I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"Ok?"

[I frowned, a little confused...]

"When did I say I was going to transplant the Ultimate Life Body?"

"Ah? This..."

[The medicine bottle was stunned for a moment, obviously not mentally prepared for my answer. Even Uncle Wrench put down his pipe with a surprised look on his face, and asked incomprehensively...]

"Haven't you been pushing the progress of the Ultimate Life Body during this time? Then you are not trying to transplant the Ultimate Life Body. What are you doing for it? Well...it can't really be to promote the spirit of scientific research, right? This is too funny to say. Already…”

"That's right…"

[Drug also helped with a speechless expression...]

"I thought you wanted to get eternal life as soon as possible, so you came to ask me every day how my progress was, which made me work overtime. But now that it's completed, you..."

"Crazy, I won't be able to die for a while..."

[Seeing these two people complaining, I suddenly felt like a two-foot-long monk couldn’t touch the hanging, and could only say dumbfoundingly...]

"I still have hundreds of years to live in this body, so why rush to change my life body? On the contrary, between you two, one has less than 50 years to live, and the other will die on the spot if the oxygen tube is removed. , so you should need to replace the ultimate life body more than me, right? As for why I have to rush the progress..."

[Looking at the subtle expressions on the two people's faces, I chuckled, put out the cigarette butts, stood up and walked between them, patted their shoulders sincerely and solemnly...]

"Don't I hope that you can become immortals soon and continue to help me complete my conquest plan?"

"... "

[After a brief pause, the two looked at each other subconsciously, and burst into laughter...]

"Hahaha, so that's it..."

"Haha, it's so touching..."

"... "

[Although the smiles of the two people were a little artificial, I didn't take it too seriously. It was just because they didn't expect that the reason why I pushed the speed was for themselves, so they were stunned for a moment, so I smiled in understanding. laugh…】

"Don't worry, I know that the research on the ultimate body has only been successful now. In addition to many tests, the number of places for the first batch of mature bodies is also extremely limited, so I will definitely give it to you first. I am not selfish. ghost…"

[Seeing the moved faces of the two people, I returned to my seat with a smile, lit another cigarette, and said in an enthusiastic tone...]

"And during this period of time, I have learned a lot of the ways of superiors from the Norwegian Destiny, and I know the importance of sharing benefits with others. What's more, you are still my most trusted comrades and partners, so no matter what, I We all hope that we can fight side by side forever and maintain this extremely rare and precious friendship forever!”

.........

[Half an hour later, two kilometers outside the abandoned factory...]

[Beside the dirty creek, Uncle Wrench and the medicine bottle are frowning and staring at the smelly black river. The expressions on their faces are just like the river in front of them, extremely ugly...]

"So you think..."

[Looking at the dark river, Medicine Bottle curled his lips in frustration. From time to time, he would look back at the direction of the abandoned factory, with a hint of fear flashing through his eyes...]

"Is the madman really thinking about us, or... he has actually seen through our plan a long time ago, so he deliberately let us be the touchstone first?"

"Maybe he is a very dark person..."

[Uncle Wrench shook his head with a deep look...]

"But he will definitely not do this to us, at least not now, because if he discovers our plan, how could he let us replace our ultimate life bodies? It is impossible for us to harm ourselves..."

"What's that for?"

[Drugs obviously have a spirit of inquiring, especially when it concerns his own life, so he glanced worriedly in the direction of the abandoned factory while persistently continuing to ask...]

"It can't really be like what he said, to make this friendship last forever, right? This doesn't sound like something he can say. Besides, we have known him for such a long time, and he doesn't seem to pay such attention to it. People of friendship…”

"Of course he is not a person who values ​​friendship..."

[Uncle Wrench is analyzing with a complex expression...]

"At least he won't do it to you. As for whether he will do it to me... To be honest, I'm not sure, but I can guess why he changed his mind temporarily, because as he just said, even if the ultimate life body researches It’s successful, but more testing is needed before it can really be put into application…”

"And even if it is put into use, it will be accompanied by unknown unexpected situations. Even if we enable in vivo experiments, it is impossible for a fanatic to take the risk and be the first person to replace the ultimate life body. In this case... "

[Uncle Wrench turned his head and patted the balls of the medicine bottle, his tone became playful at this moment...]

"Excluding the Norwegians who don't need to worry about their lifespan for the time being, naturally only the two of us are left and can be the first to replace the ultimate body. As for which one of the two of us will do this first, which may lead to death? Man, hey, do you still need me to tell you? As we all know, you are the shortest-lived guy among all of us..."

"You have changed, you have become bitter..."

[Yao Bottle admitted what Uncle Wrench said, but his face looked a little unhappy...]

"But you are right. I am indeed the person who needs to replace the ultimate body most, so if I refuse, it will arouse the suspicion of the fanatics. Ha, but I will definitely conduct live experiments first, and I am very confident about myself. With the eternal life technology and absolute confidence, there will be no accidents..."

"Ah That's good!"

[Uncle Wrench nodded symbolically...]

"As long as you don't kill yourself, we still have a chance to leave the fanatics. Okay, let's do this for now. While the fanatics are meditating, we can go back early..."

"Hey, wait, don't worry..."

[Seeing Uncle Wrench talking and preparing to leave, the medicine bottle popped out of the mechanical arm and blocked his way. At the same time, his tone became gossipy...]

"Little Crocodile and Shadow have been gone for almost a week. Have you heard any news?"

"Oh, not yet..."

[As soon as the two of them were mentioned, Uncle Wrench's face immediately became melancholy, and he could only comfort himself quietly...]

"But it doesn't matter. I believe that the second child will not try to trick me in this way, so I believe that Ledo Destiny will take good care of them. Moreover, from the perspective of the fanatic, the two of them are heading to an alien cluster this time. , so it was not good to get in touch so quickly..."