I don't have a system but I have a hammer

[Not even two seconds after I finished speaking, I was in the cancer chamber and suddenly felt a large amount of colored gases surging out from the surrounding nozzles, as well as bright lights of various colors flashing at a frequency of once per second. , various parts of the body also experienced extremely strong discomfort at this moment...]

[It’s hard to describe this feeling. One second it was soreness in the muscles, and the next second it turned into itching pain on the skin. One second it was pain in the stomach, and the next second it turned into burning pain in breathing. Even the joints and lower body are unavoidable, constantly lingering in tingling and dull pain, and even the brain begins to become confused, and even stars appear in front of the eyes...]

[In addition to the ringing sounds in my ears, there are only hazy shouts from outside the cabin...]

"I knew I wasn't that lucky, lung cancer!"

[My upper body twitched, and my lungs seemed to be tightened. The next second I started coughing violently, and there were even streaks of blood in the spittle...]

[However, after less than two seconds, the color of the mist in front of me changed to pink, and the surrounding flashing light returned to a warm yellow color. Then all the symptoms of lung cancer disappeared on the spot. Only the trace of bloody phlegm at the corner of the mouth foreshadows the tragedy just now...]

[But soon, the colorful mist restarted, the flash continued, and the hazy sound outside the cabin also brought a hint of helplessness...]

"Alas, thymic cancer!"

"Forehead!"

[I groaned and just took a breath. My originally strong pectoralis major muscles shrank at a speed visible to the naked eye, and I couldn't even lift my arms. This is a typical case of mediastinal space-occupying and myasthenia gravis. Symptoms…]

[But just like just now, after the pink mist and yellow soft light replaced the colorful mist and flash, the various symptoms of the chest muscles disappeared immediately...]

[But after I came to my senses, my already bad mood due to repeated torture became even more unpleasant. Without thinking, I raised my head fiercely and looked fiercely at the two old faces outside the cabin that I couldn't tell who they were, and gasped. He yelled something from his teeth that shocked them...]

"Don't fucking cure me! Blame it all on me until you find that damn leukemia!!!"

"... "

[Seeing how fierce I was, Uncle Wrench didn’t say a word. He just patted the shoulder of the pill bottle with a silent expression, then leaned on the table and started puffing away. The latter, after a brief hesitation, made up his mind and made a fierce decision. of pressing the button…]

"Esophageal cancer!"

[The next second, my throat rolled, as if something was about to crawl out of it. Even breathing became difficult, and the entire neck swelled into a winter melon shape...]

"Stomach cancer!"

[With a gurgling sound coming from my stomach, my upper abdomen instantly turned into a child's trampoline. Along with the throbbing pain, there was also a strong tearing feeling, and the next second I vomited it out. A large pool of black and red bloody tissue, sweating profusely all over the body, as if it were raining...]

"Pancreatic cancer!"

[The appearance of these three words completely transformed me from a strong man with strong muscles to an impotent man with a crazily shrunken body. When the sluggishness disappeared, it was also accompanied by unbearable backache and abdominal twitching... 】

"Colorectal cancer!"

[The reaction this time was greater than before. First, there was a dry and hard feeling in the lower abdomen like constipation, then there was a fountain in the back door like diarrhea, and finally there were alternating tenesmus, anal distension, and bloody stools after incontinence. I also suffered from collapse and trembling due to the short-term waterfall-like gush...]

"Liver cancer!"

[I don’t know if it’s because every part of my body is in hell, but I don’t feel much pain in the upper right abdomen caused by these two words. It’s just that my abdominal muscles are tightened...]

"Cholecystocarcinoma!"

[This is one of the three most uncurable cancers in the human world. Its biggest feature is that even in the middle or late stages, the pain in the body is not very obvious. Jinan felt a small bulge in the right upper abdomen... 】

[The emergence of these two cancers also gave me, who was already sweating profusely and my whole body was soft, a very short respite. Unfortunately, my vision blurred the next second, because the medicine bottle was already in the With helplessness and sympathy, I said the words I least wanted to hear...]

"Brain cancer!"

[With a "vomit" sound, I felt like I was transformed into a fireman's high-pressure water gun, and a long line of turbid gastric juice was sprayed out from my mouth in an instant. The temples on the back of my head were also in severe pain, and the picture in front of me was blurred for a while, and even appeared to be wandering. Ghost separation, this is known as the "triad" of increased intracranial pressure that all brain cancer patients least want to encounter! 】

[The process that followed was even more painful. One after another, cancer names that I had or had not heard of came out from outside the cabin. At the same time, various unbearable symptoms of illness continued to appear on me, as if this There was a bastard doctor named "Cancer Encyclopedia" who raped me one hundred and one hundred times, and then he would do it another hundred times...]

"Oral Cancer!"

[Full cavity ulcer, erosion + foul odor when opening mouth...]

"Nasopharyngeal cancer!"

[Rebreathing tears and blood, sucking in mud and breathing out water, even the simplest breathing has become torture at this moment...]

【Breast cancer! 】

[The lymph nodes under my armpits continued to swell, and hard lumps began to grow on my chest, as if someone was ravaging my breasts with a vacuum cleaner in a rotating manner...]

"Lymphoma!"

[The lymph nodes enlarged several times again, night sweats + fever all over the body, accompanied by itching and alcohol pain all over the skin, which is simply more exciting than mosquito bites all over the body! 】

"Bone cancer!"

[With a "cough" sound, my legs were instantly fractured like brittle horns. The bones seemed to be being sawed by an electric drill. The heartbreaking pain instantly shot straight into my brain. However, my throat had long been swollen and painful, but I couldn't even scream. come out…】

"Bladder Cancer!"

[Incontinence + painless gross hematuria...]

"Prostate cancer!"

[The frequency of incontinence increases, but it is extremely difficult to urinate the next second, and it is interspersed repeatedly, making it difficult to live...]

"Testicular cancer!"

[Hearing the call from the outside world, I, who had already been paralyzed on the ground, opened my eyelids extremely weakly. Even because I was afraid of breaking my ribs, I didn’t even dare to breathe too hard. I could only gently hook my chin and look down at my lower body. , when he discovered that his testicles were gradually swelling at a speed visible to the naked eye, he subconsciously looked at the transparent cabin cover in front of him, and through his own reflection, he turned his gaze to several small octopuses above his head. When he found that there was a half-length octopus among them, As I shook my head, my mood suddenly fell to the bottom. I could only close my eyes in a daze, and whispered in my heart with extreme loss...]

[There are more than 100 types of cancer in the world, do I have to experience them one by one...]