I don't have a system but I have a hammer

.........

[Two minutes later, the weapons depot on the fourth floor...]

[Unexpectedly, as soon as I left the elevator, I saw the medicine bottles busy on the workbench, and Uncle Wrench standing at the elevator door with a smile to greet him. The boredom in my heart suddenly became a little heavier...]

"Okay, look at your evil smile, but don't be like those experts and scholars from the weapons research institute on Earth. They only make things to please themselves..."

"Haha, how can you compare us with them?"

[Uncle Wrench greeted me to go inside, holding the electronic cigarette gun, and introduced the empty display shelves around him with a smile, as well as the various equipment placed on the shelves...]

"I remember, you haven't been here since it was completed a year ago, right? What do you think about the new equipment and weapons on these shelves, as well as biological agents? Compared with a year ago and now, is there any change? Very big?”

"It's big, but the problem is..."

[Looking at his excited look, I rolled my eyes, and casually took a pair of mechanical glasses with unknown functions from the shelf nearby. After putting them on symbolically, I placed them against the reflector on the side. He made a cool pose and then put it back down again with a bored look on his face...】

"No matter how much weapons and equipment we research at this stage, it won't be of much help to our conquest plan. It's not like you don't know that the advancement of the conquest plan can only rely on puppet potions and the interaction between each puppet ruler and other rulers. relationship between them, so..."

[Afraid that Uncle Wrench would be unhappy, I stopped mid-sentence and tried to tone it more tactfully...]

"Oh, I understand. Do you feel that besides contacting Xiaoxiong, you haven't done any important work recently, so you are too bored, or do you want to show your value in front of me? Well, that's not necessary, you Even if I don't do anything here, I won't feel anything..."

"Huh? I didn't feel like..."

"Listen to me first..."

[Seeing that Uncle Wrench was eager to deny it, I was even more convinced that he wanted to reflect his value, so I patted his shoulder with understanding and sincerely comforted him...]

"Needless to say our relationship, you are the person I trust most, you have experienced life and death with me, and you have the same enemies as me. At the same time, your revival of the Divine Language Tribe is also tied to my conquest plan. , so we are truly a match made in heaven, the best partner!”

"More importantly, you must not think that I will burn bridges like many people do, and don't think that I will abandon you if you have no value now, because I always believe that a person can be unreliable in normal times. But as long as this person can contribute at critical moments, he is more reliable than anyone else. What I am most afraid of is that some people are like..."

[Looking at the medicine bottle that was still busy in the distance, I pouted at his back with intention, then turned to look at Uncle Wrench. Seeing that his expression suddenly became a little complicated, I immediately understood that what I had said had It touched his heart, so he smiled warmly and lowered his volume a little...]

"Normally, he flatters you in all kinds of ways, and his groveling look will make you think that he is really dedicated to you. But once he encounters a critical moment, no, a life or death moment, he will be the first to step on you. it's him!"

"... "

[I don’t know if he thought of something, but Uncle Wrench, who was still moving forward, suddenly stopped. The smile in the elevator turned into a heavy hesitation at this moment, as if there was something unspeakable...]

[I was surprised when I saw this scene. I can only attribute it to my sincere confession being too deep into his heart. So while sighing that I was really good at seeing people, I patted him on the back to encourage him and spoke in a more serious tone. It is solemn and firm...]

"You must remember, my old friend, no matter what happens, no matter how powerful the enemy is, I will never abandon you, because I know that if it were you, you would also spare no effort to treat me like this, just like …”

[After searching in Lao Er’s memory for a long time, I finally remembered that line from the anime, and facing Uncle Wrench’s reddish eyes, I said it with emotion...]

"I will trust you in everything with an extremely firm intention, just as you once trusted me so firmly. This is a friendship that can never be severed between you and I, and it is a destiny that can transcend time and all obstacles. Bond!”

"... "

[I know that if one of two men is full of love, the other will be embarrassed next, so after I finished reading this passionate line, I just patted Uncle Wrench's shoulder heavily and deliberately He fell behind alone, quickened his pace and trotted behind the medicine bottle. Just as he was about to say hello, he found that the latter actually had a pair of Walkman headphones plugged into his ears, so he knocked on his balls...]

"Hey, what are you busy with?"

"Hey? Why are you here?"

[Seeing my sudden appearance, Medicine Bottle unplugged his headphones unexpectedly, turned his head and glanced at Uncle Wrench who was walking slowly behind him, and then nodded in realization...]

"Oh, Brother Wrench told you, right?"

"Well, that's a little bit..."

[While responding casually, I had already set my sights on the virtual workbench in front of him. When I discovered that what was shown on it was a heavily-equipped mecha that was almost completed, I suddenly became interested and asked curiously. With...]

"But he didn't say what it was specifically. Could it be the mecha you have?"

"What do you mean?"

[Seemingly dissatisfied with the wording of my sentence, Yao Yao waved away the virtual workbench with a speechless expression, directly raised the robotic arm to two meters, pointed at the fully automatic assembly workshop with sparks in the distance, and his tone sounded Very proud...]

"That's a super-powered mecha jointly produced by Wrench Brother and I. It's definitely beyond your imagination!"

"All right…"

[Originally I was still a little bit interested, but when I heard the boastful advertisement for the medicine bottle, I suddenly lost interest and could only ask very perfunctorily...]

"But why are you doing this?"

"Oh...it's not because of boredom..."

[When it comes to this, the medicine bottle is very sincere and has no intention of continuing to exaggerate. He just glances at Uncle Wrench who has walked to the edge of the workbench and is silent, and then spreads the robot hand in an extremely helpless manner...]

"The research on the ultimate life body has been successful, and I have also successfully gotten rid of the disease that has devastated me for hundreds of years. The little crocodile has now come back. The conquest plan will still take time, so what do you think I can do now? Forget it. , let’s not talk about it anymore, you’re here anyway, just take a look at this mecha?”