I don't have a system but I have a hammer

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[At the same time, the Milky Way, Project 546 transformation area, the third underground floor of the central control tower...]

[In the reception room, a barefoot, red-faced man is slumped on a sofa and lounge chair made of organic foam with a comfortable look on his face. A cup of unknown bright red liquid is slightly swaying in his hand, and his eyes are filled with excitement. Cozy...]

[Facing him was a middle-aged woman wearing a purple-yellow bodysuit. She was holding a metal electronic pen. She was frowning and writing something in the air in front of her. Every time she waved, When you press the tip of the pen, a trace of lavender lines or symbols will appear in the air and stay for a short time, which looks both gorgeous and mysterious...]

[The red-faced man saw her busyness and hard work, so he raised his hand to release many bubbles, sent the red liquid in his hand to the former, and said with drunken concern...]

"Empress Wife, you have been studying the azimuthal calculation variables since morning. I don't think you can finish your work for a while. Why don't you take a rest first, drink or eat something, and replenish your strength? It’s not too late to do it again…”

"You do not understand…"

[Glancing at the drink in front of her, the purple-yellow girl did not stop what she was doing, but continued to write incomprehensible symbols with one hand while shaking her head seriously...]

"I've been feeling restless since I woke up this morning, and I always had a palpitating feeling that something bad was going to happen soon, so I kept doing calculations, trying to find out what was the factor that made me feel uneasy..."

[After explaining, she rolled her eyes at the newly poured red liquid in the red-faced man's hand...]

"It's better to drink less red liquid. Every time you go to bed drunk, the smell is terrible..."

"Oh, aren't I too bored?"

[The red-faced man put down his cup and pouted, as if he had long been accustomed to the purple-yellow woman’s complaints. He then glanced at the foam boards on the wall and moved closer with concern on his face...]

"Then have you found the uneasiness factor? Eight hours have passed now. After dinner, the day will be over. It means that your uneasiness factor does not come from today at all. How about you calculate again tomorrow? …”

"Maybe tonight?"

[Purple Princess glanced at him blankly...]

"It's not like you don't know my abilities. For so many important state affairs over the past thousands of years, I have basically relied on my vector method to determine whether they are correct or not. So since I have heart palpitations, Then it is absolutely impossible to postpone it until tomorrow, because even I dare not confirm whether this matter will be related to our lives, or even the survival of civilization..."

[After speaking, she frowned and glanced at the red-faced man...]

"Also, haven't you been going to Earth a lot during this time? Why do you still feel bored?"

"Uh... ok, ok, ok..."

[Seeing that the purple-yellow girl was so serious, the red-faced man, who had always understood her temperament, stopped trying to dissuade her. He just waved his hand perfunctorily to show compromise, and then drank the red liquid in the cup. A large number of bubbles with colorful pictures were released again, ready to pass the time...]

[However, at this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door of the reception room, which made both of them stunned at the same time. However, the man who opened the door and entered after that surprised them...]

"Red Flag Emperor! Haha, why are you here?"

[As soon as he saw that the visitor was the Red Flag Emperor of the upper star cluster, the red-faced man immediately put down his cup quickly, jumped up from the sofa, and greeted him with a smile. While warmly inviting him to sit down, he introduced Zi Huang Nu...]

"This is my wife. You have met me before, but you may not have the impression. After all, more than 1000 years have passed since the last time we met. But it's okay. Since you are here, don't leave tonight. Try our bubble civilization. Specialty…”

"Long time no see, Red Flag Emperor!"

[The purple-yellow girl stood up and saluted politely. After the other party returned the salute, she sat down generously and pointed to a large series of purple symbols in front of her with an apologetic face...]

"I'm sorry, I have something on my hands right now. It may take me some time. You can sit wherever you like..."

[After saying that, she continued to work on her own, while the red-faced man arranged the Red Flag Emperor's position, took an empty cup from the table and placed it in front of the latter, while eagerly pouring red liquid into it , while smiling happily from the bottom of my heart...]

"This is red liquid. When I received you last time, you left in a hurry and didn't even take a bite. I must drink it to my heart's content today. To tell you the truth, I am so happy that you came today. You are so happy." I don’t know how I got through this period of time. Alas, apart from supervising the work, I only have to eat, drink, poop and sleep every day. It’s so boring. Oh, that’s right..."

[After several greetings, the red-faced man remembered to ask the other party the purpose of coming here, so after pouring the wine, he conveniently sat down opposite the Red Flag Emperor and looked at the man who had been silent and smiling since entering the door. He asked curiously...]

"You haven't said anything yet, why did you suddenly come to my place without saying hello? Are you too bored like me? So you came to me to reminisce about old times? Hahaha..."

"Reminiscing about the past is only one aspect..."

[Seeing that the other party was so enthusiastic and bold, the Red Flag Emperor nodded and smiled, and took out two tubes of pink potion as thick as a pen from his pocket, shaking it meaningfully...]

"The point is this. This is much better than your red liquid. Why don't you try it?"

"what is this?"

[Since the two were old acquaintances, and they must have passed the biological test all the way here, the red-faced man did not have any suspicion. He just curiously took a bottle of potion, put it in front of him, looked at it, and asked doubtfully...]

"Does this thing have a name?"

"I really don't have a name..."

[The Red Flag Emperor took out two more bottles from his pocket. One was placed on the table, and the other was opened directly. In front of the red-faced man, he shook it slightly, opened his mouth to drink, and then looked full of enjoyment and unfinished content. Licking his lips...]

"Because this is a stimulant potion that has just been developed by our Hongqi civilization. It has two main functions. One is to give people a short-term dreaming experience, and the other is to strengthen brain cells and increase memory and reaction capabilities. This time I I just want to cooperate with you, so I didn’t choose a name and am waiting for you to decide..."

"this…"

[As soon as he heard that he was here to cooperate, the enthusiasm on the red-faced man's face immediately subsided. However, because of his face, he still had the patience to ask about the potion in his hand, but there was a hint of unabashed pushback in his words. …]

"There's no problem with cooperation, but the problem is, doesn't the effect of this potion sound good? I know of more than a hundred kinds of effects such as enhancing memory and reaction ability, and some of them even have many substitutes. Additional effects, so I don’t quite understand, why do you want to study this kind of thing? Of course..."

[The topic changed. He looked at the Hongqi Emperor, whose face was gradually becoming more and more subtle, and shook the potion with pretense of approval...]

"This thing is not without its merits. Didn't you just say that it can give people a dreaming experience? This effect is quite interesting. Maybe it can be sold to addicts who are anxious, or homeless people who are hungry, and they can really make money. It’s just that our bubble civilized society is very stable and harmonious, and there are really not many drug addicts and homeless people…”