I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Ignoring the crazy raving in my head, I slowed down the speed of the car, looked at the approaching police ahead, and thought about the escape plan in my mind...

Squinting my eyes, I opened the guitar bag, inserted the navy knife inside under the seat, put the two tubes of medicine into the inner pocket of my clothes, and secretly threw a time bomb at the weeds outside the window, and finally opened it. Installed hacking software, switched the interface of the communicator to a normal interface...

No matter how you escape, the judgment of fate will always fall!

As if to confirm this sentence, 5 minutes later, the pickup truck was stopped by two police officers in front...

The police officer with a tired face, saw a strange look in his eyes when he saw the bandage on my face, and then he walked slowly to the car with an identification device as if nothing had happened...

"What's in the car?"

What responded to his cold tone was my warm flattering smile...

"Ha, the police officer has worked hard, it's just some common goods..."

While talking, I hurriedly got out of the car, pulled off the waterproof cloth on the cargo, and signaled him to check casually...

"Look, they are all ordinary building materials..."

The police officer flipped through the goods casually, then lowered his head and glanced at the bottom of the car, and began to recite the words without raising his head...

"Driver's license, driving license, ID card..."

I pretended to be embarrassed and took out the communicator, and called out the various ID photos inside...

"That... my wallet was stolen yesterday, can you see this photo..."

The police officer didn't say much, just glanced at the photo coldly, then picked up the identification device and nodded...

"Report the number!"

As if to prove that I am not lying, I took back the communicator and at the same time reported all the numbers quite skillfully...

The police officer entered the number into the recognizer without looking up, and while waiting for the feedback from the information database, asked...

"What did you do to your face?"

I pretended to be sad and sighed heavily...

"Forget it, my wife threw a pot of hot oil on my face..."

The police officer didn't say anything, just nodded slightly...

But when the colleague behind him heard what I said, a smile flashed in his eyes, and he interjected casually...

"You did something wrong..."

I was about to speak when I was interrupted by the police officer...

"Would you mind taking the bandage off?"

I was taken aback when I heard this, and opened my mouth as if begging...

"Officer, it's not that I don't want to, but it hurts a lot every time I change the dressing, or... next time?"

The smile on the corner of the colleague's mouth deepened...

"Slick tongue, no wonder my wife poured a pot of oil on her, I guess she was cheating on the little girl outside..."

I smiled in embarrassment, scratched my head pretending to be embarrassed, and looked like "you really hit the spot"...

After the police officer heard what I said, there was a trace of majestic coldness in his eyes...

"If you are asked to take it off, take it off. It is the duty of every citizen to cooperate with the police, don't you understand?"

When I heard this, I hurriedly nodded yes, and then grinned and took off the bandage on my face, while making a slightly artificial hissing sound...

Seeing the ridiculous appearance of my unbearable pain, my colleague couldn't help but turned his head away...

The police officer kept a straight face the whole time, and was not at all moved by my exaggerated acting skills...

And when they saw my scarred face, they both showed shock in their eyes...

"Officer, do you think this is okay?"

The shock in the colleague's eyes slowly faded away, and then with a look of unbearable flickering, he asked cautiously...

"Your wife hates you so much that she can do this..."

I raised my head to look up at the sun, pretending to be affectionate and slowly shook my head...

"You are wrong, she didn't hate it, but because of extreme love, only in this way can she possess me alone..."

My colleague looked at me blankly, and couldn't believe that such words would come out of my mouth...

After a pause, he asked curiously again...

"So how are you doing now?"

I silently lit a cigarette...

"divorced…"

next second...

"Hahahaha~ I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back!"

Seeing this, the police officer sighed, shook his head helplessly, and gave him a cold snort...

"Can you stop the meeting..."

My colleague quickly stopped laughing when he heard this, but there was still a smile in his eyes when he looked at me. Of course, there was a trace of sympathy in that smile...

I shrugged slightly and urged...

"When will it be better, I have to rush to deliver the goods..."

The police officer replied indifferently...

"soon!"

While talking, he looked down at the electronic screen, and when he saw the identity information inside, he compared it with my face with his naked eyes...

After a pause, he seemed to confirm that there was nothing wrong with my identity, so he nodded towards me...

"you can go now…"

I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, and was about to get in the car, but I heard a question from my colleague...

"You can play the guitar..."

The police officer was taken aback when he heard the words, and glanced at the driver's seat. When he found the guitar bag, he knocked on the car door...

"open to take a look…"

I responded, unzipped the zipper, and opened the guitar bag openly for the two of them to see...

"Why are they all steamed buns? What is this bottle of water?"

I feigned embarrassment and explained...

"That... the guitar was smashed by my wife, and there is only a guitar bag left. The steamed buns and water are dry food for the road..."

The police officer didn't say anything, just picked up the bottle of water and smelled it, then handed it to me...

"Drink a sip!"

I hurriedly pretended to be obedient and took a sip...

"Take a big sip!"

Oh shit!

Gritting my teeth, I took a big sip...

The police officer looked at me coldly, without saying a word the whole time...

Seeing this, my colleague seemed to think it was too harsh, so he waved at me...

"Okay, okay, let's go..."

I responded, quickly got into the driver's seat, started the car, and activated the radio function at the same time...

Stepping on the accelerator, I stared at the two people in the rearview mirror, afraid that something would happen again, and then the movement in the headset immediately made my pupils shrink...

"You don't even think about why you were demoted, why are you so harsh on others..."

"I'm different from a rich second generation like you. Have you forgotten our mission? Oh no, you forgot to check his left hand..."

"Oh~ forget it, everyone has gone far away, besides, he is also a poor man..."

"No, I'm going to stop him, this is a mission!"

Looking at the police officer who was about to get into the car in the rearview mirror, gloom flashed in my eyes, without any hesitation, I pressed the detonator directly...

Boom~

Taking advantage of the moment when everyone was attracted by the explosion, I immediately stepped on the accelerator and drove towards the forest farm on the right...

Suddenly a loudspeaker sounded from behind...

"Attention everyone, stay in the car and don't move!"

"Armed police, send someone to check the situation!"

"Interpol, surround this place!"

At this time, the situation behind me was even more chaotic than in the expensive circle, but I had successfully left the encirclement and entered the forest farm smoothly...

Seeing that there were no pursuers behind me, I hurriedly got out of the car and took out a bottle of mineral water, drank it without saying a word, and then started scratching my throat...

That's right, the water I just drank was the bottle of y-hydroxybutyric acid on the helicopter...

And the two tubes of medicine on my body are also this kind of thing...

Damn, it's really harmful to others!