I don't have a system but I have a hammer

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At night, on the second floor of the general command post...

In the public cafeteria…

Except for patients who eat separately, scientific researchers, special operations personnel, medical personnel, farming personnel, and logistics support personnel from various countries are all sitting in a row in the hall at this moment. Although everyone's face may be full of tears. He looked more or less tired, but laughter still filled the entire canteen...

While enjoying themselves, they also discussed the battle that took place this afternoon, expressing their fatigue and tension over the past few days. Occasionally, they also mixed in some gags and dirty jokes between men, as well as teasing and teasing between women. Love gossip, no matter how you look at it, it is a picture of reunion and warmth that is rare to see in the apocalypse...

its name is...

"hope"

And when a dozen cafeteria aunts pushing small dining carts appeared from the passage with smiles, the already noisy and lively cafeteria became a little more lively...

Some impatient people couldn't wait to get up and look around, as if they wanted to see clearly what was in the dining car. After all, the lunch box on the table had been empty for a long time...

A small pile of mashed potatoes mixed with rice and noodles, a portion of organic vegetables, a small portion of synthetic beef, plus a bag of clear and watery vegetable soup, that's today's dinner...

However, it may be because of the victory in the first battle, so the leaders of the general command post were happy and did not be too stingy with the inventory in the station. Instead, on the basis of belly wrapping, they generously gave everyone a piece of thumb-sized food. …

"Chocolate, Mr. Fanatic, please try it. Although it is made of synthetic materials, the taste is not bad at all. It is the latest product developed by our department..."

Faced with the invitation from the British representative, I did not refuse. I glanced at the people who were eating enthusiastically, then took the chocolate with a heavy weight, tore open the package, and took a bite...

After chewing for a while, I felt the lightness of wax spreading on the tip of my tongue, and nodded without pain...

"taste good…"

"Haha, as long as you like it..."

Seeing my affirmation, the British representative smiled and said nothing more. Like other representatives around him, he eagerly started to eat the food on his plate...

Instead, Erha on the side came over meaningfully and whispered in his ear...

"How do you, a person who doesn't even have a sense of taste, taste whether chocolate is good or not?"

I didn't say anything, just silently put away the remaining half of the chocolate, took out the communicator, and looked through the messages in the group while dealing with the food in front of me...

Halfway through the meal, the German representative suddenly asked...

"Have the Hammer Gang members not eaten yet? They..."

"I'm patrolling up there..."

After receiving the "Everything is OK" message from Afro, I put down the communicator and responded expressionlessly...

"Since you want to have a grand ceremony, there must be someone guarding it. After all, there are so many people gathered here. If the enemy drops a nuclear bomb at any time, we will be gone. You don't want the grand feast to turn into a decapitation meal. Bar?"

"Uh...this...haha...that's right..."

Seeing that I spoke so frankly, the German representative smiled awkwardly, and could only lower his head to drink vegetable soup to cover up his inner embarrassment. The expressions of other representatives who were eating also began to look unnatural...

That's right, after I uncovered the bug during the day, when representatives from various countries saw me again, their eyes would involuntarily dodge, obviously because of a guilty conscience...

And after they knew that they had won the first battle, they secretly held some bullshit first victory banquet without telling me and my assistants. The main idea was to let everyone come and be grateful to me, in order to dilute the bad impression caused by the bug incident...

It's just a pity that I don't eat this way at all, so I just finished the food in a few mouthfuls, then gave the assistant who was still eating a "go" look, stood up and prepared to leave...

"Hey, wait, Mr. Madman..."

Seeing that I was leaving after finishing my meal, the nearest British representative looked anxious and hurriedly tried to persuade me to stay...

"There will be a commendation meeting soon, and we have prepared several programs. Do you want to watch them all..."

"Oh, it turns out there is a program..."

As soon as I heard this, I stopped immediately and glanced coldly at the other representatives who were also about to ask to stay. Then I raised a sneer at the corner of my mouth, nodded and sat down again...

Seeing me returning to my seat, the representatives from various countries became happy and became friendly again, but before they could say anything else, I was already frowning and raising my desk...

"I have a question for you. You are obviously just representatives sent by various countries to be responsible for liaison matters. Why do you have the right to hold activities in the command post?"

"Uh, it's like this..."

Seeing that the representatives from various countries were stunned and silent, the assistant hurriedly came over and explained to them in a low voice...

"Representatives from various countries are not only responsible for liaison work, they are also responsible for managing people from various countries here, and are also responsible for different departments, because long before the cold storm incident, the Beijing command post had been changed to a joint command post, but the commander-in-chief The position of chief has always been held by Huaxia..."

"I see…"

I nodded suddenly in my heart. When I looked at the representatives from various countries again, my expression had relaxed a lot, and my tone had become relatively gentle...

"You're a bunch of fucking bastards. You've been at the command post for two years, and you're still fucking bugging the conference room. Are you mentally ill? Have we won the battle? You guys should relax everyone in advance. ? You don’t have a fucking brain disease, you have a serious fucking brain disease!"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the representatives from various countries who originally thought they had done nothing wrong suddenly froze, and they all bowed their heads in shame and remained silent. I couldn't help but shake my head...

"I know that you have been here for a long time, so you are used to China's practices, so I preconceptionally thought that as a Chinese, I would do the same. At the same time, I thought it would be a good thing to win the first battle and let everyone relax..."

"But you are wrong. Let me tell you, the enemy will take action tonight. I didn't tell you because I would send the Wolf Head Gang to deal with it with or without you. I just don't want everyone to be too worried. But you today What I did was so disappointing, and..."

I coldly took out the half piece of chocolate and threw it on the complicated face of the British representative...

"This chocolate doesn't taste fucking good!"