I don't have a system but I have a hammer

As soon as I finished reading the letter, before I could express my thoughts, my assistant started murmuring in shock...

"Is it possible...does the Commander-in-Chief want us to leave the earth? This...this...this is too..."

"Oh, he is really far-sighted..."

In fact, I didn’t take the white-haired old man’s proposal too seriously. After all, the plan I spent hundreds of years coming up with was much better than relocating my family. But from his perspective, with my extremely limited knowledge, To be able to give this kind of suggestion to let humans leave the earth requires not only the determination to dare to give up everything and start over, but also the overall view of the whole race and the great wisdom to jump out of the field of vision...

But now, I don’t need other people’s advice. All I need is determination, so after a brief sigh of relief, I suddenly laughed...

"If you die earlier than me, then go down and say thank you to him for me, and also give me a message. If I fail to prevent the destruction of mankind before I die, then I will go down there and kill him with my own hands. King of Hell, bring the people back to kill us again!”

…………

[At the same time, somewhere in the universe, at an unknown location...]

[At this moment, a modified butterfly ship is shuttling through the vast universe of darkness and nothingness at an extremely fast speed, and the person sitting in the cockpit just left the earth a few hours ago. Uncle Wrench...]

[Due to the long journey and no one to talk to, during the voyage, Uncle Wrench, in addition to occasionally thinking about the gains and losses in the past few days, would also cast his eyes on the camouflage soldier's back in the co-pilot's seat from time to time...]

[Yes, maybe it was because he was too bored because he was driving straight all the way. Uncle Wrench suddenly remembered the Walkman that Afro gave him before setting off, and the latter even specially gave it a heart-warming sentence...]

"If you have trouble going up, I won't give it to you. Instead, I can give you this. This is a Walkman. In addition to my 1000 favorite golden songs, there is also a particularly happy song for the fanatics. Oh, turn on the power. The first song is, if you feel bored on the road, you can listen to it..."

[Looking back and forth for a long time, Uncle Wrench, who had long been bored, finally made up his mind and raised his hand to open the virtual screen in the cockpit and start automatic navigation. At the same time, he stood up, sat down on the co-pilot, and opened the zipper of the camouflage backpack. , and began to search with anticipation...】

[Soon, I rummaged through the bulging boxes of dry food and found a palm-sized Walkman with the Sony logo printed on it. However, there was no electronic display on it, and there was only a storage cover that could be opened and closed. Five buttons with graphic instructions and a small disc embedded in them made him frown in confusion...]

"Is this this? Why doesn't there even be a screen? It's too backward, right? The switch...is this the switch?"

[Although he complained, Uncle Wrench still determined the switch position of the Walkman through his understanding of human culture in the past few days, and pressed it without hesitation...]

[Cough~Zi~]

[With the sliding sound of the disc rotating, a beautiful prelude with a four-beat drum beat slowly came out from the external speaker of the Walkman, and the female male voice that followed and the meaning expressed in the lyrics were even more soothing. People's hearts...]

"Son, son, I am your father!"

"Come and sit down, let us have a talk..."

"First of all, you and I are friends, right?"

"Besides, we both have to give your mother face..."

"Son, son, I am your biological father!"

"Everything I say or do is not always for your own good..."

"Don't worry, I won't talk nonsense to you..."

"But after listening, you have to digest it carefully..."

"As a human being...be kind!"

"Don't be sneaky!"

"Learn from Lei Feng's good example..."

"I want to learn from your father and me and be humble..."

"Remember..."

"Do your own thing..."

"Be kind to others..."

"You have to follow me with this kind of character..."

"Hehe~ You are worthy of being my son!"

[With a "click", Uncle Wrench turned off the music with a speechless expression and silently put the Walkman in front of him. After thinking for a long time, he still resisted the desire to crush it on the spot and could only look out the window blankly. The scene of the empty galaxy that kept moving backwards made me sigh in melancholy...]

"Let me go without forgetting to humiliate you. The victor's face is really vivid. Well, when I first met this guy, he seemed quite polite. I didn't expect him to be so childish. Forget it, he’s just a big kid, nothing to worry about..."

"Drip drop~"

[The sudden communication prompt made Uncle Wrench, who was about to put the Walkman back into his bag, subconsciously stunned. After all, everyone who could contact him at this time was basically dead, but when he saw the virtual When the visitor's information was displayed on the screen, his face immediately became surprised and happy. Without saying a word, he returned to the driver's seat and pressed answer...]

"Medicine bottle? Are you still alive?"

"I'm also surprised that you are alive..."

"Oh my God, you don't even know how happy I am..."

"Oh, don't talk anymore, come pick me up quickly..."

"Where are you?"

"I'll send you the coordinates..."

"Okay, hey, by the way, you..."

"Drip drop~"

[Seeing the medicine bottle hang up the communication while talking, Uncle Wrench frowned immediately, but after seeing the coordinates displayed on the virtual screen, he no longer thought about calling back, but directly turned the ship's bow and prepared to return to Earth. , but when he habitually zoomed in on the coordinate position, his expression turned weird...]

"Hey? Why did you go to the public toilet?"