I don't have a system but I have a hammer

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【One week later...】

[Scrap town, third floor of abandoned factory...]

[In the office, I was discussing heroes with a medicine bottle when I suddenly received a message from Uncle Wrench. I suddenly grinned and picked up the wine glass and touched it lightly with him...]

"Uncle Wrench has arrived at the docking area of ​​the garbage star. We will probably meet him soon. You just happened to share the good news about the successful research on the extreme life body with him. Hasn't he always wanted to change his body? Hehe, I guess He knows this, at least he has to have fun for a few days before he can sleep..."

"Haha, I think so..."

[The medicine bottle looked at the various data flashing on the electronic screen, Lao Huai smiled happily...]

"I have been waiting for this moment for a long time, and it is finally coming true. Now there is only one last piece of data left to determine the ultimate effective lifespan of the ultimate life..."

"Haha, what else is there to be sure of?"

[Yes, this is why I want to have a drink today, because just yesterday, the medicine bottle has obtained the latest data on the extreme life body. I won’t go into details about various types of resistance experiments. Although it is affected by the material Due to limitations, there is no way to compare with extraterrestrial civilizations, but at least it is much better than those who transcend the body...]

[But this is not the point. The point is that the lifespan of the ultimate body has completely exceeded my imagination of being as barren as wasteland, and it has directly reached...]

"Ninety thousand years, this is a lifespan of ninety thousand years! Isn't this enough for you? To be honest, maybe taking the extreme life form to the alien star cluster can be regarded as the leading top biotechnology, so What is its ultimate lifespan? It doesn’t matter that much to me anymore…”

"Um... maybe you have some misunderstanding..."

[Seeing me smiling so happily, the medicine bottle didn’t seem to be interrupting me in a human way. Instead, it seemed like there was something unspeakable. I hesitated for nearly a minute before saying awkwardly...]

"It's like this. Effective life span and normal life span are completely two concepts. You can understand the latter as the total number of years a person has from birth to death, while the former refers to the life span of a person without passing through external objects. The maximum age you can live to is like a patient paralyzed in bed..."

"Without the support of instruments and medicine, I'm afraid it will die soon. Therefore, its effective lifespan is only the period from birth to paralysis in bed. The same is true for the extreme life body. Look here..."

[He projected various data in front of me, and also specially enlarged a string of symbols that I couldn't understand...]

"Although the result given by the experimental data is indeed 90,000 years, without the last data support, we have no way to determine whether the 90,000 years refers to normal life span or effective life span. If it refers to normal life span..."

"Then we have to test it again to determine its effective lifespan. Of course, ninety thousand years is not its upper limit. According to my estimation, it is completely possible to break through the one hundred thousand year mark. The key point is this hundred thousand years Lifespan, is it an effective lifespan? If not, then..."

[The medicine bottle, which was originally going to continue talking, looked confused when I saw it, otherwise the conversation changed again...]

"Okay, it seems you didn't understand. Let me explain it in another way, and you will understand. The data given now is that the ultimate life body can live for at least ninety thousand years, but this is based on it being completely immersed in red. Data that only exists among elements..."

"This means that after the extreme life body is separated from the assistance of red pigment, its effective life span may be 90,000 years, or it may only be 10,000 years, or even lower, and for the remaining 80,000 years, it may be You have to be like me..."

[Facing my slightly wrinkled gaze, he helplessly patted his balls...]

"You have to rely on life devices to survive..."

"Then this life is too frustrating, isn't it?"

"That's why I took the paralyzed patient as an example..."

[Seeing that most of the enthusiasm on my face had dissipated, and I looked slightly unhappy, the medicine bottle smiled and comforted me again...]

"But according to my estimation, no matter how bad it is, it won't be much worse. A life span of at least 10,000 years should be guaranteed. Then we can just replace the body..."

"Oh, that's all we can do..."

[Think about it, if there really is a person with immortality in this world, not only will he be killed, but he will even be treated as a guinea pig and stay in the laboratory all his life. After all, the word "eternal life" is shocking to the world, and it is the name of many people. Extraterrestrial civilizations are extremely difficult to obtain in a lifetime, let alone appear on a garbage planet that is so weak that anyone can come and bully it, and it is not even a civilization...]

[Huaibi is not guilty and cannot protect himself, that is the biggest sin. Thinking about it this way, even if the ultimate life body has some defects, it seems that he can accept it...]

"but…"

[Seeing that I had not said anything for a long time, the medicine bottle seemed to remember something, and suddenly came over mysteriously...]

"I know you don't have any heirs yet, so I specially enhanced your abilities in that area. Hey, if you want to have a descendant by then, I'm afraid you can get it with one move..."

"Damn it, what do I want with that thing?"

[Seeing his smiling face, I suddenly became furious and retorted mercilessly...]

"I don't think about heirs at all, and I don't even need women or anything like that. The only thing I need now is to complete the conquest plan. As for whether you want to enhance your ability in that area, that's your choice. I don't want to Interfering more, besides, it has nothing to do with me..."

"Uh...okay..."

[Seeing my decisive attitude, I realized that I was flattering the medicine bottle in the wrong place, so I could only shrug in embarrassment...]

"But it doesn't matter if you don't like it. Anyway, I definitely need it. After all, I am different from you. I hope that what I have learned in this life can be passed on to a successor..."

"Anyone can be the successor..."

[I rolled my eyes and took a sip of hot tea...]

"Did anyone stipulate that it can only be the next generation?"

"The blood relationship is deep after all..."

[The medicine bottle replied with a smile, and just as he was about to say something else, his peripheral vision suddenly caught sight of Uncle Wrench who was walking towards this from the passage, and his expression suddenly straightened...]

"Yeah, Brother Wrench is back!"