I don't have a system but I have a hammer

five hours later...

I looked at the endless darkness in front of me, and connected to the observer assigned to me by Huaxia... Mongolian girl!

Yes, I am also helpless...

The bald brother should have cooperated with me. After all, he is not only the station master of Tiangong, but also a veteran astronaut with many years of experience...

I don't know what happened in these 15 minutes, but he suddenly told me that my observer was replaced by a Mongolian woman, which made me a little depressed...

"Hey, why are you in a daze? No. [-], you can still be distracted during the flight mission. You really have you..."

"Report, I have now arrived at the target location as planned, requesting instructions for the next step..."

"Release the detection drone in the direction of the coordinates..."

"The drone has been launched!"

"Okay, let's go back!"

"Roger that!"

Glancing at the darkness around me, I pressed the automatic return button, and then I caressed Brother Hammer relaxedly. While sucking on the bag of jelly, I admired the moon far away, and couldn't help admiring in my heart...

Looking at the moon from space…

This feeling... If only I could smoke!

Thinking of this, I hurriedly called the Mongolian girl...

"Question, can I smoke?"

That's right, this would never have happened in the past, because the ashes of cigarettes would be scattered everywhere in the space station in a weightless state, and it would be very easy to cause irreversible major accidents!

But now there is a gravity system, so the impossible becomes possible, so I asked this sentence...

And the Mongolian woman's answer immediately made me happy...

"sure…"

But then she added something playful...

"If there is a space convenience store here!"

I curled my lips, a trace of depression flashed in my eyes...

Hell, I'm so stupid!

...

Five hours later, I returned to the flight smoothly...

As soon as I landed, I felt hungry for a while. I hurried into the dining area of ​​the service cabin, found some food at random, and started to eat...

And just when I was eating happily...

pat~

I stared blankly at the Mongolian girl in front of me...

To be precise, she was looking at the e-cigarette in her hand emitting a faint blue light...

And with the flashing blue light, there is a flash of slyness and pride in her eyes...

With a slight sigh, I didn't pay any attention to it, and continued to bury my head in my meal based on the principle of out of sight, out of mind...

"Your body test came out..."

Listening to the sudden reminder from the Mongolian girl, I said "hmm" without looking up...

"D grade physique, the worst physique in the history of astronauts!"

I stuffed a large spoonful of mashed potatoes into my mouth, and I nodded nonchalantly, but I still didn't make a sound...

"The left knee cartilage was severely contused, the right shoulder cartilage was severely worn, two steel plates on the left leg, one steel plate on the right leg, 28 steel nails all over the body, 23 irreversible hidden injuries, and the chance of recovery was zero!"

I froze slightly when I ate, then smiled self-deprecatingly, and continued to eat without paying attention...

"With so many lacerations and extensive scars on your body, I wonder how you made it through the atmosphere..."

I smiled and shook my head. I ate up the last bit of food in two mouthfuls, and drank the purified water in one gulp. I patted my belly with satisfaction, and was about to get up to pack up...

Boom~

Maybe it's because I've been silent and beating up, which made the Mongolian girl very upset, so she patted the electronic cigarette in front of me, put on a curious look full of curiosity, and narrowed her eyes by the way …

"Boy, satisfy my curiosity, this e-cigarette is yours, how about it?"

Maybe she was afraid that I would not agree, so she pretended to be distressed and added...

"Well, you must know that the task you have taken on can be as short as three months, or as long as a year or even a few years. For such a long time without smoking, it seems to be a kind of torture for any old smoker, isn't it? ?"

Well, I have to admit, I think she's right!

Think about it, when you go out to perform missions, you admire the vast universe, lying comfortably in the cockpit, with Brother Hammer in your left hand, and an electronic cigarette in your right hand, and a sip of wine from time to time...

Huh~ It's really pleasant!

Thinking of this, I don't care if it's dirty or not, I just want to reach for the electronic cigarette...

Who knows...

"Wait, talk first...take it later!"

Looking at the big rough hand covering the electronic cigarette, I pouted slightly, then shrugged helplessly...

"Well, if you want to prevent the wound from rupturing when you pass through the atmosphere, it's actually very simple..."

While talking, I cleaned up the leftover soup on the table, and continued to add...

"First use adhesive to seal all the scars on the body, so that most of the wounds can be prevented from tearing, and then lie in the bacteria cultivation cabin, and use the low-temperature preservation function near zero to accelerate the solidification of the wound after tearing blood, and in the end it was the back molars..."

The first half of what I said made the Mongolian girl nod in admiration, but the second half of what I said made her frown slightly, as if she didn't understand the relationship between preventing the wound from tearing and the back molars...

And I took advantage of the moment when she was still in a daze, snatched the e-cigarette with quick eyes and hands, stuffed it into my pocket secretly, then turned around smartly, and waved to the air...

"Next, just bite the back molars hard..."

I secretly laughed in my heart, I don’t know what the Mongolian girl’s idea is, isn’t it just to wait for my answer, and then go back and snatch the e-cigarette...

Oh, fortunately, I have a better skill...

With joy in my heart, I couldn't help taking out the electronic cigarette, stuffing it into my mouth without saying a word, and taking a deep breath...

But in the next second, the smile on my face froze, turned into a dejected and depressed look, turned around slowly, and sat silently in front of the Mongolian girl...

Seeing her playful, sly smile and slightly disdainful mocking eyes, I immediately felt extremely uncomfortable, and asked questions on the spot...

"Excuse me, why is the pod empty?"

The Mongolian woman who heard the words seemed to have a more playful look on her face, and then took out a box of pods from her pocket, swayed it in front of me as if showing off, and then turned around smartly like I just did, waved to the air...

"That's... another price!"