I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Let's talk about what's next...

First, the mines were cleared!

This is thanks to Fatty's superb demining skills. In less than 10 minutes, he cleared all the mines at the entrance of the jungle. Of course, he also cleaned up the bodies of the border guards and alliance members...

That's right, since the two sides are now in the stage of checking and balancing each other, since the enemy dare not make the video public, naturally they will not pursue Fatty's actions...

It can be predicted that for a long time to come, Fatty will be the only talker at the border checkpoint...

So in order to ensure his safety, I not only left him a pair of source energy handcuffs, but also gave him the "Hammer and Strong Stick" that I personally adapted, and told him to practice frequently in case of accidents. need!

And from Fatty's slightly stunned weird eyes, I can see that he is obviously very happy with this big gift from me...

Second, I met the curly-haired guy...

For him who saw me again after more than two months, he was naturally very excited...

Even though I don't like this kind of sensational scene of reunion with old friends, I still pretended to have tears in my eyes and shook hands with him...

Similarly, I also learned about those two hundred children back then. To my surprise, they didn't die...

It turned out that after receiving the message from me, the curly-haired guy didn't let those two hundred children enter the Union building. Instead, he left the beautiful country with two hundred children and returned directly to Libya...

And his explanation is this...

"Damn it, those disgusting hypocrites still want to be praised by the children, God will never allow such a thing to happen..."

Interestingly, it is precisely because of his magical religious ideas that these children survived and successfully avoided the explosion of the Union Building...

Here's what he said about it...

"Hmph, I knew God would punish them a long time ago. Facts have proved that my guess is correct. It's a pity that I didn't see them go to hell with my own eyes. This will be a regret in my life!"

Similarly, because of his disappointment with the governments of various countries, the curly-haired guy finally quit his job at the United Nations and chose to work with the black-robed girl in Benghazi to establish a school for local children and become a... teacher!

Interestingly, the funder who paid for the construction of the school turned out to be the mysterious old man who invited me to Cairo as a guest!

So behind this sudden outpouring of kindness, is there an ulterior secret hidden?

In the end, it was something that made me extremely unhappy!

That's right, I have to stay in Laos for a day before I can go to Brazil, because the person who sponsored the curly-haired guy is also the mysterious old man. Without his relationship, it is simply a dream to travel [-] kilometers to Brazil!

In fact, I only reacted after seeing the red turban leader in the cabin...

And for me, he said this...

"Mr. Madman, I have to admit that my master is right. You are indeed not someone who easily bows to death, but this made me lose a month's salary..."

Of course, while the leader was joking, he also explained why he had to stay in Laos for an extra day...

On the one hand, there is the problem of aircraft...

The maximum battery life of civilian helicopters is about [-] kilometers, and military helicopters are about two to three times this data, so it is definitely impossible to go to Brazil just by helicopter...

Of course, it’s not absolute, mainly because the Atlantic Ocean and the Indian Ocean are separated in the middle, so when the time comes to fly a certain distance, you will have to find a place to refuel, and this is quite troublesome for a person like me who is favored by the goddess of fate!

What's even more unfortunate is that the curly-haired guy and his party didn't know that my destination was Brazil, which led them to come here on a normal flight...

And when they rented helicopters locally, they also asked about private jets, and the results were quite unpleasant, in other words...

There is no way to send me to Brazil!

In this regard, the plan given by the leader is as follows...

"Mr. Madman, if you really want to go to Brazil early, unless my master is willing to lend you his Boeing [-], it will only take one morning to arrive in Laos, and most importantly, it will only take you halfway to Brazil." Refueling once, and a day is enough..."

Of course, after giving me a plan that pleased me, he politely threw the plan into the safe...

"But I'm sorry... My master should have just rested at this time, so I can only wait until tomorrow... But the women in Laos are very enthusiastic, you can take this opportunity to rest for a few more days, can't you?"

In fact, I fully know that the team leader is trying to shirk. After all, there is only a five-hour time difference between Laos and Cairo, which is more than seven o'clock in the evening when converted to Cairo time...

But when I saw the girl in his arms, I understood that his evasion was nothing more than taking advantage of the opportunity he finally came out to take a few more days off...

Besides, the situation is bigger than people, so I can only silently accept his statement that he can only deceive myself...

Of course, in addition to the plane factor, there is another reason why I can't leave immediately, and that is that my calf bone needs to be amputated immediately...

Amputation surgery is naturally not a big problem that cannot be solved for the medical conditions in Laos. I can even be the chief surgeon myself...

The point is that it was a big night, and it was very difficult to find a suitable prosthetic. After all, this kind of thing is customized according to the model. It is impossible to just plug a hammer into it as a prosthetic like me...

Besides, how can this sacred power of hardware justice be controlled by ordinary people?

But everyone has made, in my opinion, less objective judgments about me sticking a hammer into my shin...

Wrinkle man said so...

"Boy, to be honest, I still can't understand your behavior, obviously you can jump over..."

That's what the curly-haired guy said...

"Oh my God, even Satan is not as crazy as you, Mr. Madman...Are you Satan?"

This is what the pilot said...

"Mr. Madman, can I take a photo with you? Don't get me wrong, I just have an uncle who is a repairman. I want to send him the photo..."

This is what the leader said...

"madman!"

Hammer brother said so...

"... "