I don't have a system but I have a hammer

When the wrinkled man heard this, he couldn't help but smirked, and there was a teasing hint of "Hey, look at you, aren't you convinced?" in that smile...

10 minutes later...

The smile on the wrinkled man's face froze, he lowered his head and smoked in silence, looking dejected like "I don't really want to talk right now"...

And I carefully observed the big fat man who got stuck in the army, and nodded secretly...

In his early thirties, he looks a bit like a celebrity from the Deyun Club. Although he is huge, he can tell that his steps are steady and his arms are waving vigorously. …

Well, that obviously took a lot of hard work...

Seeing that the fat man got out of the car with the cigarette case still in his hand, I smiled and greeted him in a gangster manner...

"Brother, which way..."

The fat man paused when he heard the words, and then realized that I was joking, he grinned involuntarily, and responded eagerly with his eyes...

"Haha, you are... Mr. Madman!"

When I said this, I could clearly feel the heat in Fatty's eyes, which made me curious...

What is written in the team leader's diary?

I politely took the cigarette in his hand, I nodded and smiled...

"Thank you for making this trip..."

"uncle…"

This uncle made me stunned...

"I haven't seen you in a few years, why have you gained so much weight?"

Hearing the wrinkled man's words, I realized that the uncle in the fat man's mouth was not me...

"Hey, don't make fun of me. After sitting in the office for a long time, it's just like this. By the way, this is not a place to talk. Let's go back and talk about it..."

While talking, the fat man smiled and looked at me again...

"Your business is everywhere in the news. It must have been hard work all the way here. I have arranged everything. Have a good meal at my place at noon, and I will send you to the scene in the evening..."

One thing to say, I am very satisfied with his arrangement, but satisfaction is satisfaction, in terms of time...

"I still hope to leave the country earlier, we won't have lunch, sorry to trouble you..."

The fat man hesitated for a moment, then explained with a look of embarrassment on his face...

"It's not that I don't want to. It's mainly because not only our border guards but also the border inspection team are there during the day. You know, although we all belong to the border guards, the nature of our work is different, so we can only feel wronged..."

I got out of the car and stretched while asking the question...

"You mean, there are two speakers here?"

Before the fat man could speak, the wrinkled man took over the conversation...

"It's not the person who is talking about it, but two units of different nature. One is responsible for checking contraband, and the other is responsible for defending the border and preventing people from violating the sovereignty of the country..."

The fat man nodded slightly, as he agreed with his statement, and at the same time added...

"Uncle is right, and since the rat disaster, the number of people entering and leaving here has not been as many as before. If you take you there during the day, it will be too easy to attract attention..."

"But it's better at night, because most of the border inspectors don't have such good physical fitness, so they only send one or two people on duty...Our border guards help with other tasks..."

I nodded to express my understanding, and patted the off-road vehicle...

"Can this car drive into the border post?"

The fat man shook his head solemnly...

"It's too risky. There are villages everywhere here. Dirt roads are not easy to walk on. If you take the main road, you are likely to be stopped by the anti-narcotics police for inspection. So just in case, you should take my car..."

Hearing this, I looked at the wrinkled man as if asking questions, and after finding that he had no objection, I smiled and nodded at the fat man...

"Okay, I'll listen to you..."

"Okay, I'll help you get things..."

...

I glanced at the jetpack and guitar bag in the backseat, and at the wrinkled man and the fat man who were chatting about homework in front of me. I took out the communicator and sent a message to the curly-haired man...

(I will leave Huaxia tonight...)

The curly-haired guy responded quickly...

(Thank goodness you are finally coming out soon, I arrived in Laos yesterday and I will be able to pick you up as soon as you come out...)

When I saw this news, I was so relieved...

(OK, get in touch when the time comes!)

An hour later, we came to Menghai County...

It was similar to what I had imagined before, backward streets, dilapidated low buildings, and... crowded crowds?

"What are they doing?"

The fat man explained my question without looking back...

"After the rat disaster, most people lost their entry and exit permits, so every morning, there are many people waiting here for the permit center to open..."

The wrinkled man smiled and took over the conversation...

"So, you shouldn't be busy usually..."

The fat man didn't answer immediately, but after honking the horn to disperse the crowd in front, he sighed slightly...

"Yeah, in fact, I wasn't very busy before, because we were not in charge of inspections, and we were mainly responsible for standing guard, but since I climbed to this position, I drink tea every day, sit in the office, and write reports..."

After that, he patted his stomach again as if mocking himself...

"Hey, if I hadn't kept up the habit of exercising, I would probably be fat now..."

Hearing this, we laughed at the same time...

And while we were laughing happily...

There was a police car stopping the road ahead for inspection...

As for the two guys standing next to the police car, the marks on their chests made my pupils shrink...

That's right, it's from the Alliance!

Oh shit!

At this moment, I realized that something was wrong. Just as I was about to activate the wrist cannon and put it on the fat man's head, I suddenly heard a low shout from him...

"Mr. Madman, you stay behind and don't move, uncle, let's deal with them..."

After finishing speaking, he put on his officer's hat, and then slowly drove forward indifferently...

And I immediately lay down under the back seat, shrinking back with a dignified expression, thinking about various unexpected situations...

The wrinkled man thought for a moment, and took out the fake inter-provincial arrest warrant from his pocket, his face slightly nervous...

"If you're lucky, the other side may not even be able to block..."

Fatty's comforting words about "luck" were just interrupted by an oncoming sergeant...

"Yeah, it's the station master..."

The voice sounded like a middle-aged man in his 40s, but from the tone of his voice, he didn't seem to take the fat man's identity too seriously...

The fat man nodded politely, pointed to the front and opened his mouth...

"Well, please move the car at the border inspection, I have something urgent on hand, and I am in a hurry to go back now..."

His response was a polite yet humorous refusal...

"Hey, station master, you're so arrogant. Didn't you see all the leaders of the alliance come over? It's so hard to meet. Why don't you bring your subordinates to pay a respect? Just a few words of courtesy? Tsk... This is a bit unreasonable... "

While speaking, the middle-aged man rolled his eyes at the wrinkled man, frowned and thought for a moment, then asked again...

"New here? Haven't seen it before..."

The fat man took the lead and smiled coldly...

"Hmph, don't think I don't know what you're up to, sorry, I don't like this, and the people in the alliance are not my boss, why should I..."

The voice has not yet fallen, and the sudden sound...

"Interesting, I remember that there is an old Chinese saying that anyone who calls is a guest. Is this how Chinese people treat guests?"