I don't have a system but I have a hammer

The three of them looked at the moon and soil on the table with slightly complicated expressions, because they knew that I bought it with my life...

But they were not hypocritical, and accepted my gift after a moment of emotion...

The atmosphere is still warm...

After dinner, I returned to the room with the gift, and after making sure that no one would break in suddenly, I couldn't wait to unwrap the bald brother's gift...

That's right, just as my heart is agitated at this moment, I haven't experienced female sex for a long time, if I guess correctly, this book should be...

Heart Sutra?

Oh shit!

Cursing my lips, I threw the Heart Sutra on the bed in a slightly depressed mood, and turned to look at the bag of powder...

After unpacking the bag, I glanced at it for a while, and couldn't help rolling my eyes again...

Ok…

It's cosmic dust...

Sighing, I suddenly remembered what the Mongolian girl said, and my eyes lit up, and I hurriedly searched for it in the room...

After a while, I found a new electronic cigarette, a box of pods, and a note with a string of numbers under my pillow...

"I will give you the pods and e-cigarettes. I left my best friend's phone number on it. She is a very good manicurist. Maybe it will help you..."

Cursing my lips, I glanced at the terrifying nail bed, and felt a little uncomfortable...

It will grow out in a few months, so why do you need nail art?

After tidying up my things a bit, I removed the prosthetic limb and charged it up. I lay on the bed and stroked Mr. Hammer. I slowly turned my head and looked through the window at Doraemon's big head far away. flashed by...

Jitou, we will meet again soon...

But this time, I will send you to heaven!

...

"Report, the self-test of the instrument is completed, request to launch!"

"Launch allowed, bon voyage!"

"Roger that!"

I was in the small return capsule, with excitement in my eyes, and I pressed the eject button decisively...

"Out of docking state..."

Accompanied by a cold and merciless electronic prompt, I suddenly felt a strong vibration, as if someone was about to tear my heart out of my body...

"The return capsule ignited successfully...has entered the atmosphere!"

After 1 minute, my ears began to have different levels of violent noise...

First there was a whining shout, then a sharp whine, then an explosion-like bang, and finally a violent shaking like throwing me into a vibrator...

boom boom boom~

Accompanied by the deafening noise, I held back the oppressive feeling rising in my chest, and the extreme discomfort coming from all over my body, with determination in my eyes...

After a few minutes, all the sounds seemed to disappear, leaving only the noisy and shaking whining...

"The parachute opens automatically..."

The second after the electronic notification sound appeared, the violent shaking disappeared immediately, and even the whining sound became weaker, as if the originally noisy world had returned to calm...

A few more minutes passed...

"Successfully landed, congratulations on returning to Earth!"

Call ~

Sighing slightly, I looked at the peaceful blue ocean outside the window, with inexplicable excitement in my eyes...

Counting the time, I stayed in the sky for a full 68 days, and now I am finally back...

Unfastening the seat belt on my body, I slowly opened the hatch above my head and climbed out from it...

Glancing at the uninhabited sea around me, I took a deep breath of the salty air, and then slowly exhaled the exhaust gas. The inexplicable emotion in my chest began to spread gradually...

In the next second, I could no longer control the surging feeling in my chest, I quickly stood up, took off my pants, and began to feel comfortable facing the sea...

Damn, I'm suffocating to death...

Shaking slightly, I took out the communicator and was about to connect to the person in charge, but suddenly saw two speedboats far away, heading straight towards me...

Phew~ efficiency is fast when you have acquaintances...

After thinking about it for a while, I decided to connect with the person in charge first, after all, killing the chicken head is... urgent!

"Hey, leader, I see someone, when can we start to act?"

While talking, I took off my slightly bloated spacesuit while waiting for a reply, and put on the bulletproof vest I had been in space before...

"Huh? You've arrived on Earth so soon. You're fine. Do you want to rest for a week?"

Hearing the person in charge's unfeigned concern, the corners of my eyes warmed up slightly, but then I rejected him...

"The space station has a gravity system, so I have no problems in all aspects of my body. I will do a cosmic radiation test later. If there is a problem, I will be able to act in protective clothing at the worst..."

Hearing my words, the person in charge no longer persisted, and praised with a smile...

"Okay, you've done a great job, kid. It's a good thing to not be arrogant or rash. Well, I've received your coordinates. I'll send a plane to pick you up now. Well... let me see, half an hour We will be there!"

I couldn't listen to the second half of what the person in charge said, because I suddenly realized something was wrong...

If he hasn't sent anyone yet, who sent the two speedboats in the distance?

"Hey, leader, I have a group of people approaching me, are they ours?"

But the only answer I got was...

"Zi La Zi La~"

Fuck!

In the next second, my brain was agitated, and I immediately leaned over and pulled away the life-saving smoke from the return cabin...

With the help of the red smoke, I went back to the reentry capsule without saying anything, fixed the first aid oxygen cylinder behind me, stuffed the breathing mouth into my mouth, took out the grenade from the prosthesis, and then slowly climbed out. Return capsule...

I made a simple booby trap at the hatch, I quickly put on the goggles, looked at the speeding yacht in the distance, and squinted my eyes...

It seems... the visitor is not good!

That's right, the people on the speedboat all have guns in their hands!

Is this my gift back to Earth?

Thank you for the gift of fate!

After thinking for a moment, I turned on the receiving function of the communicator, placed it in an inconspicuous place in the return cabin, and then quietly sank into the seawater...

Goooooooo~

Maybe it's because I haven't been wrapped in seawater for a long time, and I felt the biting cold in just a moment...

But the severe cold didn't make me react too much, it was more my fear of those two speedboats...

Squeezing Brother Hammer behind me, I couldn't help making a bloodthirsty arc in the deep water...

Brother, we haven't killed anyone for more than two months...