I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"If...if this is really the case..."

Looking at the child's face full of thoughts, even the Gray Woman couldn't help showing an expression of admiration at this moment...

"That fanatic is really an admirable leader. It seems that I did underestimate him before..."

"I once, didn't I underestimate him?"

The child sighed with emotion...

"To be honest, when I returned to Earth, I did have some intention of competing with the fanatic again. It was only after I learned about his current situation that I truly understood that it was just wishful thinking on my part..."

"Perhaps as he said back then, I was just a very insignificant enemy in his life, or a person who accidentally took the wrong path, so when he knew that I already understood all the truth, he would naturally not I regard me as an enemy, and I am even willing to hand over the future of mankind to my hands. Alas, I can only say that the fanatics have a broad mind..."

He stood up silently and looked out the window at the deep nothingness, his eyes flashing with undisguised shame...

"Although I was once the emperor of the ages, I am not even half as good as that!"

…………

[At the same time, the rail storage station...]

[In the welcome hall...]

【吭哧吭哧吭哧～】

[Accompanied by the sound of gnawing like hungry wolves eating, everyone in the hall at this moment, including the person in charge of the primary election, stared dumbly at the man on the table who was feasting on all kinds of food. I swallowed twice in shock, as if I was seeing a starving ghost who was so hungry that he had to gnaw away even an aunt's towel...]

[That’s right, just five minutes ago, when I entered the welcome hall to the warm applause of everyone’s amazement and the mocking concern, what I saw was the mountain of various foods on the table and the abundance of food. How can I control the emptiness in my heart caused by hunger by drinking energy drinks with various trace elements? 】

[So much so that I didn’t even have time to respond to the smile from the person in charge of the primary election. I faced everyone’s horrified eyes, rushed to the table impatiently, and started gobbling like a dung beetle entering a manure pit...]

[This made the person in charge of the primary election and other businessmen and wealthy people who were preparing to welcome them feel embarrassed and even a little angry, but these emotions soon turned into shock due to the loud noise like gluttonous eating and the sudden splash of juice...]

[There is no way, after all...]

"Oh my god, this is a welcome meal for 50 people..."

"He doesn't even bring chews..."

"Hell, this guy is absolutely starving!"

"Oh my god, he even ate off the plate!"

"This...how long has it been since I last had a meal..."

"His appetite is at least as good as 100 pigs!"

"Quick, quick, get my glasses..."

"It's... it's such a terrifying appetite..."

"Uh...you actually made me hungry..."

"Is that why he's number one?"

"Hey, what are you going to do?"

"We want to take a photo, after all, we have never seen it before..."

"Don't go there, I'm really afraid that he will eat you too!"

"No way?"

"No? Look, he even put the knife and fork in his mouth!"

"... "

[In response to the idiotic remarks and screams around me, I had already entered the state of selflessness and had no intention of responding at all. I still kept to myself, putting unknown foods that exuded various meaty aromas into my mouth without knowing how full I was. Just put it away, I just feel a little unhappy about the few reporters who cautiously came over to take pictures during the meal...]

[Damn, you watch mukbang with screenshots? 】

[Finally, after about ten minutes, the mountain of food piled up in front of me was wiped out by me at a speed visible to the naked eye in the face of everyone's incredibly shocked eyes and the sound of their swallowing saliva...]

"Whoo~"

[Seeing that I couldn’t reach the food, and my belly was already as big and round as a cow, I realized that I seemed to have finished the welcome meal for 50 people, and I could only pick up the steel fork on the side with dissatisfaction. , while picking up the meat residue between the teeth, chewing twice symbolically, while looking at other tables with unsatisfied thoughts, trying to find more food to satisfy the hunger that has not completely dissipated...]

[Unfortunately, I don’t know if the way I cooked the meal just now was too scary, which caused the welcome meals on other tables to be taken away, and even the tableware was not left...]

[In the end, in desperation, I could only look unhappily at the person in charge of the preliminary examination who had already fallen into a sluggish state. But before I opened my mouth to ask, he and the others around him took a step back in panic. Even the guards standing guard subconsciously raised their guns, their eyes flashing with awe and fear for the Big Eater...]

"What are you doing?"

[I frowned, patted my big belly that had been dragged to the ground, and asked the blood tider to control the peristalsis of the stomach to accelerate the absorption of nutrients from the food, while explaining...]

"I don't eat people..."

"You don't eat people, hehehe..."

[Looking at my big belly that has reached to my feet, the person in charge of the first test smiled awkwardly, wiped the sweat from his forehead with lingering fear, and cautiously came closer...]

"But you are really scary. Central City once held a Big Eater Competition, but I have never seen anyone with such an astonishing appetite like you... Um... I'm sorry... I don't know what your name is yet? Which village are you from? ?”

"Oh~"

[I nodded symbolically, patted my belly, and casually came up with the words I had prepared...]

"I come from Sishan No.2 Village. I used to be famous as a big eater in the village. Of course, what matches this is my extremely strong physical fitness, so I can go up the mountain to capture a lot of prey every time. In the village, if there is a problem caused by wolves or tigers, we can deal with it as soon as possible. This is why the village chief and the priest are willing to provide me with food and accommodation..."

"I see…"

[Perhaps because I have already watched the video of the preliminary round, the person in charge of the preliminary round seemed very polite. He just gave his subordinate a secret wink. After he nodded and left, he sat across from him with a pleasant look and continued to ask...]

"What about your relatives? For example, parents and sisters..."

"Oh, I died long ago..."

[I shook my head pretending to be sad...]

"I heard from the villagers that it was the biggest tiger attack in history, and everyone in my family died. Fortunately, my mother put me in a well and I escaped. Later, I relied on the villagers to The digging insects raised in the well lasted for half a month. It was not until the Central City army arrived to eliminate the tiger problem that I was rescued by the priest. Alas..."