I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Chapter 1982, Ronan Chamber of Commerce

"You're right to think so..."

[Seemingly unaware of my helplessness, Uncle Wrench nodded seriously...]

"We have to do everything well, but don't expect everything to be successful. This is the best mentality. By the way, how are the Norwegian Destinies doing recently?"

"He's been very prosperous recently..."

[Recalling the previous chat with Brother Squidward, I crossed my legs, slumped over and took a sip of tea...]

"Every day, interstellar merchants come to visit. He takes in a lot of specialties from civilizations, rare ores, synthetic technologies, alien beauties, etc. The last time I met him, he even gained a little weight. Ah…"

[I grinned slightly...]

"No wonder people say that men tend to get fat when they are rich and powerful, because fat is money..."

"Hey, what a coincidence, he just happened to be here!"

[Uncle Wrench, who was about to answer the call, suddenly saw the situation outside the house through the glass door, so he stood up and opened the door of the room, welcoming the cheerful Squidward in. He asked him to sit down and said with a smile...]

"We mentioned you just now, haha, I didn't expect you to come here now, how about it? Are you finished with the business at the Chamber of Commerce? Why are you here suddenly free?"

"I'm sure I'll never finish my busy schedule..."

[Squidward smiled modestly, pouring tea in a familiar manner while chatting about the current situation...]

"I have a lot of things on my hands. I have to meet with interstellar merchants from different civilizations every day, and there are also many business cooperations to do. It can be said that I am very busy. Fortunately..."

[He nodded and smiled at me...]

"The puppet plan has been going on as scheduled. Those interstellar merchants also understand the rules and did not ask what the goods were. Of course, even if they want to open it and check it, it is useless, because I transport it through the human body..."

"This method of transporting the human body is really good..."

[Since Brother Squidward has not reported his work to me before and only briefly mentioned human body transportation, I also took this opportunity to ask in depth...]

"Do you put the puppet medicine into the workers' bodies, or inject it into their bodies and extract it later?"

"the latter!"

[Squidward's answer is concise and clear...]

"But it's not as simple as direct injection. Instead, the puppet medicine is first injected into the large and small intestines of the workers, and before the puppet medicine has fully spread, their intestines are sealed with a hardening agent, waiting for the third person who has passed through the periphery of the galaxy. After a round of security inspection, I will let the omnics soften their intestines during the shipment and extract the puppet potion from them..."

"It's amazing that you came up with this idea..."

[Uncle Wrench nodded with approval...]

"Although the process is a bit cumbersome, the cargo inspection stations on the periphery of the galaxy are all controlled by the guard forces of the Haier civilization. Their inspections are not only strict, but they also cannot play the friendship card, so you use this This is a good way to transport goods, and the good thing is that it can avoid inspection..."

"I have to thank Professor Medicine Jar for this..."

[Squidward was not proud of this, but pointed to the medicine bottle that was busy outside the glass with a humble expression...]

"Many tissue hardeners on the market will either cause necrosis of tissues and organs, leak the puppet medicine, or fail to soften after use. In short, they all have various side effects, but I can't find what I want. In the end It was Professor Medicine Jar who found time to improve the formula that made this method of transporting the human body a reality..."

"The softener is also a formula he gave. Not only will it not harm the worker's body, but it will also facilitate the extraction of the medicine later. The only side effect is diarrhea for a few days. It is very suitable for human body transportation..."

[After speaking, he pointed to several large instruments next to the medicine bottle and asked curiously...]

"But there's one thing I don't understand. Where did you find an immortal bioengineer like Professor Yao Guan who can study extreme life forms, invented red pigments, and is proficient in various pharmacology?" And he can still serve you willingly? You didn’t even use the puppet potion to control him, wow~ It’s incredible..."

"Just think of it as magnetic attraction..."

[Looking at his confused look as he sucked his chin with the tentacle, I grinned and took over the conversation, grabbed the electronic cigarette gun from Uncle Wrench’s hand, and took a deep breath...]

"After all, people with similar temperaments can always get together. By the way, what you just said is actually just a puppet to come over and pass the message on. So I guess your coming here this time is not just about reporting on work." ?”

"You really guessed it right..."

[What Uncle Wrench and I didn’t expect was that when he mentioned this, his face suddenly turned serious...]

"Yesterday, a guy from Planet Luoer suddenly came to visit me. Since he came alone, he had no entourage, and he didn't dress like an interstellar businessman, so I originally wanted to refuse, but he claimed to be your friend. , and said he knew Uncle Wrench, so I met him..."

Uncle Wrench and I looked at each other subconsciously, confusion flashing in our eyes at the same time, while Squidward continued...

"He said his name is Shadow, and he comes from the Ronan Chamber of Commerce. I checked, and the Ronan Chamber of Commerce was a well-known black man in the underground forces before Luo Erxing popularized its policies in the underground city. What he usually did was nothing more than deception. Gambling, debt collection, human trafficking, psychotropic substances and other illegal activities..."

"shadow?"

[Hearing this familiar name, I frowned and thought for a moment. I was about to ask for more information about him, but suddenly I saw Uncle Wrench’s subtle expression, so I handed over the pipe in my hand...]

"You don't know this person, do you?"

"Of course I know..."

[Uncle Wrench took the pipe and knocked on the table, with a strange look in his eyes...]

"Do you still remember that after you solved the hider, you entered the Star Port Trading Market and prepared to come back with Xiao Crocodile, but when you went upstairs, you met..."

"Oh! I remembered..."

[As soon as he described it, I immediately thought of the young man who could use a special mecha to blend himself into the darkness. However, the confusion in his eyes did not go away much. Instead, it deepened a bit. I could only look at Brother Squidward in confusion. …]

"But the question is...why is he looking for you?"

"cooperate!"

[Squidward's eyes flashed with fear...]

"And we have to cooperate with him because he knows about the puppet potion!"


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