I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"Whoo~"

[Seeing the two united front, Squidward curled his lips and shook his head, and turned to look at Fox Eyes as if to help. However, the latter's eyes were empty throughout the whole process and he did not make any statement. This made the former helpless and could only He bravely retorted...]

"Well, what you are talking about happened hundreds of years ago. You don't understand the actual situation of the Junk Planet now. In fact, as early as seventy years ago, the thieves groups on the east and west trade lines agreed with each other. A rule that everyone has agreed upon is that all interstellar merchants who walk on these two roads all year round will only charge 30% of the toll, while stranger merchants will charge 50% of the toll..."

"The advantage of this is that as the vicious incidents of violent robbery disappear, those traders who did not dare to enter the garbage star in the past now dare to enter the garbage star to do business, because for them, the goods being robbed is the second priority. They are afraid of losing their lives, so in order to make the garbage planet prosperous again, the major thieves groups have to make this decision, otherwise they will not even have anything to rob..."

"At the same time, in order to avoid repeated toll collection, the bandits have also planned the operating hours of the area. To put it simply, you will manage the lines for the first half of today, we will manage the lines for the next half of tomorrow, and the next half of the day after tomorrow. Every month, other small thieves groups will manage the line together, and at the same time, they will also distribute the income earned during this half month..."

"If there is no harvest in this half month, then you can only count yourself unlucky. In short, no one will suffer. Even if you suffer, it is just a matter of luck and has nothing to do with others. Naturally, there will be no conflict between thieves groups... "

"Oh, also, it doesn't mean that all thieves groups don't engage in robbery. If a business group refuses to pay tolls, the thieves group can not only rob, but even directly kill them. If they encounter It is a trade group with strong armed strength, and the line managers can even ask for help from other thieves groups, and then just share some benefits..."

"And what you just said is about the person who is responsible for allocating resources. It does exist, but it is replaced every ten years. But since everyone takes turns to sit in this seat, it will be fair in any case..."

[After introducing everything, Squidward glanced at the surprised face and chose the silent wrench uncle and the medicine bottle. He pulled the suction cup out of his chin with a bang, and then turned to look at me who had not changed his expression during the entire process and was drinking tea. , shrugged...]

"I don't know who gave you the information, but I can say responsibly that the information you have about the junk star is basically out of date, and it has been out of date for nearly 70 years. Now the two trade routes between the east and west of the junk star are almost It is difficult to have conflicts like before. Large and small thieves groups coexist harmoniously with each other. Not only do they have no grudges, but their relationship with each other is as close as brothers, so..."

"Although the information is outdated..."

[I raised my hand to interrupt him, put down the tea cup, and pointed to my head with the same smile...]

"But the thinking will not be outdated. First of all, the harmony you mentioned is only established between the thieves group. We can regard it as the third force. In other words, there are now three forces in the Garbage Star, namely the cleaning group, the ancient group Lan Dian, and the third force, so what we want to provoke is not a civil strife among a single force, but a fight among the three forces!"

[After saying that, I smiled meaningfully again...]

"As for the method, haha, if the cargo vehicle does not enter the garbage star according to the original route, but traverses the four routes from east to west, north to south in a detour, then in real terms, which pair of forces should these resources belong to?"

"this…"

[Brother Squidward was stunned for a moment, thought for another two seconds, and then gave an uncertain answer...]

"Even if this is the case, I believe that the garbage stars that have coexisted peacefully for seventy years will not have an internal fight just because of a running freight vehicle. Someone will always come forward to smooth things over. At the worst, everyone on each line will get a little share. …”

"sure, no problem…"

[I will continue following his words...]

"Assuming that your method is feasible, then the next direction should be like this. All the vehicles of our four freight teams have been seized, and each force has received its due share of resources. Everyone happily continues to maintain the trade balance of the junk planet..."

"But at this time, the fifth cargo team appeared, and it was followed by a large number of official teams. Among them were not only the Rolle civilization, but also the ten nascent civilizations, as well as escorts from alien star clusters. Team, then what will happen to the three garbage star forces at this time..."

[Brother Squidward raised his eyebrows, doubts suddenly appeared in his eyes...]

"If all the ten nascent civilizations come forward, then no matter how powerful the garbage star forces are, they can only compromise, but it will just spit out all the resources, and it will not be affected at all, huh? No, what you mean is …”

"hehe…"

[Seeing that he had just reacted now, I laughed out loud. I stood up and picked up a burger from the molecular food machine and stuffed it into my mouth. I swallowed it without chewing. Then I patted my belly with satisfaction and gave an explanation... 】

"It seems that you have discovered that, yes, no matter whether there will be infighting among the three forces on the garbage star, it is just my first move. My real purpose is to let all of them get this batch of resources. This gives all the rulers the illusion that the former have long been in cahoots with the person who is trying to conquer this star cluster, that is, me..."

"Otherwise, how can I explain that I could conquer the garbage planet by conquering remote civilizations, but I just gave all the resources to them? It can only mean that I have reached cooperation with them, and even, I may be hiding In the garbage star, secretly become the king!"

[Looking at the amazed expressions of the three people, the smile on my face became a little heavier...]

"Combined with the explosion of the Directorate Building, it can be said that without my intervention at all, other rulers will directly raze all the forces on the garbage planet to the ground, because in their eyes, daring to prevent the transformation plan is equivalent to a death penalty!"