I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Tun Tun Tun... hiccup~

Damn, not enough wine!

...

When I woke up again, part of the world in my eyes seemed to be missing, and the dull pain everywhere in my body, as well as the bursts of hunger in my stomach, reminded me of the fact that I had lost my left eye...

What caught my eyes was a clean and tidy room, a comfortable and soft bed, a modern display, and a curious... woman in front of me?

Wearing a white dress, with a warm and gentle smile on her face, she sat on the head of my bed holding a bandage...

"Are you awake? The wound on your body has almost healed, but it will take some time for your left eye to recover. Come on, let me change your dressing first..."

While talking, she gently took off the bandage on my head, and changed my dressing meticulously...

Looking at the gentle appearance of the female doctor, I suddenly had an illusion, as if everything that happened before was just a dream that had become the past...

"Where is this place?"

She helped me loosen my pillow...

"This is San Francisco..."

After thinking about it for a moment, I realized that this should be the headquarters of the Stranger Gang, because the largest Chinatown in the Beautiful Country is in San Francisco...

"How long have I been in a coma?"

She removed the tube from my body, then pressed her hand to signal me to lie down, and then pointed to the food on the table...

"It's been two days, but with my special wound medicine, you're already fine, but it's a pity that you will leave scars later, by the way, do you want to eat something..."

I believe that everyone should be as confused as I am now. Yes, I really can't believe that the attitude of the Strange People to me is so... good?

Compared with two days ago and now, two people were sentenced... bah... two gangs were sentenced!

Could it be that this female doctor just joined the Gang of Strange People, so she doesn't know what I did?

However, from her words, it can indeed be heard that she is not the host of the system, otherwise my wounds will definitely not leave scars. Of course, this also shows from the side that the current strength of the Strange People Gang is indeed stretched...

Talking about this, I seem to have guessed their purpose of using poison and mind lock to control me...

Just as I was thinking, the crazy woman who came in later immediately eliminated the good mood I just woke up...

"Yo, wake up, come on, come with me..."

Without energy, I am quite obedient...

So I didn't play tricks with her anymore, and got out of bed very happily...

After a while, I suddenly realized that I was not wearing underwear...

The female doctor turned her head very understandingly, and casually took a pair of disposable underwear from the closet for me...

"Oh, I should have cut off your thing the day before yesterday, so I won't dirty my eyes now!"

I didn't mean to quarrel with the crazy woman, I just pretended to be nonchalant, took the panties from the female doctor and put them on, and then walked out the door carelessly in the patient's clothes...

"Lead the way..."

The crazy woman snorted coldly at me, turned her head and walked towards the stairs, looking like a tsundere little princess...

Looking at the layout of the surrounding environment, I should be in a very large high-end villa...

The corridor is laid with soft and comfortable carpets, the walls are hung with Western paintings whose names I cannot name, and the ceiling is decorated with bright and exquisite crystal chandeliers, giving off the extravagant taste of a rich family and aristocrats...

And when I passed by the showroom, I saw many Chinese and Western antique ornaments...

For example, a large number of bronzes that are old but well maintained, such as the exquisite sheepskin rolls placed in the display cabinet, and various bamboo scrolls of letters, pipe pocket watches, etc...

It can also be seen from the side that the owner of the villa has a considerable understanding of the cultures of various periods of human civilization...

Passing through the showroom, the crazy woman took me to the room deep in the corridor. She stood still in front of the door, the playfulness in her eyes suddenly disappeared, and changed into a serious look of "I am a decent person" …

She knocked lightly on the door...

dong dong~

"Boss, I brought people here..."

Hearing that the crazy woman changed her soft voice from before, I couldn't help squinting my eyes. I thought that the person I was going to meet in a while should be a high-ranking member of the Strange People Gang, but I didn't expect to see the rightful owner directly. I'm quite surprised...

"Come in…"

What's interesting is that listening to the chicken head's voice through a door is completely different from the big face before, it's thicker and more magnetic...

The crazy woman gently opened the door, gave me a look, and beckoned me to go in...

The corner of my mouth turned up, and I put on a posture of "I am not afraid of heaven and earth", and walked directly into...

With the sound of closing the door behind me, I saw the chicken head sitting on the sofa, playing with the teapot...

How to describe this man?

Pear-shaped face with thick eyebrows and big eyes, high nose, wide wings and round forehead, full lips and mustache, in general, if you just look at his face, you can clearly feel the taste of a successful person...

But if it is combined with his sharp eyes that are not angry and self-imposing, and the simple Tang suit, it will be another story...

Of course, when I was observing him, he was also observing me, with a meaningful expression of an elder...

"Sit anywhere…"

Surprisingly, his gentle demeanor and slow and relaxed tone, without any fierce look at all, seemed to be as normal and natural as meeting old friends...

The so-called stretching out my hand and not hitting the smiling face, I naturally gave him a smirk, and sat on the sofa opposite him quite casually...

"Drinking tea?"

I took the teacup and drank it down...

Damn!

It's fucking hot!

Uh... I have a shiver in my throat...

Hold back, hold back, don't be underestimated!

"Haha, it's better to drink the tea you just brewed slowly..."

I nodded to show my understanding, asked him for another glass, took a deep breath, and drank it down again...

Grandma's, not hot at all!

Putting down the teacup, I spit out a mouthful of white mist...

"Tell me why you didn't kill me..."

Listening to my slightly hoarse voice, he held back his smile and poured me another glass without saying a word...

"You are the same as I used to be. You like to fight against the sky and the earth. You care about the common people. You are brave and resourceful!"

I rolled my eyes at the teacup, sighed slightly, and finally gave up on the idea of ​​filling my throat with magma...

"Sorry, although you think highly of me, I'm not the same kind of person as you..."

Although I don't know if this guy is praising himself or me, but the implication is obviously to recruit security, no, it is obviously to recruit me...

"Haha, you are wrong about one thing, in fact, we are really the same kind of people..."

I sneered in my heart, stretched out my hand to grab the melon seeds on the table, and started nibbling as if no one else was there...

"Okay, then tell me, how do we look like the same kind of people?"

Seeing my rather casual appearance, Jitou's eyes suddenly flashed a bright light, and what he said later made me stand on the spot like a wooden chicken!

I almost ate all the melon seed shells...

"Both you and I have been fed a message by an unknown existence. It is a message about the system controlling human beings. I am right!"

My eyes widened with shock on my face, because I never thought that there would be people in this world who know the ultimate secret of the system like me!

What makes me even more unbelievable is that this guy, knowing the secret, activated the system without hesitation!

WTF?

Ji Tou seemed to be very satisfied with my reaction. After taking a sip of his tea, he added with emotion...

"Do you know why I didn't kill you, because for more than 2000 years, I have kept this secret alone, and it is really lonely..."