I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Without too much nonsense, I left the ancestral hall directly, entered the square, and disappeared into the crowd...

But what makes me feel uncomfortable is that there is a circle of artificial barriers around the high platform, which makes it impossible for me to approach within ten meters from the high platform...

The good news is that the fence is not too high, and it can be crossed with a little step...

After thinking about it for a moment, I found a place slightly closer to the Taoist priest and stood there. While observing the Taoist priest on the stage, I waited for the so-called practice to begin...

That's right, I can't expose myself no matter what now, otherwise the group of people in the square will swarm up, and one person's urination will be enough to kill me...

And even if I kill the Taoist now, the system may not necessarily choose me...

So the best way is to first use the source to disable the Taoist's spells, then follow up when he leaves in embarrassment, and finally solve it when he is unsuspecting and alone!

Looking at the Taoist priest who was wearing a mask and laying out several practice tools, and then glanced at the villagers who were thinking about it, I couldn't help sneering in my heart...

Playing tricks, I'm going to break a feudal superstition today for fun...

Not long after, the old man seemed to have finished pasting all the yellow talismans, and after coming out of the ancestral hall, he went straight to the high platform...

"Okay, the Taoist priest will start to practice next, please don't make loud noises, don't take videos, keep quiet..."

Seeing that everyone was silent, the old man nodded in satisfaction, lowered his body and smiled flatteringly at the Taoist priest...

"Master Dao, let's start..."

After all, he stepped back from the high platform and stood among the crowd...

The next moment, the Taoist priest who had been reciting the mantra of pure heart suddenly straightened his back, his eyes flashed with the solemnity of being called to the stage by the class teacher, and he swung the wooden sword with his right hand, pointing at the night in the southeast direction...

"Get up, all ghosts listen to my voice!"

The Taoist's voice is very dull, obviously it has been specially treated, or the voice is deliberately lowered...

And although his voice was not pleasant to hear, the movement that appeared was really not small...

Huhuhu~

Suddenly, the surrounding area was full of dark wind, like a ghost shouting...

And the sudden strong wind not only deflected the falling track of the rain, but also lifted everyone's raincoats at the same time...

I hurriedly covered my hood, and at the same time stood with my back against the wind, to prevent the hood from being blown away by the wind, and my true identity not being discovered...

"Qi, thunder strikes all evils!"

boom boom boom~

As soon as the voice fell, the sky suddenly burst into thunder and roared everywhere, and then the gust of wind that was still roaring just now dissipated into nothingness in an instant along with the lightning and thunder...

A few seconds later, all the visions in the sky disappeared, and although the scene was deadly silent, everyone was looking towards the southeast with nervous eyes, as if they were afraid of something, and seemed to be expecting something...

"Return, all the ghosts are gathered in the court!"

I was staring at the Taoist priest, but in the next second I was attracted by a change in the distance...

With the help of the night vision function, I saw a large black shadow in the southeast direction at a glance, and those messy black shadows flying all over the sky were just dead suits...

Although this scene is terrifying and frightening, as if a swarm of bats is descending, I have seen many big scenes in the past few years, so I didn't have much reaction...

But the people around me are completely different, with their mouths wide open in disbelief, their pupils constricted in panic, or their brows furrowed with serious expressions...

It's like a group of lechers rushing into a foot bath shop, only to wait in the room for the technician to be served, only to suddenly see that the technician is a woman with eight big birds...

I swept around the people with different expressions without any trace, and a strange thought came to my mind...

Could it be that they are... seeing this scene for the first time?

Before I could think about it, the group of dead men's suits were already entrenched in the sky above the square, constantly swaying their trouser legs and long sleeves, unaffected by the heavy rain at all, like a group of soldiers waiting for their mission!

Seeing this, the Taoist priest's eyes flickered with divine light, and he muttered words. He used his wooden sword to continuously dance the gorgeous sword flowers, and finally swung his sword vigorously, pointing directly at the people who were still sleeping in the ancestral hall...

"Go, choose someone to accompany you!"

Call ~

Accompanied by a whistling wind and cloud, the dead man's suit flew into the ancestral hall in a uniform order without any pause...

At the same time, the Taoist priest also put down the sword in his hand

And I don't even need to guess, they must be picking their favorite master now...

Also I know...

Time to act!

The sharpness in my eyes could no longer be hidden, and the monstrous fire in my heart suddenly burst out at this moment, I immediately tensed my legs, and was ready to rush forward, jumping over the hurdle to save people...

however…

drop~

What prevented me from performing hurdles were three small trucks that drove into the square from unknown time...

Coincidentally, it stopped in front of me, directly destroying my desire to get close to the high platform...

"Daozhang, you have worked hard...Leave the rest to us...Come on, who the hell, give away the tools in the car..."

I was very anxious when I heard the words, and I was about to go around the truck and rush towards the Taoist priest, but a person suddenly grabbed my hand...

"Don't try to be lazy, go, move the goods with me..."

Ignoring the man's words, I shook off his hand and rushed forward. At the same time, I turned my head to look at the high platform through the car window, and I happened to see the Taoist priest who was packing up...

Fuck you, still want to leave?

The viciousness in my eyes flashed past, and I immediately sent a bullet to the soles of my feet without any trace...

Bang~

In the next second, I took advantage of the moment when everyone was attracted by the gunshots, stepped on the handlebars and rolled up to the roof of the car, then jumped, and the moment I landed, I rushed towards the Taoist priest...

Thanks to years of hunting experience, I can determine the best position at a distance of ten meters with just one glance...

So I stood directly on the edge ten meters away from the Taoist priest, and at the same time pretended to be surprised to look at the bottom of the truck, and shouted...

"Damn, I thought the tire was blown..."

My not-so-exquisite acting skills should have created a seamless performance, if the hood on my head hadn't fallen off...

"Damn, I saw this guy, he came with this group of outsiders..."

"Oops, you can't let him leave here, or the village will be over, let's catch him together!"

"... "

At this time, the Taoist also came to his senses. As soon as he turned the sword flower, he was about to start casting spells, but suddenly his pupils shrank, and the sentence "Fuck me" subconsciously blurted out...

But I coldly glanced at the people who rushed towards me, and rushed towards the Taoist priest as soon as I turned my footsteps...

However, it didn't take long for the idea of ​​capturing the thief first to capture the king before he was stopped by several villagers...

"Want to run?"

Seeing the ignorance around me, with no way out, the fierce aura in my chest exploded at this moment, and I fired several shots at the sky...

da da da~

"Fuck, who the hell dares to come here?"