I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Glancing coldly at the shouting villagers in front of me, I couldn't help firing a cannon into the sky...

Boom~

With the abrupt end of the turmoil, I laughed...

"First, your lovely village chief and his wife are still inside, I didn't kill them at all..."

"Second, it seems that you haven't suffered enough losses before, do you still want to try my giant swing?"

"Third, my bullets are limited, only enough for forty lucky people to eat bullets for supper, who is hungry?"

While talking, I fired three more shots into the sky...

bang bang bang

Then he pretended to be annoyed and added...

"Oh, I was really careless, now there is only enough food for 37 people..."

Arrogant yet funny, humorous yet menacing, unpleasant yet intimidating...

Here's how I rate myself right now...

As for the group of villagers in front of me who are squatting or standing or retreating, their faces are terrified, and they dare not be the first birds, what are they thinking in their hearts, then I don't know...

"Let... him go!"

The voice of the sword-browed man came from behind, and the tea girl supported him, and hurriedly squeaked...

"Get out of the way, everyone, let him go..."

Hearing this, everyone's faces were immediately happy, but then they turned gloomy and slightly stepped aside, as if they were extremely displeased with my attitude just now...

I smiled and waved towards the sky. I walked through the crowd and stepped out of the wooden door with arrogant steps. I was just about to recognize the direction when I suddenly saw a tricycle parked at the door...

I was overjoyed in my heart, I turned my head and looked at the crowd behind me who hadn't dispersed yet, but were still staring at me...

"Hey... whose car is this?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what I was going to do...

Seeing no one answered, I kindly took out a thousand from my pocket and dangled it in the air...

"Whose electric car, I'll borrow it for a few hours, and the thousand will be considered rent..."

After a brief silence, an old man in his 60s stood up from the crowd. After looking around and finding that they were all his own people, he mustered up his courage and raised his hand...

"I...my..."

I smiled and stuffed the money into his hand...

"Where's the key?"

...

2 minutes later, I drove to the ancestral hall...

There was a group of people smoking in the square, but maybe because they had received the notice, they didn't try to stop them, they just stared at me with a little curiosity...

Ignoring the gazes of a few people, I looked up at the rain that was no longer pattering, and smiled slightly...

Huh~ The rain stopped, and the wind stopped, which is good news!

Stepping into the ancestral hall, I found that everyone was still asleep, so I nodded reassuringly, and waved to the few people outside the house...

"Since everyone is fine, let's help take off the black clothes on this group of people. Well... Let me count, there are six of you, one hundred each, hard work..."

While talking, I took out another 600 yuan from my pocket and placed it at the entrance of the ancestral hall, then rode on the tricycle, turned on the navigation, and rushed towards the direction of Niutou Village...

15 minutes later, I saw the Taoist flag in the mouth of the tea girl from a distance. I was about to go down to explore the road, but I squinted slightly, stopped the car, turned the hyperopia function to the maximum, and observed carefully. stand up…

With the night vision function, I can clearly see the small house behind the Dao flag...

Behind the Taoist flag swaying in the wind, there is a slightly shining window sill. In front of the door is a wet gravel road. The wooden door of the house is closed tightly, and there is a sense of indifference that refuses to welcome guests...

Looking at the constantly dancing Taoist flag, I sighed slightly and connected to the communication channel of the Taoist priest...

Surprisingly, this time it was connected...

"Hello, is it the Taoist priest?"

"Yes, you are?"

"Are you home, I have something to ask you..."

"Yes, but it's not suitable to go out tonight, can tomorrow?"

"Okay, I'll come over at six o'clock tomorrow..."

After hanging up the communication, I rubbed the sore corners of my eyes, looked at the moon above my head, my eyes sparkled with deep amusement...

Oh, it's so insidious...

I got on a tricycle and rode in the direction of Youth Village...

...

"The government has notified that the road has been opened to traffic..."

"Haha, I can finally go..."

"Oh, I thought it was a few hours, but I didn't expect to sleep in this ancestral hall all night..."

"That's to say, I guess I caught a cold yesterday, and now I'm still dizzy..."

"Me too, I wake up dizzy in the morning..."

"... "

Looking at the people talking and chatting in front of me, I couldn't help curling my lips, shrinking my neck and yawning, rubbing the corners of my eyes, and took out a cigarette...

Just as he was about to light the fire, a hand suddenly stretched out beside him, holding a lighter...

pat~

"What? Didn't sleep well last night?"

Nonsense, I guarded you all at the ancestral hall last night, if you can sleep well, there is a ghost...

Looking at the smiling uncle and the cute girl standing beside him, I sighed helplessly with two dark circles under my eyes...

"Well, my mind is dizzy..."

The uncle patted me on the shoulder, pointed at the people in front, and reminded me with a smile...

"Fortunately, it's open to traffic now, let's go..."

I pretended to touch my pocket, then patted my head...

"Oops, I forgot something in the ancestral hall..."

Added another sentence to the uncle...

"Go first, don't delay..."

Before he could speak, I left the crowd...

"Young man, be rash, girl, let's go home, I didn't sleep well last night, I will sleep in the car later..."

Hearing the faint laughter behind me, I couldn't help grinning, and came to the door of the village chief's house...

Just about to break in, he thought for a moment, and chose to knock on the door...

dong dong~

The tea girl who opened the door had a big swollen lump on her left face. When she saw me, the helplessness in her eyes flashed away, but then she put on a polite and embarrassed smile...

"Hey, isn't the road outside open? You also know the location of the Taoist priest. Is there anything else?"

I nodded slightly and opened my mouth to explain...

"You guys know my real identity, so I want to pay another 500 million yuan to the village as a hush fee. I want to talk to your husband alone about this matter. After all, the amount of transfers from ordinary people's accounts is only 50 yuan, but as the village head, he There should be an upper limit on the quota, so..."

Hearing that there were a full 500 million, surprise flashed in the tea girl's eyes, and she called out the sword-browed man without any doubt, completely forgetting what I did last night...

However, the sword-browed man coldly refused...

"Hmph, since I didn't ask the villagers to call the police, naturally I won't bother you again in the future. Forget about the money. The 50 you gave is enough. Let's leave here soon..."

Looking at his indifferent back that had already turned around, I didn't feel any annoyance, just smiled slightly, and said lightly...

"You don't want to know the real reason for your father's uprising?"