I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Chapter 2013, find another way

"You really know how to find compensation for the Supreme Emperor..."

Lao Qin rolled his eyes at him speechlessly, put out his cigarette, and was about to say something when Wolf Dog suddenly opened the door and entered the office, followed by...

"Red River Destiny? Why are you here?"

"Oh, it's so boring to stay in the mountains every day..."

While talking, Erha walked around the afro, patted his shoulder, and sat opposite Lao Qin...

"There's nothing good to eat or drink, so I thought I'd come to see you and have a toothpaste festival..."

"Hahaha…"

One sentence made all three of them laugh, and the wolfdog even gave a thumbs up with a smile after closing the door...

"I didn't expect that you have only been on Earth for just two years, and you have already learned the words "tooth-beating ceremony". It's amazing..."

"Look what you said, I am a destined person..."

Afro also praises...

"The learning ability is definitely not bad..."

"You're not just here to eat, right?"

Among the three, only Lao Qin discovered Erha's purpose hidden under his smiling face, so after the other two briefly joked, he directly asked the latter about his purpose...

"If you really want to eat something delicious, you can send me a message. In the worst case, I will have someone deliver it to you. But isn't it a bit too grand for you to come all the way? You don't look like a person who pursues appetite. You are a foodie of desire, so tell me, what else do you want to tell the madman?"

"I really don't have anything to tell you..."

Although Lao Qin went straight to the point when she came up, Erha didn't take it too seriously, because if she clearly stated her purpose, it would inevitably appear utilitarian, so after pretending to eat an orange, she still chose to make small talk...

"The main reason is that I have been staying on the top of Mount Everest during this period, so I thought of giving myself a holiday. Of course, you don't have to worry about the safety of the fanatics. Before I came, I had sent 100 mechanical sentries there to watch. , if even they can't defend it, then it won't help me either..."

"We will definitely feel at ease when you do things..."

The afro catered symbolically, and while pushing the fruit plate and snacks on the table in front of Erha, he asked again...

"But you came uninvited, and we didn't prepare anything good to eat. Why don't you sit down for a while and tell me what you want to eat? I'll let the kitchen prepare it now..."

While speaking, he waved to Wolf Dog, who was lighting a cigarette, and motioned the latter to go to the kitchen, but Erha pointed directly at the snacks in front of him...

"That's enough on the table, no need to bother..."

"Then let's have a drink..."

Wolfdog is also a discerning person. He got up and left his seat, walked into the tea room, came out with a lot of colorful drinks, put them on the table, and introduced them one by one...

"Orange juice, apple juice, pear juice, coffee, and mango juice, you can take whatever you want..."

"Haha, there are quite a lot of tricks..."

Erha did not refuse this time. He picked up a bottle of mango juice and opened it. He took a symbolic sip, nodded pretending to be happy, and shook the bottle with a smile...

"Hey, you will give puppet potions to those rulers in the future. Are you going to use these drinks too?"

"Haha, you really guessed it right..."

Afro also reached for a bottle of apple juice, hanging the sealing cap while continuing to talk...

"Actually, during this period of time, we have been communicating and learning with the rulers of other civilizations, and we have also learned about the differences between the climate and soil of their planets and the earth. Therefore, it can be said that the fruit and vegetable specialties have nothing to do with our fruits and vegetables. In short, these messy fruit drinks seem to them to be something new that they have never seen before..."

He drank the apple juice in one gulp and let out a hearty laugh...

"In addition, they will not take any precautions against weak civilizations like ours, so they may indeed taste these juices out of curiosity..."

"Oh, if it were me, I would have to fall for the trick..."

While complimenting him casually, Erha followed Afro's words and asked pretending to be curious...

"Then when are you going to start?"

"... "

Afro was stunned, turned his head and glanced at Lao Qin, who had been silent throughout the whole process. Seeing him nodding very vaguely, he put down the apple juice in his hand and shrugged helplessly...

"At least we have to wait until the first batch of puppet potion arrives before we can discuss when to start executing the poisoning plan. I was talking about this with Lao Qin just now, oh, by the way..."

Not sure whether he wanted to change the topic or suddenly remembered something, he snapped his fingers at the wolfdog again...

"Any news recently from Uncle Wrench?"

"No, it's just like missing..."

When this was mentioned, Wolf Dog's expression suddenly became subtle, with a hint of depression in it. He could only focus on Erha and asked expectantly...

"What about you? Has he sent you a message?"

"nor…"

Afraid that Lao Qin would find out the clues, Erha answered simply and even added a rigorous sentence...

"The last time he sent me a message, he said that he had contacted Xiaocrocodile and expressed his gratitude. After that, there was no news at all. I was thinking..."

She glanced at Lao Qin without any trace, and seeing that his eyes were indifferent and he seemed to have no reaction, she continued...

"Could he want to completely cut off contact with the earth because Xiao'e has come back..."

"... "

Upon hearing this, Afro and Wolfdog fell silent at the same time, because Uncle Wrench has maintained close contact with the earth in the past two years, and even occasionally made some harmless remarks in the messages he sent. It's a joke, so they always thought that the cooperative relationship between them was extremely stable, so that they didn't expect it at all...

"Will Uncle Wrench break his relationship with the earth?"

Lao Qin, who had been silent throughout the whole process, suddenly squinted his eyes and muttered to himself when the atmosphere at the scene was frozen...

"Or...does he really have the guts? Isn't he afraid that we will tell him everything he has done in the past two years? Ha...I think it is unlikely..."

"Do you think there is a possibility..."

Seeing him shaking his head slightly mockingly, Erha asked pretending to be confused while peeling the oranges in his hands...

"In order to protect himself and the little crocodile, Uncle Wrench not only chose to cut off the connection with the earth, but also made up his mind to... stay away from the dick?"

"... "

Even Lao Qin was silent at this time, because this possibility was not impossible, but he had never realized it, so he paused for a long time before clenching his fists with a serious expression and taking a deep breath...

"Although this possibility is extremely small, if it is true, then he can indeed stay out of the matter. As for our countermeasures plan... Phew~ we will have to find other ways by then!"


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