"

"Who will pay for the [-] million dollars?"

"You come out..."

"I... fuck you!"

beep~

Looking at the communicator that was hung up again, I rolled my eyes, threw it on the bed, took off my clothes, walked into the toilet with a cigarette in my mouth and started to take a shower...

drop drop drop

Listening to the movement in the bedroom, I didn't have any intention to pay attention to it, and continued to take a shower...

drop drop drop

Drying my body slowly, I started to dry my hair...

drop drop drop

Putting on my underwear, I went back to the bedroom, removed the prosthetic to charge, and pressed the answer button by the way...

"Hello? Seven?"

"If you hang up the phone next time, there will be no next time..."

"Yo, you're not very young, but your tone is not small..."

"I'm too lazy to talk about this with you, what are you thinking about the [-] million dollars?"

"I can pay [-] million knives. The problem is that I have to take the lead. Considering that you are the most dangerous one, so..."

"All the money is for you!"

The appearance of these four characters has completely subverted the old man's perception of business cooperation...

"Hiss~ you...are you kidding me?"

"I never joke!"

"God, are you really the same as the rumors, a lunatic who doesn't want money, doesn't want life, and only likes to kill?"

I slowly opened the curtains and looked straight in the direction of Brazil, with a flame in my eyes that couldn't be extinguished no matter how many times I took a shower...

"Sometimes it's better to be crazy!"

It seems that this sentence is very suitable for the old man's appetite, he can't help clapping his hands and laughing...

"Papa~hahaha, I fucking like crazy people like you, haha, in fact, you should have said it earlier, otherwise I wouldn't have hung up the phone so quickly..."

Speaking of this, he seemed to have remembered something important, and asked a little defensively...

"No, do you have other conditions?"

I light my cigarette with the flame in my eye...

Huh?Why can't it light up?

"I have one condition, the trip to Brazil, no one can know, remember what I said, anyone!"

The old man was silent for a moment, and asked again...

"Then you must at least tell me what to do in Brazil, so that I can assess the risks involved, otherwise if you die in Brazil tomorrow, won't I lose a mechanical leg?"

My answer is simple...

"I promised my son that I must visit him after leaving Huaxia, but I don't want anyone to know about it. After all, my identity is too sensitive..."

The impact of this sentence is no less than that of a nuclear bomb, and it directly shattered the old man's perception of me...

"You... you fucking have a son?"

I pretended to sigh...

"Hey, in life, who doesn't have a tie?"

The old man is obviously still in great shock...

"Damn it, big news, the lunatic actually has a son?"

I frowned...

"The reason why I told you this is to express my sincerity for this cooperation, but at the same time, this is why I don't want anyone to know about my trip to Brazil. I hope you can understand..."

Yes, although the old man still couldn't believe it at this time, he knew in his heart that there was no need for me to suddenly bring up a son as an excuse, and there was no need for me to soften my posture so solemnly...

In the same way, it was the pretended deep heartfelt words I just said that made him say the following words while feeling emotional...

"Oh, I suddenly understand why you risked your life to leave Huaxia... Sure enough, even though you are an out-and-out lunatic in the eyes of the outside world, in terms of family affection, you are indeed a good father ..."

I held back my smile and sighed pretending to recall...

"Hey, who's to say no... It's just a pity that I'm often not by his side. He and I don't have a deep relationship. He can't even call his father, and he is often disobedient..."

Hearing this, the old man suddenly smiled...

"Hey, I guess you have never raised a child, let me tell you, don't try to use money to make up for father's love, it's useless at all, but it will push your relationship further and further..."

"A child like him who doesn't even call his father should be beaten, and he will talk when he hits him. What's more, you are his father. If you don't teach him to be a man, who will teach him to be a man?"

A cold light flashed in my eyes...

"Don't worry, the first thing I do when I go to Brazil is to teach him how to behave!"