I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Chapter 2005: Misfortune leads to Dongshui

"What are you thinking about?"

[While the little crocodile was thinking, a voice with a slightly magnetic voice suddenly came from his ears...]

"I've been looking at you for a long time. Why are you sitting here alone? Are you waiting for someone?"

"Do I need you to take care of it?"

[Little Crocodile's temper has not changed after being in prison for several years. On the contrary, it still maintains the original strong and hot temper. Especially when a strange man with a pig nose appears in front of him, his tone is even more... mean…】

"I hate unidentified guys the most, especially people like you who just come over to strike up a conversation without introducing yourself. What? Do you think you are good-looking? So you think I am sitting here alone. Wait for you?"

"Haha, Miss misunderstood..."

[Pig Nose was not discouraged by this. Instead, he faced Xiao Evil’s disgusted eyes, held two freshly poured wine glasses, sat across from her with a kind face, and raised the glasses with a smile...]

"I just can't bear to see others being lonely, so I thought of ordering an extra glass of wine, chatting with you, and killing the boring time of waiting for someone. Is there anything wrong with that?"

"How did you know I was waiting for someone?"

[Seeing him mention the word "waiting for others" twice, Little Crocodile finally realized that something was wrong, put away his contempt, frowned and pointed at himself, testing...]

"Do you know me?"

"It's not even acquaintance..."

[Seeing that the other party had no intention of clinking glasses with him, Pig Nose didn’t care. He just took a small sip and grinned mysteriously...]

"We only met a few times, but you may have forgotten that it was at a corpse interactive festival held by the Ronan Chamber of Commerce. I was selling pig-headed corpse specimens. You originally just passed by my stall, but Because I was being chased, I hid under my stall, pointed a hand cannon at my lower body, and said viciously..."

"If you dare to speak nonsense, you will be dead..."

[Although this sentence is full of cruelty, Xiao Crocodile's tone is full of great tenderness, and even her eyes become red and moist at this moment, because at this moment, she has recognized the identity of the man in front of her. , exactly...]

"film…"

"Didn't we just agree?"

[The pig-headed man interrupted softly, raised the wine glass in his hand with the same nostalgic look, and said softly...]

"Do not say silly things…"

"Yes...I'm sorry, I forgot..."

[Little Crocodile smiled and sobbed twice. While clinking the wine glass with him, she wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with her palms. The apologetic look on her face looked quite endearing. However, after calming down her emotions through drinking, she subconsciously After looking around for a moment, he asked with some disappointment...]

"Are you the only one here?"

"of course not…"

[The pig-headed man naturally knew the meaning of the little crocodile's words, so he put down his wine glass and pointed to the bar not far away without any trace, as well as the group of people who were chatting and spanking around the bar, and smiled meaningfully... 】

"There is also an elder in the family who is also here with me. Of course you know this elder, but there are too many stinky men here, so it is not convenient for him to come here now..."

"Ha ha…"

[As soon as he heard this, the little crocodile was immediately amused, and saw that the pig-headed man had already stood up with a wine glass. He immediately picked up his backpack and followed quickly...]

"where are we going?"

"Just follow me..."

"By the way, I have a question..."

"We'll wait until we get there..."

"it is good!"

"... "

[Ten minutes later, the Starport Center controls the base station...]

[In the office on the top floor, Little Crocodile is leaning against the translucent panoramic floor-to-ceiling window, looking at Star Warden who is serving him tea and pouring water and sorting out the fruit plate garbage, and Uncle Wrench and Shadow sitting opposite, with a look of amazement in his eyes. It's incredible, not only because of the extremely groveling attitude of the former, but more importantly because of the latter's usual indifferent appearance throughout the whole process, as if he was saying...]

"Why are you so surprised? Didn't you already know about the puppet potion on the Interstellar official website?"

"I know, but seeing it with my own eyes..."

[Looking at the dull expression of Star Guard Chief, Little Crocodile subconsciously rolled his Adam's apple and made a gurgling sound like swallowing saliva, but the surprise on his face still did not fade away, and there was even a hint of incomprehensible fear on his face. meaning…】

"It's inevitable that people will be a little scared. I'm not afraid of the puppet potion itself. What I'm afraid of is the fanatic..."

"I understand…"

[Seeing that Little Crocodile is so sensitive, Uncle Wrench patted her shoulder with a warm face and comforted her...]

"But no matter how perverse and violent the madman is, he will not use the puppet potion on us, because in a sense, apart from us, he has no one around him to chat with. This kind of loneliness and normal people simply can't It's unbearable, so you can rest assured..."

"Even if he wanted to, he couldn't do it..."

[Shadow also smiled and came over to help...]

"After you complete the physical examination and confirm that there are no viruses or implants in your body, you will go with me to perform the mission to the alien cluster. After that, you will only be connected to the fanatic through remote connection, so even if he wants to You can't even use the puppet potion, not to mention Uncle Wrench and I are here, what do you have to worry about?"

"Wait, you mean we'll leave soon?"

[Seeing the shadow nodding, Little Crocodile, in surprise, turned his head and glanced at the omnic who was already waiting at the door, then looked pitifully at Uncle Wrench, and curled his lips in grievance...]

"Is it too fast?"

"We don't want to either, but..."

[Seeing that the shadow had no intention of explaining, Uncle Wrench had no choice but to step forward, hugged the little crocodile's shoulders like an elder encouraging a younger one, and said sincerely...]

"You also know that the second brother is very difficult to deal with. He deliberately let you go. The purpose is probably to use your return to attract the attention of other rulers to the garbage planet. You said that we will still Is there a way to survive?”

"So we can only aggrieve you a little first and send you to an alien cluster to perform a mission. You can just use it as a training. When all the limelight has passed or the time is right, we will take you back. This will avoid all hidden dangers. ?"

[When he heard this, the little crocodile sighed immediately, but soon he raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes as if he remembered something...]

"Hmph, that stinky wolf dog was playing some kind of psychological drama with me before he sent me away. In fact, I already knew that things were not that simple. I was just cooperating with him. I didn't expect him to be so vicious and want to drink disaster. Dongshui…”


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